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Which nut do you lose, left or right?

You are in a building with 5 rooms... one catch, the doors to those rooms are all booby trapped. The room you are in you are strapped to a chair, with a device that has a spinning drill on the back of it, their is a chain of keys on the desk next to you... you need to race against the clock to find the key that'll unlock the device... their are lots
of keys on the keychain,though, and every 2 to 3 min. the drill drills in closer and closer
to your head, if you don't unlock it it'll drill into the back of your skull... if you manage to
get that unlocked, you must use one of the keys on the chain to open the door to enter
the next room, but poisonous gas is filling into the room(it starts pouring in after you get out of the contraption), and you need to open the door before you start exfixiating
from lack of oxygen. You get past that door and into another room where there are
3 platforms... you need to drop the waits down onto the platforms to raise the door.

all of them seem to drop down correctly when you pull them, but one is not setup the same, you need to risk getting your hand chopped off by a rotating blade, if you do not
time it right your hand will be cut off... there is a trigger switch that will fill the room up
with water if you do not get out in time... you go, get your left hand cut off, so you try
your luck again, succeed, make it to the next room... this room is a lil different.

There are sound sencors that will activate if you so much as make a sound, they will
shoot arrpws in all directions, you must swing your way across and grab the key
hanging from the cealing while youre at it, if you fall you'll hit the ground... which
by the way has spikes sticking out of it!

you make it accross get to the final room... your friend is tied up... his head is attached to a device that controls a lever... you must cut his head off to activate it, this will open
the final door, the door to your freedom... will you kill him?

A guy has 3 keys in 3 or his toes, but 2 of the keys are false and one works. He's locked in a cage going down in boiling water and has 3 minutes, till he startes going in the water. He has to cut his toes off one by one with a miniture butcher knife. Each time he gets a wrong key in the lock the time decreases bye 40 seconds. That would hurt.

There is a switch. If you pull it, you die. If you dont, you die. If youo pull it halfway, you live..then die.

EDIT: on the guys head part, the only thing keeping the door shut is his head, his head is attached to a device that is supposed to tip the weight and thus loosen the pull on the rope, thus raising the door, there are keys that will unlock it, but spikes on the cealing show up and start going down toward the ground, will you cut his head off
or try your luck at unlocking the contraption? The choice is yours.

A guy is locked in a nuclear factory and he has 15 minutes to stop a nuclear melt down from occuring and the switch is on the other side of the factory. every dead end has a motion sensor turret ready to shoot and the walls a closing in. Good luck.

Your mouth is held open by a giant monkey wrench. Rosey O' donald is about to teabag you with her new sex change testicles. The only way to disable the monkey wrench is by nailing your hands to an giant wooden spike.

if you take a dump this mechanism atached to you will shoot the poo back in your butt at 300 mph per hour.and you will feel the pain.before the thing is atached they make you eat 10 pieces of pizza and a sunday .so holding would be very hard.

freeking win man

Well, I'll just put something subtle...no biggie

First, you start out tied to a chairwith 3 drills coming from the top, the left, and the right sides of your head. Suddenly a TV appears and the saw guy says "You have 15 seconds to guess the secret words that will let you out of this machination"

Here is your clue

*Picture of the show Pee Wee's Playhouse talking with Jambi the Genie*

What are the magic words that Jambi uttered so that Pee Wee would make a wish in the playhouse?

*Answer: Mecah lecah hyien mecah hyenye ho*

Shuddering, he awakens. Or so it seems, at first.

After the pain, held back at first by unconsciousness, shoots through his entire body...he isn't so sure. He screams for what seems an eternity to him, agonizing in a way he didn't think possible.

He now believes that he has died, and fallen to the very depths of Hell.

Once he brings himself to stop wailing, trying with all of his might to stop shuddering, he takes his first desperate look around himself...and he becomes more and more convinced that he has indeed passed from the Land of the Living.

He finds himself in a damp corner of a chillingly cold room, which looks like it hasn't seen the light of day in years. The iron walls are covered in a fiery rust that reach up to the high ceiling, which is also made of some sort of decaying metal. The air he breathes in, though cold, seems stale and rotten. But at least it gives him the bleary, bitter-sweet conviction that, since he can breathe it at all, he must be alive.

However, even knowing that he hasn't yet perished, the pain that he mistook earlier for eternal torment doesn't leave him...and so, inhaling sharply, he brings himself to look down at his body, to find the source of the fire that consumes his very being.

His eyes almsot roll back in his head in order to escape the numbingly horrible vision that lays before him, on his very flesh: his own two arms, smashed, bruised and seeping blood from every inch of skin, were nailed to one another. Three iron rods of pure pain pierced his forearms, two of which jutted out on his right side, and the other on the left.

