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At 9/26/06 03:58 PM, Sarai wrote:
Death to all people who think all asians look the same!

If I may comment without being murdered...

Perception and experience are key here. To me, British, Scottish, and Irish accents all sound the same, though someone from those areas may see huge differences between them. Inversely, a british person may not be able to tell the difference between a New Yorker, a Californian, and a Texan by voice alone, though I probably could.

In the same way, all asians may look the same to people who don't know them well enough to tell the different nationalities apart. I know I don't know enough about the differences to tell a native of China from a native of Japan. Heck, I have trouble telling hispanics from asians at times. None of these errors are the fault of the race, but of the individual attempting to identify the race, i.e. me.

And at this point, I am going to go hide in the back room of the campus library, hoping to escape your murderous wrath...

I swear to god I laughed for an entire minute on the FE Club joke. You also have no idea how true it is.

Alt attack and nukicide in the next chapter! Prepare yourself while I go on a fossil hunt through the shit-piles in my brain....ooh!! A shiny object!

*Tackles*

Looking forward to it dear!

Its a pretty Solid Story man I like it.

Chapter 9- Alt Attack & Nukicide.

The AP&A vehicle didn't manuever well. The huge multiple barrel gatling-gun designed for killing people and aircraft also contributed to the big truck's rollover risk. Every time it turned, one side of it's wheels would rise into the air. Fortunately, it had a somewhat quiet and clean engine, for some reason.
"Where's the comm center, Ryan?"
"Down Bedn avenue, can't miss it."
Sarai turned the truck around.
"Why are you turning around?"
"Because Bedn avenue is two lanes behind us, you fucking cock."
"Geez, forgiveness and love to you too, and you missed it again."
Sarai angrily turned the wheel. The vehicle flipped onto it's side and spun around twice, skidding to the sidewalk. Soldiers ran over in resonse to the screeching noise.
"Hey!"
A group of rebels rushed out of the building and engaged with the soldiers. During the skirmish, Sarai's group successfully escaped.
"Which massive building is it, Kajito?!"
"The pink one covered in bare breated anime girls!"
"That's the hentai department, dipshit."
"Then I don't know where it could poss-"
"How about the one with a billboard of a radio stuck on it?"
"Oh, tha-"
BEEOOOOGGGGWWAAAAUUUGHH!!!!!!!!!
BEEOOOOGGGGWWAAAAUUUGHH!!!!!!!!!
"What the hell is that alarm? I've never heard it before."
"That's because you've never been to Photoshop Bedn. It has a different alt alarm."
"It's an alt alarm? What a perfect time for an alt attack!"
"Agreed! The alts will swarm and attack everyone and everything, it causes terror for the people, headaches for the government and military."
"What are the alts?!"
Suddenly, a figure popped up.
"Whatcha talkn abot. miky mous kiks buts!!!!!!"
"There's one! Kill the alt!"
"Whats an alt. Im not a alt."
His answer was a .477 shot to the face. The alt crumpled, and died.
"People with alt-creating abilities make attacks like this. They have sadistic thoughts, killing innocents and creating terror. It seems the enemy here is Disney. Kill anything that is wearing a disneyland hat."
An alt with a goofy hat ran up and started flailing weakly at Hylian. Hylian socked it in the balls, and the alt burst into flame.
"What the fuck?"
"Don't ask! Head for the Comm Tower!!"

They burst into the building. The surprised security guards didn't have time to pick up their weapons. HylianLuigi and Kajito raced to the elevator.
"The stairs are faster!"
"Wanna bet?"
As the elevator closed, Hylian and Sarai ran up the stairs.
On the nineteenth floor, they met. Sarai and Hylian ran up to see Ryan and BC grinning smugly at them.
"Told you."
"Shut the hell up."
They ran into the radio room.
"How do we cancel the Nuclear bombardment!?"
"Call the HQ!!"
"What's their phone number?"
"Look on the refridgerator, dipshit!!"
BC looked over to the fridge.
"Oh, okey dokey."

"HQ, can we help you?"
"Yes, call of the nuclear bombardment upon Photoshop Bedn!!"
" 'Fraid not, kiddo. We already launched the missles when you called. We sent an alarm, y'know?"
"Fuck!!!"

