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Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:36:34 Reply

...slapped my ass! I was in Algebra II today and I go up to board to do a simple equationand after I was finished the teacher did the most insanely morbid thing...

I swear I cant even explain it. I dont know why he did it either. It was very non sequitor---I was done with the problem on the board, I was finished to go back to my seat and she just slaps my ass with no emotion or anything. I just stared at her and she sat down at her desk and stared at me....WTF......

What the fuck........

So tomorrow I'm going to court and suing her for being an ugly bitch.

EHEOH*EH*EEOEHAOEHOISJAOJOIJ#*(AHO@HOHAOSJ
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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:37:57 Reply

Was this a failed attempt at humor, or did you just vomit into the BBS?

Because I can't rightly tell.

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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:38:13 Reply

Fuck her

Dont you hear the hints Johnny?

Fuck her

Do ya?

FUCK HER GODDAMNIT

Do ya?

Smoke.
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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:38:34 Reply

I dont know I'm so fucked up right now. I am kindof igh.


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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:39:55 Reply

At 8/29/06 10:38 PM, -deadstick- wrote: Pictures or it never happened.

WHY WOULD I BRING A CAMERA and expect it to happen and then just take a picture as it happened? THAT WOLD BE MADNESS!


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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:40:45 Reply

At 8/29/06 10:37 PM, Altered_Beast wrote: Was this a failed attempt at humor, or did you just vomit into the BBS?

Come on, it was pretty funny.

I laughed :P

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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:41:17 Reply

Slap his ass back.


Creative Writing.
Amateur Voice Acting.

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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:41:40 Reply

OK GUYS THIS IS A BULLSHIT THREAD>

PLEASE LOCK OMG ROFL LMAO 10101


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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:42:18 Reply

If shes hot, and is a chick, then I wouldnt mind.

But if shes old like in her 60's or a dude, then I feel sorry for you.

Nuff said.

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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:42:42 Reply

At 8/29/06 10:36 PM, TheBeagle wrote:
So tomorrow I'm going to court and suing her for being an ugly bitch.

This is the same guy that made this topic.


You're not the main character.

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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:44:32 Reply

At 8/29/06 10:36 PM, TheBeagle wrote: I dont know why he did it either.
she just slaps

How the hell did he/she tranform from a man into a woman?


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You are what you eat, you filthy cannibal.

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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:48:56 Reply

At 8/29/06 10:44 PM, Jombo wrote:
At 8/29/06 10:36 PM, TheBeagle wrote: I dont know why he did it either.
she just slaps
How the hell did he/she tranform from a man into a woman?

I know, wtf man? Is it a man, or a women? or both?


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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:55:29 Reply

Do her...

and Pics please!


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Response to Omg, my teacher... 2006-08-29 22:55:30 Reply

At 8/29/06 10:40 PM, VegetarianMeat wrote:
At 8/29/06 10:37 PM, Altered_Beast wrote: Was this a failed attempt at humor, or did you just vomit into the BBS?
Come on, it was pretty funny.

I laughed :P

me too.


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