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At 8/28/06 08:19 PM, Oddworth wrote: your in a room with some guy and theirs 2 guns
one has a blank in and one has a real bullet in if you get the real bullet gun and shoot the guy you get out but if you get the blank its a bullet to the head.

blanks kill if its a headshot

At 8/28/06 08:21 PM, fallen_son wrote: a guy has to swim 45 feet under water with 30 piranas and if he gets to the other side he gets the key to the door thats back at the other side of the 45 foot piranna tunnel. yay

ANYbody that can swim easily can do that. Pirannas dont attack people.

LoL K So theres this guy and he is tripped on paper and stuff so I look at him and I poo on his jacket than run away!

At 8/28/06 08:23 PM, -Notorious- wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:22 PM, Dark_raider wrote: Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

BLASPHEMY he got that from Saw 2 in the beginning.

I've never watched Saw 2.

You are stripped of your skin. you must walk a hallway full of salt then swim in paint thinner then sew your skin back on. I r win?

At 8/28/06 08:31 PM, icyman21 wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:21 PM, fallen_son wrote: a guy has to swim 45 feet under water with 30 piranas and if he gets to the other side he gets the key to the door thats back at the other side of the 45 foot piranna tunnel. yay

ANYbody that can swim easily can do that. Pirannas dont attack people.

What if you have a open cut when you have to swim?

You wake up in a concrete room filled with water. You have a oxygen tank with 10 minutes on it. You have to swim to the top of the room and break the door. You're now in a room with a crate chained to the side. The crate has a key in it that will unlock a door back at the bottom of the last room. When you unlock the door the water will drain. Now once that door opens another is opened back in the second room. But to get back up, you must climb a ladder of blades.

Fine I'll be serious.
Your in a room but the floor is made of hotplates, and I slit your achiles tendants and tell you too walk over 52 meters to the door outside. You end up burning your skin to the ground ripping it every step while trying to deal with the great amount of blood lost through the sliced tendant.

You're stuck in a cage almost the exact size of you, you must reach down to grab a key then unlock the lock on the top of the cage. There are needles on the inside of the sides of the cage filled with anthrax, every minute the needles are getting closer and closer to the middle. (Where you are)

At 8/28/06 08:23 PM, -Notorious- wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:22 PM, Dark_raider wrote: Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

BLASPHEMY he got that from Saw 2 in the beginning.

In the beginning he had to cut his eye out for the key, not search for it when you're knee deep in keys.

And the head contraption didn't gradually crush his head.

At 8/28/06 08:29 PM, Angels_Glow wrote: You are in a bare room.

There is one table at the end with a key on it.

That key opens the locked door that you are standing against.

You simply have to walk across the room, obtain the key and walk back again to unlock the door.

Oh, and be careful of the five lasers that are distributed across the room. They are invisible, security lasers. They could be high up, low down, or just in the middle. They could be vertical, horizontal or diagonal.

If you happen to touch one, spikes that are a good few feet long emerge from the walls, cieling and ground, tearing you apart for sure.

Good Luck!

And if you take too long (more than 3 minutes), the spikes activate anyway. That way, it's timed as well ^_^

FILLER TEXT, because I want to quote everything >>

At 8/28/06 08:46 PM, Rokuro wrote: You awake in front of a cpmputer that is displaying a slideshow of incredibly homosexual pornography, and you are a very religious man. You have a very small rusted key inserted into the urethra of your penis. Your head is locked in a contraption that is holding your eyes open in the direction of the screen.

Now that's creative! That would be so painful :( Especially the fact that he's very religious.

I got this from some otehr guy, from some otehr thread, but whatever:

You have a weight attached to your penis. There is a key attached to the cieling. You can only hold the weihgt up with one hand. You need to get ht ekey to get out of teh room. If you let go of the weight, your penis will be ripped off.

There are two rooms.

You are clad in only your undergarments, and these are sodden in corrosive acid, eating away at your delicates. You are timed. If this acid eats away your delicates, it will enter your blood, eating away at you. Don't let that happen. Oh, and for the smart ones, no, you can not remove them. They are well secured onto you with a chemical that can only be removed with another chemical, which you can not obtain and do not have, and you dont know what chemical has secured it on and what chemical you need to get rid of it.

You have nothing else with you, and if you touch your undergarments to try and tear them where the chemical has not secured it, or tear it with your teeth, the acid will attack your teeth/hands anyway, so you are still timed.

You are in a room consisting of a floor and walls filled with alarms. And a massive, extremely strong fan. And a ceiling with sprinklers distributed around it.

There is a locked door with no handle nor keyhole at the end of the room opposite you. It is opened with a button.

This button happens to be on the floor, desguised as one of the many alarms that are on the floor also. Your job? Try to press the right button that opens the door. Press a wrong button? The sprinklers are activated with the same corrosive acid that will eat away at you in minutes. Try to escape, and run to a hospital and get help, without being eaten away.