Now he begins to scream in earnest. He rises to his feet, driven by some savage instinct of self preservation, and begins to try to pry his own arms open. More blood spurts out of his ragged wounds, and even more pain than before traverses his body, turning his screams into almsot inhuman shrieks. Finally, when he can stand no longer, he slumps back against the wall, small rivers of tears crossing his face and going through the blood that he himself had spattered there across his cheeks.

Just while some primal, desperate part of his mind contemplates bashing his head against the rusty walls, in order to free himself from his torment, he hears a voice. A deep, unnaturally cold voice, coming from the opposite wall. Weakly, he turns his head of matted hair towards the source of that seemingly soul-less voice, and he beholds the image of...a puppet. A stark white face with two red circles on its cheeks, with eyes that seem to burn through the very screen. This puppet is no child's toy: it looks to him like an emissary of Satan himself, a demon from one of the darkest circles of Hell.

The Demon speeks:"Mr Murdock. You will find it in your best interest to listen to my words, carefully"

Zack Murdock, still sobbing and choking from the pain, turns towards the image of this strange and somehow repulsive messenger, screaming:"WHO ARE YOU?? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??"

The Demon continues to speek, apparently unperturbed by Zack's outburst. Zack realises he must be watching a tape of some sort.

"Mr Murdock, you don't know me, but I know you far too well. Since you were barely more than a mere child, you spent all of your time romancing the most beautiful women you could find, using you innate charm and your good looks to sway them to you. You made sure that those innocent, foolish ladies would fall in love with you, that they could not bear to live without you. You tore them away from their families and friends, making them worship you as a god of love"

The Demon pauses, perhaps to underline the significance of his next words.

"Then you slew them, one by one. Perhaps not directly, but you never once stayed with one of them for more than a few months. You got tired of them, the thrill of winning over their hearts and souls died out, and you left them without a word or gesture. Deprived of their only reason to live, they all abandoned this world that for them held only sorrow and misery. You knew that it would happen, and you simply didn't care"

Another pause.

"However, tonight the souls of those women will be fitfully revenged...unless you can bring yourself to save your own skin. You see, Mr Murdock, the metal that I personally drove through your arms, those arms that were so accostumed to hold and caress and embrace the women that you swore you loved, is as rusty as the walls around you. You will die of blood poisoning before long, if you do not act as fast as you can

The Demon seemingly gestures towards the center of the room...to be precise, towards a spot on the floor that Zack hadn't noticed before.

"Look there, Mr Murdock. Your only way out to the streets, to find help and to get yourself to a hospital before it's too late, lies beneath that trap door. But in order to open that barrier between you and your salvation, there is a test that you must pass...you must be deserving of the life that you crave. Atop the door, there is a lock. A very special lock indeed. Open it, and you will be free, Mr Murdock. Now, let the games begin...

And a moment later, the screen turns off, leaving Zack to himself once more.

He lets the words spoken by his captor sink in, and then crawls to the center of the room, hoping against hope that the puppet's test was some sort of scare tactic, and nothing more. He reaches the trap-door...he inches himself towards the lock...and stares.

The lock seems like cup of some sort, with think, sharp spikes protruding from the sides. At the bottom of the cup there would seem to be some sort of metal button...one that he can't reach with his hands, because of the state that they're in, and his toes are certainly of no use. But the button is quite obviously the means to his escape. In quiet desperation, he ponders on how to reach it, and he realises that his only option is to use his tongue.

But he also discovers, to his sheer horror, that the closer he pushes his chest towards the lock, to get his head in the proper position for him to use his tongue efficiently...the more the spikes on the outside of the metal cup move towards the inside.

The puppet had obviously meant not only for his arms to be ruined, but for his tongue to suffer as well, as punishment for the many crimes he had commited with it. A test, indeed.

"Dear...God..."

way to long man!!! i couldnt even post the whole thing because you used all 5000 characters!!

At 8/29/06 12:10 AM, TrantaLock wrote: if you take a dump this mechanism atached to you will shoot the poo back in your butt at 300 mph per hour.and you will feel the pain.before the thing is atached they make you eat 10 pieces of pizza and a sunday .so holding would be very hard.

freeking win man

dont say this is not a win.

Your in a room with eric bauman. You need to unlock a chain from your leg in one minute. If you dont eric steals all your animations.

I win

At 8/29/06 12:31 AM, tomk123 wrote:

I win

Nah, I win.

I wuz the only one who wrote a damned serious story :)

You are in a room running out of air, and by one minute, you will be all out of air. All you have to do is jack off to gay pron and he lets you go. The hardest Saw puzzle ever.

