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At 8/29/06 04:10 PM, max42 wrote: is this you?

http://video.google...40&q=pokemon+kid

omg
i lol'd at this and at the same time felt very very sorry for the kid i mean
god
retarded
bullyed most likely
all that pokemon stuff, it's just sad really

Lol I'm only 13 and I don't go around saying "I am a pokemon master!"

At 8/29/06 04:10 PM, max42 wrote: is this you?

http://video.google...40&q=pokemon+kid

omg LOL! that is the most retarded thing i have ever seen

okay.. i thought katimari demacy was crazy but you u have brot da japanes to a new lvl!

At 8/29/06 04:14 PM, TheCoolestGuyEver wrote: Proffesor oak built me a machine that can bring pokemon back!

drugs are bad for you dude

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lay off the crack

Pokemon ARE real! One tried to chase me down in a parking lot the other day, I managed to get away, but only after a few innocents were killed just because they were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

At 8/29/06 03:59 PM, MoonClock wrote:

At 8/29/06 03:24 PM, TheCoolestGuyEver wrote: I have three badges so far and I'm training to get more!

Pff...three Badges... dude, I have a level 57 Charizard in the pokemon world I could whip your little scrawny whimps. Meet me tonight in Diglett tunnel I'll teach you a lesson to gloat with those weak pokemon.

O LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! me can pawn you instantly i haf all teh badges and a lvl 100 nidoking no joke... i am teh ownerest

OMFG, WHERE IS IT, I SOOOOOOOOOOO TOTALLY WANNA GO.

POKEMON PWNZOR

LOL, really....I like pokemon, but Im not that ADDICTED to it.

Sure. I'll bring Pikachu and we'll all live happily in the Land of Chocolate! One day, we'll find a mysterious time machine, travel back to the year 1995 and push Christopher Reeve off his horse! Wouldn't that be fun?

OH MY GOD.

I took a nap, and I caught Articuno!

How luck am I!

Professor oak took him though, for research.

Guess what?

I have 9 pokemon already!

when i go to bed i dream of laffing at this topic

At 8/29/06 03:59 PM, MoonClock wrote:

At 8/29/06 03:24 PM, TheCoolestGuyEver wrote: I have three badges so far and I'm training to get more!

Pff...three Badges... dude, I have a level 57 Charizard in the pokemon world I could whip your little scrawny whimps. Meet me tonight in Diglett tunnel I'll teach you a lesson to gloat with those weak pokemon.

no fuck that shit my level 75 polywirl will woop your charizards ass. And if he doesnt my level 62 dugtrio will back him up, especially since your in his hood. I own pokemon world bitch

whats next?! this?:

wow...
ok, if u only have nine pokemon and 3 badges then u arent a "Pokemon Master", ur more like a pokemon n00b u dipshit. but seriously man, just keep us out of ur acid trip. kill urself and stay there forever, just overdose on all that PCP i know u have under ur bed

This topic is going straight to my "WTF Archives".

rofl.

Kill Yourself, you'll be able to stay there forever.

Yo all of you shut up...I remember when i had those fuckin cool dreams that felt real as hell and i loved those dreams, shit im about try to dream me up a world of Pokemon right now. So all you fuckers just fuck off, and you just keep on dreaming lil man

At 8/29/06 04:10 PM, -Ramones- wrote:

Your ditto is a fourty six year old man named larry in a suit he is a pedohphil and is going to kill you then rape you.

Wahahahaha!!

Yeah and I am Super-Man

well, im not going to flame you, as a matter of fact, i envy you, you have a subliminol talent. now, this pokemon world, its not real, its just a chain of dreams, however, that is your skill, for one person to be able to not only have more than one related dream, but to have them pick up from where the last one left off, i must say, im amazed, now, dont be offended that im calling it a dream, it doesnt matter if its a dream or not, it is stil your escape, you are happy there, even if it is a dream, now, i suggest you dont tell your mom about it anymore, she will just be mean even more, maybe talk about it with one of your friends (next time dont post it on ng because there are a lot of flamers, and a lot of pokemon haters) well, hapy dreams, and ppl, stop being mean ok!