Oh, and do not forget the fan. It will be blowing away so fast and strong it would literally blow you off of your feet at any wrong move. You do not want to be thrown against the opposite wall. For these alarms release hundreds of killer bees from the deadly rainforest. The bees come from a hole adjacent to one certain alarm. These bees are angry, mind you. Ten stings could kill you. And remember, you are clad in only undergarments that are eating away at you.

P.S: Try to escape through the bee hole, and you will face a dead end with a big machinery wall separating you and the bees. Once it senses you are in the bee hole, it seals off the backway into the room and opens the door, so you are trapped with the killer bees with no escape.

You are in a cave full of zombie you have a dildo as a wepon you must shove th dildo in the zombies eye with in 4 secounds or you butt secks by hitler

u r trapped in a 1 by 1 room w/ nothing to eat but of what seems like 2 pounds of chocolate. But after you eat it you realize you just ate 3 pounds of chocolate laxatives.

At 8/28/06 08:12 PM, Dark_raider wrote: The winner will win a happy PM from mua.

you are stuck in a room with a bomb chained to your leg you have ten minutes to get a razor and remove the key from your arm (its under the skin)

A man is in a room that is going to get flooded with water in 10 minutes. The water is already up to his calves and the only way to save himself is by cutting his head off.

At 8/28/06 09:10 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: A man is in a room that is going to get flooded with water in 10 minutes. The water is already up to his calves and the only way to save himself is by cutting his head off.

How can you save yourself by cutting your head off? You'd die anyway, lol. And wha would you cut your head off with?

At 8/28/06 09:11 PM, Angels_Glow wrote: And wha would you cut your head off with?

Sharp nails.

Lol, D'accord. Mercy on those with blunt nails.

Tobin Bell - er Jigsaw puts me in a room naked on a bed, he crawls into bed beside me and we spoon. Soon after we make love in the spoon position while he whispers sweet nothings into my ear.

hmm

I guess this is more of a fantasy of mine than a Saw situation.

You have a very tight tube shaped thing on your dick, you cannot remove it. It's getting tighter with every second and there is a timer next to you counting down from 5 minutes. You are strapped up to a wall and all you can is bend over, but not move or jump anywhere. There is a target above the timer with a red button on it and a chord leading to the side of the tube attached to your penis. There is an extremely sharp blade sticking out the top of the tube, you can bend over far enough to reach your mouth. Either wait for the timer to count down to five and have the tube explode, or bend over as far as you can and saw off your teeth and spit them at the target in front of you, depressurizing the tube once contact is made upon the red button.

Your arms are locked in chains to the wall same with your legs. Above your head is a pulley that opens the door out of the room. This room is very smal and barely enough room to spread ut your arms.. It is just out of reach of your mouth and you can't jump. Now the key to your chains is in one hand. SImple eh just unlock the other hand and pull the lever. Well everytime you move the chain the wall attached to you chain moves closer to you. Once it gets close enough it trips a switch and slams shut.

Now there is another way to get out. In your foot just beneath the skin is a remote control that opens the door. If you can dig in the skin and get the remote you can press the green button and unlock the door but then the walls start closing in. Or press the red button and unlock the chains but trigger a match that burns the rope and leaves you trapped in teh room. Enjoy :D

Your stuck in a pool that's 20 feet deep with your arms shot by a gun and one of your leg's is chained to a massive wieght that weighs 200 pounds. You are given a saw to saw off your leg to free your self from the weight.

okay here's another

you are dangiling about 200 feet hung by a rope above a deep pool 50 feet deep around your neck naked, next to a wall with massive spikes pertruding out. The rope can be dissconected by a key hole. Theres a key hidden inside your penis that fits in that key hole. once the rope is leased you have to stop and climb yourself up by letting yourself get stabed by the spikes and use them to climb up.

Here's one.

YOU HAFF TO SUCK MY DICK OR ILL SHOOT YOU WITH A CROSSBOW!

I think its brilliance lies in its simplicity.

ok. theres this crooked lawyer(cuz the weird saw fucker likes to punish bad people).
this guy had obssessive compulsive disorder. hes put in a room with dozens of paintings. catch is, one painting is off center. the lawyer has to resist the urge to correct the painting. otherwise, the other paintings on the wall will fall off releasing hundreds of fire ants into the room.
if he can resist for 2 hours, he wins.

You can only drink water with EXTREME doses of viagra in them.

Teh Edn.

You're in a pitch black room about 15 feet wide, and 100 feet long.

At the end of the room, there are 10 keys laying on 10 different pedestals.
Each key has a faint smell that's very hard to distinguish from the other keys.

Here's the catch...
You gotta take the key that has the same smell as a decomposing sperm whale.
And you never smelled a dead whale...

You have 3 minutes to make your decision...

The exit is hidden with no way to find it without turning on the lights...
You must get the correct key and put it into the light switch to activate it...
the wrong key inserted will trigger an explosion to occur...

3 minutes pass before you make the decision, and the pedestals will open up, and release a toxic gas.

The clock is ticking.