"They already launched the missles!"
"Fuck!!! How are we going to warn everyone!?"
"They've evac'd. That alarm was a nuclear alarm."
"What?"
Dejanus and HTT were floating outside near the window.
"Hop on the roflcopter, unless you want to die."
All quickly jumped on. The roflcopter quickly rushed out of the perimeter of the city. The city was growing smaller away in the distance when there was a flash of light. The noise with it was deafening.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOO
OOOOOOMCROOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*100
No one could hear anything until the explosion passed.
"Sarai!!! You said that alrm was an alt alarm!!"
"Hell if I know after being de-modded and out of public for three months!!!"
Another streak of light came. This one nearer. Another deafening explosion. As it passed-
"They're carpet bombing the place!!! We need to get the fuck out of here!!!"

Sweet, I saved the day. I loved the chap, man, keep it up and update more please. They may not post much, but I know that you do have a fan-base.

At 9/28/06 06:11 PM, Dejanus wrote: Sweet, I saved the day. I loved the chap, man, keep it up and update more please. They may not post much, but I know that you do have a fan-base.

If that's in relation to the number who post and say they like it, then I have a purty big fanbase for this story. Who woulda' thunk it?

Don't expect a chapter until Sunday, people. I do have alot of time on my hands to write this, but the problem is, I have some kind of unknown condition that somehow makes me believe most of my ideas are complete shit. So, I have to find an idea that I don't think will suck.

If you ask why it's taking so long, ever, that would be the reason.

I am up for quality instead of quantity anyday, we all know you write good stuff. We wont be let down, I am sure.

At 9/29/06 08:21 PM, Underoath797 wrote: I smell a flash coming on

Only if you make it. Because I have no skill as much as I would love to make it, and dont think that BC does either.

At 9/29/06 08:23 PM, Dejanus wrote: , and dont think that BC does either.

Nope, my flash trial was expended about five months ago :(

Chapter 9b- Nukicide

BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another nucular....nuclear, explosion hit. This one was very close. It rocked the roflcopter.
"Can't we go any faster!!?!"
"This is at full throttle!!!!"
"Another one's coming!!"
A missle wizzed right by the roflcopter and hit....it was a dud.
"There's a higher power willing us on, I know it."
"Reverse!! Reverse!!!!"
Another missle wizzed by and exploded fifty miles ahead.
"Can you contact home base?"
"Yeah, I'm doing it now."....

That's all update for now- I'm at a severe lack of ideas right now :/

Chapter 10- End of a war

Dejanus called base. No answer. The radio crackled, and spit out sounds that were imossible to interpret.
"Try it again, maybe there's an interference."
More feedback, this time, louder. Dejanus punched the radio. Transimission-

"All units disband. We have been found. We have been conquered. The Newgrounds Civil War is over. All units disband."

"What!?"
Again, the transmission played.

"All units disband. We have been found. We have been conquered. The Newgrounds Civil War is over. All units disband."

"Fly back, the war can't be over. No one was stationed at home base."

"All units dis-"

"Shut the fuck up!!!"

The main base was deserted. There was no sign of a fight. It was the type of scene you'd expect an axe murderer to pop out nowhere in.
"Yes...it's ended. Newgrounds can finally go back to the way it was..."
"There's someone in the transmission room."
"It's locked."
"Move it."
Sarai's six-inch metal boot heels penetrated the door, and ripped it away. There was a confused person inside, working away at the transmissions. Sarai rushed up and grabbed him by the collar.
"Who the hell are you!?"
The person remained calm as Sarai screamed at him.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!?!1"
"Turn the volume down, bitch."
"Bitch?! Why you..."
"Calm down, Sarai."
Sarai stiffened.
"How do you know my name? I haven't seen you."
"I'm Complete. I work with Tom."
"Tom? THE Tom?"
"Yes, let me down."
"No. What the hell did you do?"
"I told every rebel to disband and surrender. The war has ended. Newgrounds can go back to the way it was."
"Take us to Tom."
"......what!?"
"Now."
"That's not-"
"NOW!!!"
"Alright....jeez."
Complete raised his wrist and poked it a few times, everyone watching, confused. Suddenly, everything went white....then black, then blue, then red, then white again.

Gordon Kramer sheilded his eyes from the burning light. He couldn't understand-when had he gotten out? How? All he knew was who he was, and that Newgrounds was not his location anymore. He sat up, he had been lying on the ground, in a metal bed. Was he in the loony bin? Who knows.
"Hello, Gordon. I'm guessing you had a nice time in Newgrounds?"
"Huh?"
Pacing up was Complete.
"The others haven't awaken yet. You're the first.
Complete turned on his heel and walked out.
"Wait-am I on....Earth?"
"Good. You remember. Yes, you are on Earth."
Complete started walking again.
"Wait! Where are we going?"
"To meet Tom, the creator of the dimension codenamed 'New Ground'."