That show always confused me. I mean who lets their 10 year old kid leave home with nothing more than one little pet that can barely fight? They're 10. And furthermore, who set the rule that you have to be 10? Wasn't there plenty of nine year olds who were smart enough to pretend to be old enough? It's not like they have IDs at that age, anyone could be lying.

But seriously, that kids mom was just like "BYE HAVE A GOOD TIME" even though he was like "LOL YEAH IM GUNNA GO PROVOKE SOME WILD POKEMON AND THROW SPHERES AT THEM!"

And then I remember parts from that first episode or something when they got attacked. Bullshit. That flock of birds should have ripped him apart and eaten his insides right there on the show just so that he got what he'd deserve and then it would be a little more realistic, instead of his pikachu exploding, which also would have killed him because it was like a nuclear explosion and there's a such thing as shockwaves.

Futhermore, why the fuck don't they age? Throughout the entire show I don't think there was one birthday, none of them got older. None of them changed clothes. None of them changed in appearance, their hair didn't even grow. And they weren't at home, they were traveling the country by foot. It's not like they were even able to do their hair or take showers. It was like the fucking Oregon Trail without a wagon. How did that one girl style her hair anyways?

Why the fuck do they get badges in gyms? I mean who even came up with that concept? A gym, what's a gym? It's for working out, it's for excersize. None of those places had any treadmills. They were just big open spaces that sometimes had scenery and battlefields. They should have called them battlefields. They weren't gyms at all, and how the hell did these people get to be gym leaders anyways? I mean who signs up for that job?

Plus why did the leaders get progressively harder? If pokemon were real I would get the strongest fucking pokemon I could find, make it so powerful that it could rip a trainers head off, then become the gym leader of the first town people travel through and crush their little tiny pokemon.

How come all the nurses and officers looked exactly the same? That's fucked up. And they were like "Oh we're related." What!? Related people don't look the same. It's not like they were all twins, that would have been hell to give birth to them. I mean did they all have a convention then dress in that style then they split up and vowed to stay in that style forever, without growing?

And why didn't the pokemon ever die? Faint my ass. I want to shoot one of those bird pokemon and then cook it for dinner. I mean what the hell, what exactly did they eat in those resturants? I remember them eating meat of some sort, and there was absolutely no animals in that show, just pokemon, so where the hell did the meat come from? It must have been pokemon meat, that's the only rational explination.

guys dont be mean, he has found a place in his mind that exsists in his subcontios, a dream, sure, but it is wat makes him happy, i know if i found a world in my head full of potatoes and gir from invader zim, in the middle of an archery fight, i would be happy as a clam, we all have one thing that makes us happy, and his is pokemon, so wat if pokemons lame, that gives you ko right to flame him, wat about you guys, ur saying that you guys were never happy before, you guys never had an awesome dream, that you wish you could have again, i know you did at least once, well his dream is pokemon, so stfu already and live and let live

wow, it's so hilarious when people try to mimic dead cool alts.

Everyne has dreams like that... Except we dream of girls. Not Pokemon.

At 8/30/06 01:42 AM, StarF68 wrote: Cool Stuff

Shhhh....it's bigger than all of us lol...but really good point.

couldnt fall asleep >:(

You've only got 3 badges? Pfft, what a newb. I myself am the 3rd member of the elite four, and you don't see me running around proclaiming that I'm a pokemon master.

That would actually pretty bad ass.

At 8/30/06 02:11 AM, Kyronite wrote: Everyne has dreams like that... Except we dream of girls. Not Pokemon.

ok, well maybe a bunch of hot naked girls is your escape dream, well living in a world of pokemon is his. he happens to like pokemon, so he is happy when he is in a world of pokemon, you guys should stop laughing at him too, i see y u do, but y do you just go out of your way to laugh at someone elses interests, that is wat i dont understand.