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I started smoking today.

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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 19:45:59


retard.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 19:49:09


At 8/28/06 12:19 AM, ___Owsley___ wrote: I smoke

dumbass


haha, hey

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:11:02


At 8/28/06 07:36 PM, Intrinsik4 wrote: Oh, ___Owsley___, I think all the anti-smoking advocates could use alittle dose of me, don't you think?

I agree. I'm being bombarded here.
And 2.42 cigs an hour is way too many.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:29:07


I've been smoking for twelve years, Camel lights all the way. Don't start, way too expensive I could have bought a pretty nice car with the money I've spent on them. The black cigarette was most likely a clove cigarette which will kill your lungs twice as fast, but they do taste good. As far as shortening your life span....who wants to be old for an extra 5-10 years. Same applies to bacon, screw your arteries, mmmmmm...bacon.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:36:29


Don't let your lungs choke.
Lay off of the smoke.
Quit today
Live tomorrow

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:37:06


DUDE FREAKING STOP BEFORE ITS TO LATE!!!!

black cigarette? it was probably a cigar. i am a very smart 11 year old and i know the 745 word definition of antidisdistablishmentarianism so i know its a cigar, but stoop dude! you may not be addicted kick your roomates ass out for trying to kill you then find another roomate thats religious against drugs!

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:41:40


oh and if you smoked 1-2 packs of cigarettes a day for 5-10$ each in 15 years you will be able to buy a new car for the money you payed on the cigarettes. a car, or a deathtrap drug? *sarcasm* hard choice isnt it? *sarcasm*

im serious!! this is not mumo jumbo stuff i made up!

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:47:16


At 8/28/06 08:29 PM, onlyoneben wrote: I've been smoking for twelve years, Camel lights all the way. Don't start, way too expensive I could have bought a pretty nice car with the money I've spent on them. The black cigarette was most likely a clove cigarette which will kill your lungs twice as fast, but they do taste good.

smoker is dumb you coukld aford a $60,000 car
for the money! i did the math!! and this means youll kill your lungs 2x as fast and also its not an extra 5-10 years, its dying young. like at 40. a healthy person could live to be 124 maximum before there brain cells dye from tiredness. think abought it. you could live 3x your age if you get stringy type of tumors at 40 or lung cancer or heart disease.

it even says on the fucking pack

"surgeon generals warning: cigarettes may cause heart disease lung cancer and kill you"

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:49:17


smokign is pretty much useless, since the only effect it has is...

well, addiction to a useless drug

weed at least has an effect

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:50:40


Djarum blacks are great. Also you should try the vanilla and cherry cloves to <3 <3


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:54:45


At 8/28/06 08:50 PM, SickDeathFiend wrote: Djarum blacks are great. Also you should try the vanilla and cherry cloves to <3 <3

Thank you for understanding.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 20:57:14


At 8/28/06 12:20 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
At 8/28/06 12:20 AM, Jarvis_Ganon wrote: Masturbation>Drugs

make the right desicsion
Since when is smoking cigarettes considered doing drugs?

Silly, drugs are cigarettes, alachaol, and others.


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:00:23


Underage smoking is hardcore!


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:08:11


Stop. Chances are you're gonna get lung cancer.


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!

Kiddie-porn.

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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:09:09


Cloves don't count, pick up a real cigarette and tell me if you really like it or not. I used to smoke cloves but they never did shit for me, but they do taste good and that is about it. Also I am not sure about this one since I have never researched it but instead of getting cancer clove cigs rip holes in your lungs, so I would move on to real cigarettes because I prefer cancer over holes being ripped in my lungs.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:10:47


First off black cigarettes are fucking called Blacks. They're like clove cigarettes. And anyone who conforms to the notion that cigarettes are really THAT bad for you listened to much to what they heard in school.

CIGARETTES ARE NOT THAT BAD. As long as you don't smoke a couple packs a day you should be fine. You can smoke a few cigarettes everyday for the rest of your life and not have any serious health problems. Just like you can drink from time to time and not get liver disease.

Its all about moderation. If you do anything too much its bad for you.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:11:09


At 8/28/06 09:00 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: Underage smoking is hardcore!

Shut the fuck up. I'm 18 in a month.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:12:11


yugioh is MY anti drug!

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:29:01


At 8/28/06 09:12 PM, Yugioh_Duelist_Kaiba wrote: yugioh is MY anti drug!

oh for fucks sake,first there were pokemon alts, now there are yugio alts..for fucks sake , nobody thinks your real.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:36:49


Since you already started smoking, I'm not going to tell you to stop. It was your choice to smoke and you have every right to do it. Make sure that you have plenty of money lying around though, because it's an extremely expensive habit.


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 21:42:04


At 8/28/06 12:19 AM, ___Owsley___ wrote: So I've never smoked a cigarette before today. They just never appealed to me.
Today, though, my roommate offered me some sort of strange black one. I was intrigued, because I had never seen a black cigarette before. Naturally, my curiosity lead me to try it.
Unfortunately, it was delicious and I loved it. I had a few more over the course of the day, and now I'm a cigarette smoker. All the way. Go cigarettes, if you ask me.
Great. Now I'm going to die or something.

Wow something big happened for you, and you make it sound like it doesn't mean much. Anyways now your a cancer victom, too bad. Newgrounds>Drugs


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 22:02:28


At 8/28/06 09:42 PM, MegaGold wrote: Wow something big happened for you, and you make it sound like it doesn't mean much. Anyways now your a cancer victom, too bad. Newgrounds>Drugs

Surprisingly enough, I've smoked for two days without getting cancer.
I must be some sort of mutant.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 22:21:26


It was probably a cigar. My uncle smoked Black and Milds, he said they were pretty good.


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 22:53:17


Ugh...You should quit. It's filthy habit, nevermind the health risks.
Do you want this to be you?

I started smoking today.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-28 23:10:18


At 8/28/06 10:53 PM, ghandenhanden wrote: Ugh...You should quit. It's filthy habit, nevermind the health risks.
Do you want this to be you?

Whatever tastes good to him I guess. The teeth actually look worse than that, if you believe me.


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-29 00:43:00


At 8/28/06 10:21 PM, Proud_American wrote: It was probably a cigar. My uncle smoked Black and Milds, he said they were pretty good.

I'm not stupid.
I can tell the difference between a cigarette and a cigar. I've had both.
We already established what it was.
Djarum Blacks.

Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-29 01:25:56


Meh i dont smoke never liked it it rots your teeth and kills you have fun dieing


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-29 01:46:10


At 8/28/06 12:19 AM, ___Owsley___ wrote: Unfortunately, it was delicious and I loved it.

I've never heard that reaction before from a smoker :S


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-29 01:55:33


At 8/28/06 12:23 AM, ___Owsley___ wrote:
At 8/28/06 12:20 AM, Daraban wrote: I don't like cigarettes, although I do enjoy the ocassional cigar.

Maybe what you had was a Black and Mild?
I had Djarum Blacks.

Thats what I smoke and they ARE FUCKING GREAT!


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Response to I started smoking today. 2006-08-29 01:56:33


Thats not good, but hey man its your desision if you want to smoke or not. But sooner or later youll realize that it was a really stupid mistake. I tried smoking once but ill never EVER do it again.


brains.

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