Yay plot twists!

HOLY FUCK!!!!! Talk about a twist, you better not stop this here. Any correlation between the Gordon here and the one in Shine of the Flood?

Chapter 11- New Ground

Gordon sat down in an armchair. A figure qith a slight bowl cut sat in front of him. He looked in his later twenties.
"Greetings, I am Tom."
"Please explain what is happening."
Tom sighed, and shifted.
"Three years ago, I developed a code, an artificial code. It was somehow superdimensonal, allowing me to create an entire world through the internet."
"That's strange."
"I initially developed it for humans to live on, to solve the problems of overpopulation. However..."
Tom stared coldly at him.
"...your little army of rebels has brought the peace to near destruction. Why did you attempt to destroy a perfectly balanced world?"
Woah. Gordon had been prepared to ask questions, not answer them.
"...there was something wrong with Wade."
Tom's eyes suddenly were filled with shock.
"...What?"
"Wade is changed. He isn't who he was."
"Wade is dead, you little shit. Don't play with that fact."
Tom snarled.
"Wade isn't dead! Sarai saw him, three months ago, at the center-"
"Wade died in a car accident one year ago. Stop playing."
"I'm not playing!"
Tom sat back into his chair, and handed Gordon a laptop.
"Go to Newgrounds.com."
Gordon obeyed, quickly typing in the website's name.
"....It's the Newgrounds flag! The colors, the movies!"
Tom nodded.
"I created an artificial world in the internet. I also gained the ability to create artificial persons in the dimension."
Tom's eye's blinked sadly.
"You've dug me out. Wade died a year ago. I couldn't take it, so I created an artificial likeness of him out of my DNA."
"Why aren't you ever on Newgrounds?"
"Because my DNA is the same as his- the anti-alt system overrides clones, and destroys them."
"Oh."
Gordon thought for a moment.
"Hack into NG."
Tom was knocked back.
"What?"
"Hack into Newgrounds. Destroy it."
"That would mean the death-"
"No, I mean, freeze the site."
"I can't do that, I hid the code to do that deep within the system."
"Then destroy the balance."
Tom fell silent.
"You have almost infinite access to the system, you can delete Wade, demod all of the mods, ban all regulars, you can freeze Newgrounds."
Tom yanked the computer out of Gordon't hands and frantically started typing on it. Complete walked in.
"Come, Black-Cat. Your companions are waiting."

Mmhhh, ok?

I like your idea generation even if I don't understand them!

At 8/27/06 11:26 AM, complete wrote: I will only give it a 10/10 if I can be in it.

Same here..

At 10/8/06 01:35 PM, Jeffaro wrote:

At 8/27/06 11:26 AM, complete wrote: I will only give it a 10/10 if I can be in it.

Same here..

Late. The only thing you'll get to be is the butt of a joke, just like any other user who asks to be in this now.

epic (lol)

May I ask if you are EVER going to finish this or continue the other one? It has been a really long time.

At 8/27/06 11:26 AM, Complete wrote: I will only give it a 10/10 if I can be in it.

don't forget Pancakeboy. he ruined everything

We should write a book!

Chapter 12- Haxxors

"So, what's the deal?"
asked Hylianluigi.
"Tom's going to destroy the mod and admin system."
explained Black-Cat (Gordon, I'm going to refer to his username from now on).
Hylianluigi's eyes went wide.
"Some heck's going to come down."
"I know.....what are you jotting down on that post-it note?"
Hylianluigi looked at the post-it note, covered in tiny writing.
"This? Oh, this is a story I'm writing. It's called Legend of the Crystal Flame. "
"Sounds fantasylike."
"It is."
Sarai reclined on a sofa.
"Back to the point. We wait for Tom to fuck up Newgrounds, go in there, and set things straight?"
Black-Cat nodded.
"There's also one more thing..."
"What, Complete?"
"There's a heavily encrypted piece of data that will unfuck things in the best way."
"What?"
"It's a reset button, of sorts. It's so heavily coded and guarded, the president couldn't get in without Tom's help.Tom encoded it so heavily, even he has trouble getting to it."
"Sounds like an objective."
"It's vital to the rebirth of NG. It's power is-"
Tom burst through the door.
"I've opened the system. You all, get. Into. Newgrounds. Now!!"
Tom looked to Complete.
"You've explained, right?"
"Yes Sir."
"Alright then."
Tom clenched a set of bracelets.
"These are auto-transporters. You can use them to get in and out of Newgrounds easily."
The group slipped on the bracelets, and punched the black button as instructed. The world grew hazy.
"I'll only be able to keep the anti-hacking system away for six hours once you give me the signal!! Remember that!!"
Black-Cat's vision suddenly was covered by red mist. Then green, then white, and finally black. He bumped onto a section of pavement after the black vision. He saw his other teamates appear out of nowhere in random places in the dead end street. Tom's operation worked exactly as planned. Chaos abounded. Sarai got up first.
"Let's get this mission started."

