Yay florida traffic.
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So my bro got his new car today.
And after I dropped him off at Ye Oldde Honda Dealership, I took off.
Upon taking a U-turn the tire of my 1992 vehicular amalgamation proceeded to explode, sending me careening into the parking lot of a dentist at 70 miles an hour with a truck and a mitata right behind me.
I then proceeded to walk for an hour until I found someone with a phone and then waited another hour for a ride.
The me and my pal Nim% ran around town like idiots, saw "Barnyard" because thats all that was playing, enjoyed the movie (wtf), and then we raped some orphans.
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I'm kidding, they werent orphans. They were hobos. Adult hobos.
And the moon did howl like a motherfuck.
Beans beans beans.
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Fucking hobos. I paid one of them to play in traffic for like a full minute. He did it, but I didn't have to pay him. He didn't make it.
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At 8/29/06 01:55 AM, F00D wrote: holy
I highly agree with this statement.
But unfortunately such radical ideas wont take without proper research behind it.
Hair pins. Hair pins and lawn ornaments.
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
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At 8/29/06 02:04 AM, -McFooFa- wrote:
I don't want extra cheese. >:(
You people and your cheese.
It disgusts me.
BEGONE, SNAIL EGG
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I still haven't forgiven the asians for pearl harbor.
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9 hours have passed since the great goat-kidnapping and still noone confeses.
Right newgrounds......here's how its gonna freaking work.
Until the goat has been returned I am going to burn down a section of this website.
The first peice to be burnt will be Newgrounds.com/cats because noone visits that anyway.
After that, the adult webcams, and then the E-Zine and so on in that order.
You have an hour to return Mr.Fluffles, my goat.
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<ZekeySLizzerd> http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=558273
<Seasons> Zekey
<Seasons> What the fuck is wrong with you
Creative Writing.
Amateur Voice Acting.
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At 8/29/06 10:29 PM, -Seasons- wrote:
<Seasons> What the fuck is wrong with you
Well you see, Seasons.
About a month after I was spawned from the ungodly eyeball drippings of a hipponocerous, I was beaten mercilessly by a tribe of savage jehova's witnesses.
And that how Rush Limbaugh saved the earth.