Your have to cut off your hands. then go to the table with the key pick it up and open the door ROFL.

At 8/29/06 12:24 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:
"Dear...God..."

Woah, that should be Saw 3. You've really thought this out haven't you?

At 8/29/06 12:45 AM, Bunzi wrote: Your have to cut off your hands. then go to the table with the key pick it up and open the door ROFL.

why do you have to cut off your hands?what is the threat to not cut them off?

Ron Jeremy and another male pornstar. Along the lines of the first Saw.

At 8/29/06 12:47 AM, TrantaLock wrote:

At 8/29/06 12:45 AM, Bunzi wrote: Your have to cut off your hands. then go to the table with the key pick it up and open the door ROFL.

why do you have to cut off your hands?what is the threat to not cut them off?

Ten gay men come in and gang bang you, with no lube :(

Masturbate 24 hours straight and if you stop you are tortured with a sewing needle.

they put u in a small room with all the walls made of giant TV screens, no remote, set to repeting rolls of "1 hour photo" in DVD format so theres no rewind time, the put u in no bonds, or anything, the only catch is that if u close ur eyes they turn the volume up, louder and louder, u plug ur ears they dump opra winfry's breast milk all over u, and the room is lowered so that the dower only leads to bigger speakers that are spring loaded so u cant shut the dower on them (but they dont tell u that) how do u get out of this nightmare? u dont, u just have to curl up in a corner and cut urself until u bleed to death...

ps; the flower and sieling r also giant TV's...

At 8/29/06 12:45 AM, Unimportant wrote:

At 8/29/06 12:24 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:
"Dear...God..."

Woah, that should be Saw 3. You've really thought this out haven't you?

Not really, it was a spur of the moment kind of thing...took me a while to write it down though.

The kind of stuff that's supposedly sopposed to actually be seen in the next movie is this stuff right here:

"Twisting Crucifix --- So far the first trap revealed was a sort of crucifix that when strapped to it, has gears that twists the victim's head, arms, and legs around a full 360.

There is also a glimpse of Jeff screaming "Let me out!" and hitting the roof while crouching possibly meaning that he may be locked in a box of some sort.

Scary shit.

cut of there feet and tell them if thy walk 3m thy can live make them walk on there stumps over glass paint stripper and stuff like that put a timer on the door so that if thy slow thy die if put there hand behind there back with cuffs or just cut them of 2

You're trapped in a see through box 6 feet underground. The box is big enough to hold 1 hour worth of air for a person breathing at a normal rate. You have to stay there for 1 hour, problem is, this isn't including the time you're burried or dug up.

You wake up, standing, arms above your head on a platform.

The platform is roughly 25ft from a pit, a pit of spikes. The platform is against a wall so there is no walking out. The cuffs holding your hands fall away, your left on the platform.

You notice that behind you is a door, obviously locked.

The platform will slowely but surely move into the wall, lowering your moving space till there is no space left you drop and die.

You look around and find a knife, very small, but extremely sharp. No bigger than the size of a tooth pick. With that you are to retreive the key inwhich is inside of you... inside... your cock. You must rip open your massive penis retreive the key and walk to freedome.

At 8/29/06 03:05 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: stuff

Lol, that'd probably be the one and only situation in which a guy with a large penis would feel bad about his cock size.

My saw situation.

At 8/29/06 12:53 AM, Bunzi wrote:

At 8/29/06 12:47 AM, TrantaLock wrote:

At 8/29/06 12:45 AM, Bunzi wrote: Your have to cut off your hands. then go to the table with the key pick it up and open the door ROFL.

why do you have to cut off your hands?what is the threat to not cut them off?

Ten gay men come in and gang bang you, with no lube :(

dude seriously,im not gay but i would rather get banged then have to cut off the magic hands.

My Saw Scene

First I would have it set up in a scary looking room like blood on the walls and have the groups separated so you can hear the screams from the others to cause some tension. Then I would tell them they have some type of man made tumor in them that will kill them in so and so time limit. The tricky part is that there is more of one I’d put one in your eye one in your leg one in your chest and one in your sex equipment. I’d also have a clock going for each one like they must remove in within a minuet if they don’t Id make them put there hand in a box full of fire ants and make them sit there for a half an hour. About the surgery part tho the only tools you got are a spoon and a better knife and for each insion you must sue it back up but put a bunch of salts in the wounds but I’d just make them throw salt in there eye less head no sowing up there. I’d if you make it get a blow torch and just burn the wounds completely burn them shut.
And yes id make you shut your self in your eye less hole with a blow tourch :)