OMFG.

And I thought this story was finished

Hylianluigi looked at the post-it note, covered in tiny writing.
"This? Oh, this is a story I'm writing. It's called Legend of the Crystal Flame. "

Alright, alright. I can take a blatant hint. I'll get to writing the next chapter.

*sob*, I wasnt even mentioned. You make it seem as if I dont exist in this "real world" of yours. I dont like you now.

At 11/3/06 10:02 PM, Dejanus wrote: *sob*, I wasnt even mentioned. You make it seem as if I dont exist in this "real world" of yours. I dont like you now.

I'm not sure if you do. And you saved us all from nuclear destruction, don't feel insignificant.

BTW-Chapter coming up soon, it may be now, tommorow, or the day after that, or whenever I feel like it.

At 11/6/06 07:54 PM, kuroi-neko wrote:

At 11/3/06 10:02 PM, Dejanus wrote: *sob*, I wasnt even mentioned. You make it seem as if I dont exist in this "real world" of yours. I dont like you now.

I'm not sure if you do.

SILENCE YOU FOOL!!!!!

And you saved us all from nuclear destruction, don't feel insignificant.

Yeah, but I was still only in two chapters. And it was only virtual nuclear destruction.

BTW-Chapter coming up soon, it may be now, tommorow, or the day after that, or whenever I feel like it.

Make it now and make it involve me, as I seem to be the only one who reads this anymore.

Chapter 13- Infiltration

"Com link, up."
commanded Complete. Tom's image sparked up from Complete's wristband, now visible.
"You're in, what do you need to know?"
"We need to know where the 'reset button' is."
"Oh....yeah. It's in HQ."
Dejanus interjected,
"There is no 'HQ in Newgrounds!"
Tom shifted.
"Well, some really important place, where no one goes in."
"....My house."
"What BC? No one goes in your house?"
"Of course not. I'm an antisocial piece of crap. I didn't want the apartment in the first place."
Black-Cat turned to Tom's hologram.
"And my apartment is blown into smithereens. How are we supposed to find it again?"
Tom seemed to strain, and tapping was heard. He looked up to Complete.
"Have Black-Cat lead you to his former city, Complete."
"But I don't remember!!"
Black-Cat complained.
"You know what it is. You left it recently."
Black-Cat looked shocked, as did Hitthetarget, who was there.
"The Naruto club?!"
"It is. Everyone there is happy with their anime obsession, and no legend hunter will look there. Rejoin, and have them Re-book your apartment....I can't keep communications. The anti-hack system is-"
Tom's image disappeared. Sarai pointed in a direction.
"Jade."
Sure enough, there was JadetheAssassin. She ran up, panting.
"Sarai! You should be exciled....no matter, the place has gone crazy! All the mods have lost their ban guns, and the deleted and banned are running amok, so-"
"Take us to the Naruto club."
Jade stiffened.
"It was bombed."
Sarai kicked the ground so hard, the pavement cracked.
"SHIT!!!"
but Hitthetarget remained calm.
"Can you take us to the site?"
"Only if it is vital. What is there?"
Complete did a partial explanation.
"Where is your proof?"
"You're in NG. Take us there, or die."
"You can't kill me."
"I can't?"
Complete held up his wrist, and pressed a few buttons on the bracelet, and aimed a laser point at Jade. The point sparkled, and Jade screamed in agony, buckling over, and vomiting.
"That was a small dose."
Sarai hit Complete's wrist.
"Don't you do that."
"We can't have any inhibition in the mission Sarai."
Sarai rolled on the pavement as Complete's wrist beam shocked her.
"Alright!!"
Jade was staggering up.
"I don't understand this, but I'll take you to the Naruto club!"

googah.