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I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 07:58 PM Reply

Last night - my girlfriend and I we're feeling ancy in our pantsy's so we decided that she should give me a blowjob.

So i'm laying on my back and she's sucking on my hard rock cock for about 15 minutes and her jaw starts to get tired so I tell her I'll finish it up.

I start jacking my rodney like no one's business - and I can tell my future children are about to be born through my cock in about any moment. But. I was feeling a bit kinky. Usually I cum in her mouth or on her face. This time though. I wanted to cum and have her lick it up. So I'm jerken it with my right and fingering her B-hole with my left and my Mount Doom erupts.

I expected it too do a little squirt and then geize over my cock like a sink with too much water. I was wrong. First squirt land all over my chest. Second squirt land on her, nailed her right in the elbow. Third squirt all over my face. Mainly from the right side of my face too and above my eye, into my hair. I start laughing and she giggles. Then she says "well if it turns you on" She proceeds to lick the cum off my face, off her elbow, off my chest and suck the remaining off my dick.

We we're covered in human bodily fluids so we both decided to take a shower and she gave me a rimjob in the shower and finger'd my ass.

I returned the favor.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 07:59 PM Reply

Sooooo did you put it in her last night?


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:00 PM Reply

Lol. Pics or it didnt happen.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:01 PM Reply

wow, i heard that somewhere before.......penthouse forum? just kidding

LOL Rodney
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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:01 PM Reply

Something tells me that this is a lie and not even a desperate hooker would want to touch you


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:02 PM Reply

It's not possible to lick your own elbow!

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:02 PM Reply

SKEET SKEET SKEET

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:00 PM, ApocalypseNAO wrote: Lol. Pics or it didnt happen.

Sick fucking pervert.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:00 PM, ApocalypseNAO wrote: Lol. Pics or it didnt happen.

pics of something that happened in the past

get your time machines folks

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:02 PM, Yuli wrote: It's not possible to lick your own elbow!

Wait I just did wow I am god.


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:03 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:02 PM, Yuli wrote: It's not possible to lick your own elbow!

Ha ha! He called your bluff, bmg.


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:03 PM Reply

O.O


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:03 PM Reply

Finally, a story on Newgrounds with out rape or a surprise ending.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:02 PM, Yuli wrote: It's not possible to lick your own elbow!

YES! you are right. ZOMG!

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:01 PM, QX wrote: Best story ever.

Agreed.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 07:58 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: my Mount Doom erupts.

fucking win right there


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:02 PM, Yuli wrote: It's not possible to lick your own elbow!

Yup. Liar. She couldn't have licked her elbow. Liar. LIAR!

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:03 PM, -KinXpins- wrote: Finally, a story on Newgrounds with out rape or a surprise ending.

agree

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:05 PM Reply

sweet

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:07 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:01 PM, Edgemaster_0 wrote: Something tells me that this is a lie and not even a desperate hooker would want to touch you

Lol, I think you're right :D

Why do you feel the need to lie about sex? I have sex on a regular basis but do not brag about it on every oppurtinity that just makes it sound fake plus your story is unlikely, why would you brag about licking bum?

it was funny though :) (the names you gave your penis - was disapointed you didn't say spanking the monkey or bashing the bishop)


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:07 PM Reply

Faker


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:07 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 07:58 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: She proceeds to lick the cum off my face, off her elbow

She's the ultimate contortionist too?

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:08 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:04 PM, -Twinsabre- wrote:
At 8/30/06 07:58 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: my Mount Doom erupts.
fucking win right there

Bah, it was a win at the word Rodney.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:09 PM Reply

Self pwn? I doubt it happened, becuase everyone knows its physically impossible for anyone who posts on the BBS to have contact with a female.


bro at me come

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:09 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 07:58 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: Last night - my girlfriend and I we're feeling ancy in our pantsy's so we decided that she should give me a blowjob.

High five.


So i'm laying on my back and she's sucking on my hard rock cock for about 15 minutes and her jaw starts to get tired so I tell her I'll finish it up.

Already story takes a big U-turn. What's wrong with her pussy? And you decided to jack off instead of her giving you a hand job. Booooo!


I start jacking my rodney

LOL. That made me laugh.

like no one's business - and I can tell my future children are about to be born through my cock in about any moment.

Going to deliever kids through your cock. Nevermind. Gonna let that one go.

But. I was feeling a bit kinky. Usually I cum in her mouth or on her face. This time though. I wanted to cum and have her lick it up. So I'm jerken it with my right and fingering her B-hole with my left and my Mount Doom erupts.

Mount Doom. LOL. Again, whats wrong with her pussy? What if she shitted before you got started?


I expected it too do a little squirt and then geize over my cock like a sink with too much water. I was wrong. First squirt land all over my chest. Second squirt land on her, nailed her right in the elbow. Third squirt all over my face. Mainly from the right side of my face too and above my eye, into my hair. I start laughing and she giggles. Then she says "well if it turns you on" She proceeds to lick the cum off my face, off her elbow, off my chest and suck the remaining off my dick.

You need to get that checked, if you can squirt that hard.


We we're covered in human bodily fluids so we both decided to take a shower and she gave me a rimjob in the shower and finger'd my ass.

Gay.


I returned the favor.

This how the story really went. You and your friend whom you never was gay decided to see if u were gay. He came on your face, and he fucked you in the shower. Then u jacked off while he fingers your ass.

I'm sooo hard core.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:10 PM Reply

Your sig reads "Did you put in in her last night?"
Please correct it, thanks =D


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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:10 PM Reply

Awesome...I never thought Newgrounds did a PORN story section!

Recreate this story in FLASH and I'll give you a fifen.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:13 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:04 PM, losiglow wrote:
At 8/30/06 08:02 PM, Yuli wrote: It's not possible to lick your own elbow!
Yup. Liar. She couldn't have licked her elbow. Liar. LIAR!

it is possible search google images

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:15 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:07 PM, -SilverGlint- wrote:
At 8/30/06 08:01 PM, Edgemaster_0 wrote:
Lol, I think you're right :D

Why do you feel the need to lie about sex? I have sex on a regular basis but do not brag about it on every oppurtinity that just makes it sound fake plus your story is unlikely, why would you brag about licking bum?

it was funny though :) (the names you gave your penis - was disapointed you didn't say spanking the monkey or bashing the bishop)

Definetly not bragging. Well maybe a bit. Although I don't know too many people who brag about cumming on their faces. Only reason it was posted - was - it was humorous.

She used her hand to get the cum off her elbow, then licked it. You silly bears.

Oh yeah - I love to give rimjobs.

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Response to I came on my own face. Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 08:16 PM Reply

At 8/30/06 08:15 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote:
At 8/30/06 08:07 PM, -SilverGlint- wrote:
At 8/30/06 08:01 PM, Edgemaster_0 wrote:

Oh yeah - I love to give rimjobs.

What if she aiccdently shitted in your face! Ewwww you give rimjobs to all your gfs? lol just wondering


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