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Posted at: 8/27/06 12:48 AM
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In order to enjoy a candy bar I was eating, I took a few pills of viagra. And it tasted orgasmic! The problem is, is that I ate it at 5:39 pm and I have had a boner ever since. And it is still up, and isn't going to go down soon. Is there any homebrewed remedies for this?
Posted at: 8/27/06 12:50 AM
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Stare at lemonparty for about 5 minutes and fantasise about it, it should go away...
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This is reminding me of Scary Movie 4...
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Posted at: 8/27/06 12:53 AM
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At 8/27/06 12:48 AM, Alien_Jim wrote: In order to enjoy a candy bar I was eating, I took a few pills of viagra. And it tasted orgasmic! The problem is, is that I ate it at 5:39 pm and I have had a boner ever since. And it is still up, and isn't going to go down soon. Is there any homebrewed remedies for this?
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Posted at: 8/27/06 12:57 AM
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Posted at: 8/27/06 12:58 AM
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masturbation! DUH!
Posted at: 8/27/06 01:00 AM
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Posted at: 8/27/06 01:03 AM
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"""In order to enjoy a candy bar I was eating, I took a few pills of viagra. And it tasted orgasmic! The problem is, is that I ate it at 5:39 pm and I have had a boner ever since. And it is still up, and isn't going to go down soon. Is there any homebrewed remedies for this?"""
"""stare at granny porn look at various gay porn sites"""
You know, that might actually make things worse for the guy.
Posted at: 8/27/06 01:05 AM
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At 8/27/06 01:03 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote: """In order to enjoy a candy bar I was eating, I took a few pills of viagra. And it tasted orgasmic! The problem is, is that I ate it at 5:39 pm and I have had a boner ever since. And it is still up, and isn't going to go down soon. Is there any homebrewed remedies for this?""" """stare at granny porn look at various gay porn sites""" You know, that might actually make things worse for the guy.
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Posted at: 8/27/06 01:07 AM
At 8/27/06 01:05 AM, -Farplane- wrote: Ok, you don't know how to quote, here's what you do, next to the reply to this post button, go to the left, press the reply with quote button, now you know!
My bad, expected that you didn't know! Didn't check your other posts!
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well, if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours you should go to the hospital. LOL
"what's wrong with you"
"I have a raging boner"
Posted at: 8/27/06 01:10 AM
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yes a blowjob... (lol)
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At 8/27/06 01:07 AM, Twerpo wrote: well, if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours you should go to the hospital. LOL "what's wrong with you" "I have a raging boner"
You know one of the cures for that is draining the blood out, by inserting a large needle.
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Posted at: 8/27/06 01:13 AM
At 8/27/06 01:10 AM, database_9 wrote: At 8/27/06 01:07 AM, Twerpo wrote: well, if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours you should go to the hospital. LOL "what's wrong with you" "I have a raging boner"You know one of the cures for that is draining the blood out, by inserting a large needle.
rofl
Posted at: 8/27/06 01:51 AM
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Actually this quote is right.Everyone laughs at the "if it lasts for more then 4 hours seek medical help" well the reason to that warning is because your dick is about to rot off.Basically something called Necrosis sets in which means that a form mimicng gangreen is going on in your penis and if you dont go to the hospital it destroys your pubic bone.Which means you will never get an erection again.In case anyone was wondering how I know this,its because I always wonder what the hell the warning was for and found this scary truth out.
So if your are young,DONT fuck around with Viagra.You shouldnt need it in the first place.
Posted at: 8/27/06 01:55 AM
At 8/27/06 01:51 AM, Ghost_Avatar wrote: At 8/27/06 01:10 AM, database_9 wrote: At 8/27/06 01:07 AM, Twerpo wrote: Actually this quote is right.Everyone laughs at the "if it lasts for more then 4 hours seek medical help" well the reason to that warning is because your dick is about to rot off.Basically something called Necrosis sets in which means that a form mimicng gangreen is going on in your penis and if you dont go to the hospital it destroys your pubic bone.Which means you will never get an erection again.In case anyone was wondering how I know this,its because I always wonder what the hell the warning was for and found this scary truth out. So if your are young,DONT fuck around with Viagra.You shouldnt need it in the first place.
At 8/27/06 01:10 AM, database_9 wrote: At 8/27/06 01:07 AM, Twerpo wrote:
At 8/27/06 01:07 AM, Twerpo wrote:
Hmmm guess you learn something new every day...
Luckily i don't need viagra and dont intend to take it for fun eather.
Too bad for you rotten-peanis boy.
Posted at: 8/27/06 01:59 AM
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i wonder what would happen if you took viagra, meth and red buall all at the same time. you could fuck for days!
Posted at: 8/27/06 02:03 AM
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Try and have intercourse.
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