Create youre own saw situation.

[HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT]

The winner will win a happy PM from mua.

[Bishmajean]

this dude gets killed.

i win.

[Jesus-Christ]

You are stuck in a bear cage at the zoo. You have to kill the bears with your hands and then dig your way to the stomach to find the key. But there are five bears, you're covered in meat, and if the timer reaches 0:00, the cage will go smaller and smaller until you get squished or eaten by the bears.

[JJRamone]

At 8/28/06 08:13 PM, Bishmajean wrote: this dude gets killed.

i win.

Damn it my 578 page long book cant even compete agaised that.
You bastard.

[RedCoin]

Sticking several cocktail sticks in your toenails and kicking a brick wall as hard as you can.

[Taime]

You have a saw in your hand, and you have to cut some wood.

[HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT]

At 8/28/06 08:14 PM, -deadstick- wrote: You have a saw in your hand, and you have to cut some wood.

Thats just going too far.

[StealThisAlias]

ok, there's a key hanging from the celing, but it's to high to reach... in a corner of the room, theres a huge vat, with a marker on it at 2 gallons... you must fill it up to that point with blood, then the mechanism will activate and a stairway will raise out of the floor so you can get the key. somehow the machine knows if its blood or not

[SomaGuye]

guys chained into a small steel box with a small opening and a 5 minuete timer going down. he has to get a hole in 1 on a par 5 with a 9 iron or a buzz saw will cut him in 2. because its saw theres cameras all around and it gets broadcast to every televion in the world.it shows the clip of him hitting into a sand trap and getting cut in half and says, quite simply, pwned

[HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT]

Very good. Anyone else?

[Jesus-Christ]

Or you can just use...PEE

[0peth]

You have to saw your arms off to get off the chains.

Then have to climb over a barb wire fence.

You have to go through a pile of syringes full of aids to find the cure for your cure, digging with your teeth, helplessly.

[SardonicSamurai]

*purposely trying to sound retarded*

"Okeh, so u r on teh internets LOL. In uh vury smal rume. Each vall has a big sceen Televichin on et! Thur r kno dorz eser! On teh sceen iz all teh goatse nd gai pr0n LOL. Ur i's r hold opun 4ver! Yiff u clik ze cloos sceen boton, a gey men rape u up teh Assh00l! LOLOL FTW"

no it's not... never saw the saw movies (LOL. No more of that...)

[oddworth]

your in a room with some guy and theirs 2 guns
one has a blank in and one has a real bullet in if you get the real bullet gun and shoot the guy you get out but if you get the blank its a bullet to the head.

[Angels-Glow]

You are in a room wearing some head contraption.

The contraption slowly tightens against your head, getting smaller and smaller, crushing your face. As the timer runs out, the contraption is slowly killing you.

You simply have to find the key dropped on the floor, and unlock the contraption to free yourself.

There is a catch.

You are knee deep in keys. Only one fits the lock.

Times ticking. You have fifteen minutes.

[Masteronin]

You have to sing the national anthem to the tune of the theme song of the Colbert Report in a period of like 30 seconds. Mess it up or go over the time, and you get impaled through the head with an american flag pole.

[RedCoin]

At 8/28/06 08:19 PM, -Notorious- wrote: You have to saw your arms off to get off the chains.

How can you saw both of your arms off?

[Rakinite]

A maniac is running around with a saw, and the only way to stop him from killing you is to use your own saw to fight back.

Whoever posts next gets to be that maniac!

[0peth]

At 8/28/06 08:20 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:19 PM, -Notorious- wrote: You have to saw your arms off to get off the chains.

How can you saw both of your arms off?

You still can. One arm is sawed off. Then the still attached arm can saw itself off.

[fallen-son]

a guy has to swim 45 feet under water with 30 piranas and if he gets to the other side he gets the key to the door thats back at the other side of the 45 foot piranna tunnel. yay

[HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT]

Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

[RedCoin]

At 8/28/06 08:21 PM, -Notorious- wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:20 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:19 PM, -Notorious- wrote: You have to saw your arms off to get off the chains.

How can you saw both of your arms off?

You still can. One arm is sawed off. Then the still attached arm can saw itself off.

Lol, no it can't.

[0peth]

At 8/28/06 08:22 PM, Dark_raider wrote: Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

BLASPHEMY he got that from Saw 2 in the beginning.

[Angels-Glow]

At 8/28/06 08:22 PM, Dark_raider wrote: Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

Thank you, I will. But it's a little early, I think you should either make a HOF for all the good suggestions, or just wait a while because there is bound to be a better one to come along later on.

[sonicmega]

At 8/28/06 08:22 PM, Dark_raider wrote: Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

Damn, that situation just freaked me out o.o

[Glitchcon5]

ok so here's mine

Your locked in a room that is slowly filling with water (original) your only way out is the key on the ceiling that opens the door ot your east. only thing is as the room fills up the weight sensitive floor will detect when a certain amount of water has emptied into the room. once that happens the room will fill up faster and faster. (original) once it hits the weight limit that allows you to swim up to the key on the ceiling the hole in the wall will open realeasing several dead bodies and rushing water into the room. behind that a nother hole in the south side of the room will open releasing a shark that has been held in an empty room with no food for 3 days. by now it's bound to be hungry. if you manage to reach the key thier will still be no way to get to the door and away from the shark. here's the catch after the shark is realeased you get the telivision mesage from the guy saying that he has tricked you and that the real key is actually imbedded inside one of the sharks teeth.

This is my story

[Jesus-Christ]

You are in a sealed room filled with water (made of 1-way glass). You have a hammer lying on the ground, but it is chained up with a heavy-duty lock. The key is attached to the top of the room. You have to either find a way up there or wait for the water to get high enough...but then it could be too late. Once you have gotten it though, you can use the hammer to try to smash through your prison.

[Denver-Max]

At 8/28/06 08:23 PM, -Notorious- wrote:

At 8/28/06 08:22 PM, Dark_raider wrote: Angels_glow: Winner.

You can keep posting if you like :D.

BLASPHEMY he got that from Saw 2 in the beginning.

Yeah, he just combined the thing at the beggining and the one with the syringes =[

[PsychoticMind]

You force a guy into a room with 50 naked fat chicks, then he has to fuck them. One has a key to get himout of the room in her pussy, and you have to find it.

[Angels-Glow]

You are in a bare room.

There is one table at the end with a key on it.

That key opens the locked door that you are standing against.

You simply have to walk across the room, obtain the key and walk back again to unlock the door.

Oh, and be careful of the five lasers that are distributed across the room. They are invisible, security lasers. They could be high up, low down, or just in the middle. They could be vertical, horizontal or diagonal.

If you happen to touch one, spikes that are a good few feet long emerge from the walls, cieling and ground, tearing you apart for sure.

Good Luck!