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At 8/29/06 11:55 AM, W3 wrote: Am I the only person who finds child abuse piss-my-pants funny?

Yes, and not only that, but you are a hearless bastard who should rot in Hell.

At 8/29/06 08:31 PM, _Truth_ wrote: It's obviously fake
"records show" is used at the end of a sentence 8 times
and 7 times to end a paragraph

Since when did the media give a shit about keeping somones Identity private?
Plus it's public domain so if anyone were to even give a shit, they could just go look it up

yea, it is unprofessionally written, im sure a coloumnist would have written it a lot better.

At 8/29/06 08:31 PM, Snype_AR wrote:

no, its a serious matter, you twit.

Serious matters.

Hmmm well I dont know how about you feel about this but if I was a father of a teenage daughter and I felt she needed to get off myspace becasue of it being dangerus I'd tell her she better give me her password. If not Id threatn to unplug the mother fucking computer and shut down ever thing with passswords till she gave it up. If she still didn't Id do that and make her grounded for life till she telles and send a note to her school saying she canting fucking even see a computer there.

Wow sad. I like the part where it tells you what myspace is.. lol anyways that bastard should go in a nice little cell with NO FRIENDS and NO INTERNET (*gasp!*)

hahahahaha! that was funny but i cant belevie all over a password! god damn!!!!!!!

I bet she lied.

You know she like did it herself and framed him cause she dont like him.

If your dad was that kind of monster you wouldn't give him your myspace password.

I wouldn't give my dad my passwords, because it'd be none of his fucking business. And passwords are meant to be private. And after a tiny bit of torture she gave him her password anyway.

What an idiot.

At 8/29/06 11:57 AM, LittleMissVixen wrote:

At 8/29/06 11:56 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

Seriously though, that's messed up. All that over some stupid password. Wow.

Yeah thats as stupid as a story i heard ages ago. a 13 year old gets beat up by two teens. and the funny part of it is. the 13 year old only had $5 on him which was he earned from mowing a lawn. $5 to mow a lawn? thats shit money.
theres probably worser storys than that over money and with even smaller amounts then mentioned above.

At 8/29/06 09:28 PM, classicgameguru wrote:

Yeah thats as stupid as a story i heard ages ago. a 13 year old gets beat up by two teens. and the funny part of it is. the 13 year old only had $5 on him which was he earned from mowing a lawn. $5 to mow a lawn? thats shit money.
theres probably worser storys than that over money and with even smaller amounts then mentioned above.

This girl at my school performed oral for bus fare ($2.10). A guy accepted and when he came, he gave her a strawberry shortcake (where you skeet on the face then break her nose)

I think the reason he was trying to get her password in the first place was to make sure she wasnt doing innapropriate things.

It seems like something bad happens via-Myspace every day.

At 8/29/06 11:55 AM, W3 wrote: Am I the only person who finds child abuse piss-my-pants funny?

I think it is funny in an imaginary type of story. I used to make alot of comics about a dad that would kick the shit out of his kid, they were really funny,

But when it comes to real life, child abusement is pretty bad.

pretty cool, sorta wierd about all the "according to court files" or whatever after every one of the last coupla paragraphs

At 8/29/06 12:05 PM, W3 wrote: I beleive he has my stapler.

We switched from the Swingline to the Boston, but I kept my Swingline..

lets get a few things straight.
1. her dad should mind his own fucking business.
2.Her password is her privacy.
3.Assaulting someone for a password is wrong.
4.There is no danger on mysapce unless complete details including name and address are posted.
5.Her dad is completely computer illiterate.
6.He should have known better that there is software out there that monitors stuff. take for instance the program net nanny.
7.this storys fucking stupid but hilarious in its own way.

What a crazy ass bastard.

That's completely fucked up. People, next time you get pissed at your parents for embarrasing you or something, at least they don't try to staple your fuckin ear.

At 8/29/06 09:36 PM, mistasmijen wrote: I think the reason he was trying to get her password in the first place was to make sure she wasnt doing innapropriate things.

well that makes it ok then

Meh it's just rough love, she'll thank him for it later.