>>MEGALOMANIACS ANONYMOUS<<

[HeRetiK]

Always trying to achieve world domination? Never succeeded in it?

Join now!

If all megalomaniacs of the BBS gather and create a community, we will be able to achieve world domination and be the rulers of the world.
We could start sharing our plans for taking over the world, and working on them together!

Never forget: DICTATORSHIP ONLY SOUNDS BAD.

[TheEvilOne]

I'll join. I have already made several attempts to take over the world, but it seems like something always goes wrong, whether it's some "hero" getting in the way, or my partners screwing up, or whatever.

But let me ask you this: once our objective is acheived, how do you plan to share power?

[AntiTanner]

At 3/7/03 12:32 PM, HeRetiK wrote: We could start sharing our plans for taking over the world, and working on them together!

Never forget: DICTATORSHIP ONLY SOUNDS BAD.

Oh the irony!

But yea, i enjoy shopping at the Megalomart.

[HeRetiK]

At 3/7/03 12:52 PM, TheEvilOne wrote: But let me ask you this: once our objective is acheived, how do you plan to share power?

We will divide the world into districts, everyone who joins will be responsible for his part of the world. I I will be the leading force, that will hold our community of megalomaniacs together.

[Shoopufzilla]

Is there really an Arlin, Texas? If yes, then does it have a Mega-Lo-Mart?

[PoptartKing]

Sounds good. I guess I'll join. Just a quick question; do you already have a plot set up or are we going to brainstorm one? I wanna have a plan with space stations and lasers :p Although that's quite unpratical, remember, the crazier you take over the world, the more respect people have for you, or of course you can just torture them into respect, but that takes effort.

[HeRetiK]

At 3/7/03 03:24 PM, PoptartKing wrote:

I tried several times to take over the world by recruiting some disciples, but till now this has never worked out. guess we should try something more creative, your right, the crazier the idea, the more respect the people have... well, actually it's just that the crazier the idea, the more confused the people are, the easier it is to control them.

[NATHAN]

what is a mega-lo-mart??

[HeRetiK]

At 3/7/03 04:37 PM, CCCRules wrote: what is a mega-lo-mart??

that's the place where we megalomaniacs purchase all the stuff we need for world domination.

[PoptartKing]

Giving up on the club already? We'll never take over the world with this attitude!

[Sarkazm]

world domination is fun.

[Tewnerescant-ness]

At 3/7/03 04:37 PM, CCCRules wrote: what is a mega-lo-mart??

what happens when you mix a bear with an owl?

... Give up?

My ass! (Bowel you idiot)

[Tewnerescant-ness]

At 3/18/03 05:42 PM, arrows_eleven wrote:

At 3/18/03 04:57 PM, phucky_hunter0f_n00b wrote: what happens when you mix a bear with an owl?
My ass! (Bowel you idiot)

Oh, that's rich.

Thanx ya foo

[greenphantom24]

Hi, I used to be a megalomaniac. I thought of how to start revolutions by defy small preps groups at first, than write a manifesto on how to melt (not lieteraly) the keypoints in societies and replace them with my kinds of societies, than slowly sneak in the back door of politics and slowly create the kinds of political parties that would make a president than make my type of International Police Aparatus, but than I realized that someone is close to doing that already so I gave up and now I've finally come to break the habit of being a megalomaniac.

[HdbngrKen26]

I'll join.Please forgive me of my sins of being a megalomaniac.

I had sinned against you! lol