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You've got your balls pierced with a ring, there are two bowl balls atached to the piercing and you have to walk 32 meters to the exit door, plus the bowl balls are over a table so when you walk backwardw they fall to the floor, If you make it to the door you find that your foot is enchained to a wall and you have to cut itwith a saw that is near the door to get free.
Thinking in the fact that youve survived th balls piercing you dont give fuck and cut your foot, then walk almost trough the toor just tu find out that it is also a 13 Gosts' like trap. A glass door that closed very fastly and has just cut out your penis, then you cry, take the saw and try to kill yourself but you can't becouse loosing your penis has made you become a pussy gay and you are forced to live penis-less in that room until you starve to death.

are you talking about saw the movie?

At 8/29/06 09:21 PM, Wheller wrote: are you talking about saw the movie?

no we are talking about a great europian play made by shakspeare.its quite sad but happy in some parts.

sorta, but were makin up our own scenarios lol...

Heres my attempt. It's pretty sick :P.

Jeff wakes up in a large room, witch appears to be a classroom, with the exeption of a large TV on the blackboard. He tries to blink but stumbles back screaming as a trickle of blood ran down from his eye. Jeff is to shocked too speak. Suddenly the TV turns on, reveling a clown like figure with curly black hair. "WHO THE...WHAT THE FUCK IS THI--AUGH!" he had blinked again. "Hello jefferry" the clown said. "You fail too pay attention in class, you spend all youre free time smoking with youre friends and violating women. You should be paying attention too youre schoolwork, but now *chuckle * you seem to have no choice. There is a slow acting poison in your vains, that can be stopped if the poisonus blood is drawn out. This time, sleeping during class can save youre life. Live or die."

These are all good.

well you guts are sick

Ok, you're stuck in a room with a widescreen TV. You can't find the remote. If you can't find the remote in 3 minutes, the TV will turn on and show Teletubbies. You will be stuck in that room for all eternity watching..The Teletubbies.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha.

You are in a room, in front of you is your daughter and your son strapped to a wall with rusty drills moving slowly closer towards them, next to you is a knife. The key to realase your children and open the door behind you is within both your son's and daughter's stomachs. If you refuse to save either of them the drills will kill both of your children and the floor will open under you and you shall fall into a spike pit. You know what to do, times ticking....

tick tock tick tock

Hello Tom Fulp I want to play a game!
Next to you is your hi-tech computer with all your flash programs and animations on it, but it has a bomb that will detonate in 10 minutes!
Attached to you is a chair! I glued your ass to the chair and the chair to the floor so your pretty screwed! Die or die its not really your choice!

You are currently wearing a mental jacket and hanging up side down you have half an hour before all your blood goes into your head and explodes the oly way out is to cut off your legs with the scissors in youre pocket goodbye.......

At 8/28/06 08:28 PM, retarded111 wrote: You force a guy into a room with 50 naked fat chicks, then he has to fuck them. One has a key to get himout of the room in her pussy, and you have to find it.

I found the win of ths post, total torture. even if it was just one of them and you had to find the key in her wookies mouth

You awake in a dark room. you cant see anything but a cage around your head. that cage is connected to your mouth and the cage is connected to a device that has a timer on it. you then see a tv with static on it.
"Hello mr. Turner, i want to play a game. you have spent all of your time wasting electrizity for the wrong reasons. like lighting up horrible creatures to poison the young minds of our next gereration. But now youll see how this will effect your life. the device attached to your head is programmed to electrify you. the only way to get the mechanism off your head is to find the key. but finding the key will be no easy task. look above you.
mr. turner looks and above his head are about a three corpses. all of which are his relatives.
"oh my god you sick bastard!" mr. turner scareams.
"when ths video ends all of the bodies will drop down. and in one of their stomachs is the key. have a nice time." as the video shut off, the bodies dropped down.
"oh jesus!" as one of the bodies opened thier eyes."
"theyre alive!"
the timer on his head ticked down to 2 hours.
"damn!"he screamed at the top of his lungs
"SOMBODY HELP ME!"he struggled to remove the mask from his head.
he saw a knife on a pedestal
he started to sob as the counter ticked to 1:54
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
he grabbed the knife
he kneeled down to one of the bodies...
END OF PART ONE

Ypu have to dress up like Steve Irwin and retrieve a key at the bottom of a tank that is filled with angry stringrays, and you have to do it within three minutes. If you do not complete this task in time, your only platform with slide into the wall, forcing you into the tank where you will either drown or get stabbed in the heart with a stingray barb.