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I'm working on my Riff, it's going to blow you all away let me tell ya!1!!

It HAS to be to a drumbeat? Unfortunately I can't do that right now since my real mic is on loan and i dont use "fake" audio. I recorded the guitar with ipod earphones and had to do some massive editing to even be able to hear it.

At 9/8/06 08:32 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote: I'll do my best to serve up a nice bonecrushing riff for ya man.

Im looking forward to it hunny... im waiting for you to cook my pancakes ;)

At 9/9/06 01:33 PM, JDSpidey wrote: I'm working on my Riff, it's going to blow you all away let me tell ya!1!!

Schweeeeeet \m/(O_O) im looking forward to it dude WAHHHHHHHHHHHHRIDLYRIDLYWOWWWWWWwwwwwwww

I'm in.
Expect sludge metal.

At 9/8/06 10:30 PM, blackmantis1 wrote: I dont think i have the best riff godamnit i just admitted that willpostforfood is better than mine and i know speedmetals will so please u 2 leave me the fuck alone, i dont go around saying you suck, only reason i attacked him was because he attacked me first.

awwwwwh :( i didnt mean to make it seem like i attacked you! It was a compliment ;) so listen dude, i didnt say you or your riff sucked did i? But i like that you've finally learned some new words!!! You're all grown up now.

Back to the subject:

I'm looking forward to finding some heavy shit in my diaper dudes. WHOS GUNNA PUT THAT SHIT IN THERE??? In time we will see the heaviest riff ever of 06 \m/(O_O)

GB: beer and cheddar = god

At 9/8/06 09:12 PM, blackmantis1 wrote: All Right gorgoroth quit being a fucking dick. We were just fucking joking around you shit head. Now Im looking forward to speedmetals his stuff is always good. Gorgoroth... how the fuck do you figure none of it is heavy? because none of its as fucking fast gorgoroth?? If you read the fucking rules it is to be a SLOW riff. Now, you grow up and quit telling people what the fuck to do when you only have 20 somethin posts. Good luck speed

am i supposed to have 100 or 1000 posts? Im too busy to be able to post that many in about a week or a month, but maybe someday :( Maybe someday i could be like you! ;)

I think I have a pretty sweet one brewing. I just need to record a couple more layers of it and add bass so it sounds thick as fuck.

Alright, three questions:
1) How will the heaviest riff be determined?
2) Is it going to be on a ladder, and have people vote between two songs over and over until there's one left?
3) Will the losers be thrown into a meat grinder and fed to pigs?

Fill me in.

At 9/9/06 08:27 PM, lays_waste wrote: Alright, three questions:
1) How will the heaviest riff be determined?
2) Is it going to be on a ladder, and have people vote between two songs over and over until there's one left?
3) Will the losers be thrown into a meat grinder and fed to pigs?

Fill me in.

Bad Man Inc, and I will be the judges, and there's room for another judge too...

Haha, i'm always up for some judging, but i think Speedmetalmessiah would be more suited for this, if he would want to. Besides, i want to compete haha.

Actually can I be a judge? I think it'd be pretty fun to do.

At 9/9/06 09:52 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote: Actually can I be a judge? I think it'd be pretty fun to do.

No you can fuck off... Nah, that's cool if you wanna be a judge! Of course! Welcome to our judge panel!!!

THREAD, DON'T DIE ON USSSSSSSSSS.

I suck at finding riffs >:( but I will do my best.

I am so close to finishing, i can almost smell the flesh broiling \m/
Oh, and mine miiiiight be a little different from the other submissions, but you shall see.

Busted my PODxt and I'm not feeling creative anyway.

Good luck to all the entrants.

Flip-flops.

At 9/10/06 04:43 AM, CptnJarrrrrydn wrote: Busted my PODxt and I'm not feeling creative anyway.

Good luck to all the entrants.

Flip-flops.

Disapointing man.:(

Dude i have 2 that i cant choose betwen nim soo fucking wated at the momeny, so plese,chooes which one is better!!!

At 9/10/06 04:43 AM, CptnJarrrrrydn wrote: Busted my PODxt and I'm not feeling creative anyway.

