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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:09 AM Reply

Why does it matter?


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:10 AM Reply

That's a good question.
You'd guess they would....but do they?
0_o


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:10 AM Reply

I DONT KNOW!!!!!

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:10 AM Reply

At 8/27/06 07:08 AM, -Frank- wrote: http://www.canspidersfart.com/

CAN THEY?!

I sure hope so. I don't want them making big splats all over the house from all the air pressure.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:10 AM Reply

At 8/27/06 07:09 AM, Dark_Raven01 wrote: Why does it matter?

Well for one I'm really, really curious.

We should discuss this in more depth. ):<

A better question is IF spiders can fart, where is their anus. This information will better mankind.


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:11 AM Reply

Wtf!?
Weird topics after weird topics are being made today!


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:11 AM Reply

They have an ass and they eat bugs, ofcourse they can.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:11 AM Reply

No they can't.

Question solved.

Biology professer talking.

I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:12 AM Reply

At 8/27/06 07:10 AM, _Matt_ wrote: A better question is IF spiders can fart, where is their anus.

Right where normally you'd think it'd be.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:17 AM Reply

At 8/27/06 07:12 AM, HeinousDude wrote: Right where normally you'd think it'd be.

I meant to ask how big it is and how much gas would be able to escape through the normal fart, I was sort of blunt about that. Still, awesome. ):<


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:19 AM Reply

I think they can, but they wouldn't be as funny or cool as a rip roaring human fart.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:20 AM Reply

The real question is: can humans fart spiders.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:22 AM Reply

Can canned spiders fart?

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:28 AM Reply

Can spiders have orgasms? Can spiders puke? Do male spiders have big penises that make the female spiders all wet?

Answers to my questions are lost forever.


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:28 AM Reply

they must fart but just really samll fart cause they are really small. Like we can't smell them. But if you ever notice lot of little animals running away from a spider maybe it's cause the spider farted. Can spiders small our farts?

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:29 AM Reply

One of lifes many un-answerable questions.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:32 AM Reply

omg, they have a femur :|


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:34 AM Reply

No the real question is.. What type of fly give's them the most gas?

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:37 AM Reply

they have anuses, and the word on the street is, flys fill you with gas.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:45 AM Reply

Can Cans fart?

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:49 AM Reply

you have my attention, sir.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 07:52 AM Reply

Yes they do, but only when your not at them.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 08:21 AM Reply

yes spiders can have orgasms (I'm pretty sure)
but I can't remember which one, but after orgasm 2 of them kills the other
well with praying mantises the female gets her head ripped off

maybe such a strong orgasm? I'd like to feel that XD
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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 08:27 AM Reply

At 8/27/06 07:20 AM, HeinousDude wrote: The real question is: can humans fart spiders.

Ohhh... yeahh ...... think about tat


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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 08:28 AM Reply

Life is suddenly scary... someone hold me.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 08:29 AM Reply

At 8/27/06 07:12 AM, HeinousDude wrote:
At 8/27/06 07:10 AM, _Matt_ wrote: A better question is IF spiders can fart, where is their anus.
Right where normally you'd think it'd be.

Spiders are so complex.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 08:33 AM Reply

well i mean they could...what does it matter.

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 09:54 AM Reply

lol people are scared of spiders, not because of he legs or its 'made out to look evil' in movies and shit...its a natural instinc that we dont want to be anywhere near its 'poson gas attack' i mean, spiders eat humans, its true! Ive been eaten by one myself :P
As a spider is far to small to wrap is up, they let us inhale the toxis gas and we choke and die, and get devoured (tho some spiders are happy to bite us, but upon finding how shitty we taste decide to leave us to die) when ever someone gets devoured, its reported as a 'household pest accident'
Spiders will take over...ive read about this...
humans will grow wings from their shoulder blades....and spiders will grow big and start to build webs. thus capturing humans...were all screwed!

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Response to Can Spiders Fart Aug. 27th, 2006 @ 10:55 AM Reply

That's the funniest site I've seen all day


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