Good luck to all the entrants.

Flip-flops.

Dude jarrys dude im fuckin wasted and like u aren tcompeting with me? dude itfeels wierd, because id love to compete with you dude, since ur riffs are getting better and all, Its a let down :( i was lookin forward to fuckin competing with u dude... EY DUDES MY 2ND HEAVIEST RIFF YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD CAUSE NG IS GAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE BETTER ONE OUT OF THE 2, so what if i suvitted 2 kiss my ass dude none said how many you could submit l ;)

At 9/10/06 06:18 AM, Vomitorium wrote:

At 9/10/06 04:43 AM, CptnJarrrrrydn wrote: Busted my PODxt and I'm not feeling creative anyway.

Good luck to all the entrants.

Flip-flops.

Dude jarrys dude im fuckin wasted and like u aren tcompeting with me? dude itfeels wierd, because id love to compete with you dude, since ur riffs are getting better and all, Its a let down :( i was lookin forward to fuckin competing with u dude... EY DUDES MY 2ND HEAVIEST RIFF YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD CAUSE NG IS GAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE BETTER ONE OUT OF THE 2, so what if i suvitted 2 kiss my ass dude none said how many you could submit l ;)

Im sorry i posted under wrong name !!! I did guitar QG did drums... .MAKE SURE YOU DL THE 2nd ONE... i tlel u dude DO NOT TRY TO MAKE RIFFS WHILE WASTED it is sooo very hard.... i swear its almost implssible, tipsy it sok but if ur plawed ... dont even try it is soooo hard... i dont know how i pulled it off, i only idd it barely if you can notice the out of tunenesss!!!!!@EFWEGERGTBEHTYEHBE How im typing fine that is a question too!!! i dont know i think i memorixed the keyboard!!!

Cool competition, dudes!
I'm submitting an entry for sure!

A few questons though:
1) Must it be only guitar and drums? Can i add bass as well?
2) Is there any prize?(of course i don't give a shit bout any prize, i'm in however) and will the winner only be revealed or will the 3 best or the 5 best etc. be revealed?
3) How accurate are you about the originality? I mean if an entry sounds like some other song but isnt ripped of from another song will it still be disqualified? 'Cause the entry i'm planning submit sounds familiar but i haven't heard it in any song...

Anyways i'm excited bout this, kickass idea, Gore!

At 9/10/06 12:07 PM, Chrizzly wrote: Cool competition, dudes!
I'm submitting an entry for sure!

A few questons though:
1) Must it be only guitar and drums? Can i add bass as well?
2) Is there any prize?(of course i don't give a shit bout any prize, i'm in however) and will the winner only be revealed or will the 3 best or the 5 best etc. be revealed?
3) How accurate are you about the originality? I mean if an entry sounds like some other song but isnt ripped of from another song will it still be disqualified? 'Cause the entry i'm planning submit sounds familiar but i haven't heard it in any song...

Anyways i'm excited bout this, kickass idea, Gore!

Well, it can be guitar, drums, bass... Anything... Even throw in some keyboards if you feel!

There is a prize... $10,000,000
10 MILLION DOLLARS! WHHHOOOOOO!!!

If it's directly from another song then it won't be allowed... No covers are allowed, but if it sounds familliar to something, but not the same, then it's cool!

Ok cool!

Heh, seems my entry got done faster than i though here it is:
Riff De La Heavy

31 seconds ;P i hope i won't be disqualified...

At 9/10/06 01:20 PM, GoreBastard wrote:

At 9/10/06 12:07 PM, Chrizzly wrote: Cool competition, dudes!
I'm submitting an entry for sure!

wait.... the deadline wasnt yesterday? ooops, well hell then i guess ill make 1 more ;)

Hey, whatever happened to that guy CasketGrind? I haven't heard of him in 7123837189 years.

At 9/10/06 07:04 PM, lays_waste wrote: Hey, whatever happened to that guy CasketGrind? I haven't heard of him in 7123837189 years.

did he make tech-death?? if so he's very much well alive somewhere else hehe

Did i win yet?

Here we go