Forum Topic: Wal Mart is getting a new name!

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DarkSytze

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Posted at: 8/27/06 04:27 AM

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Snakes on a Wall-Mart: There are muthafuckin snakes on a muthafuckin store.


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CrimsonJesus

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Wal Mart:Keep Your Eyes Open You Might Run Into One

Yeah,I made that up in 5 seconds.

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K Mart, YES, WE FINALLY BEAT THEM.

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wal-mart: stop brakeing the fucking back room mirror stan and klye!

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Omi-Mart.
We control every aspect of your futile lives. And we do it at a very low cost.


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Short-Factor

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Wal Mart. When people come here, they usually sell their souls to the Devil. Which is why we have so many souls in stock.

You were born and placed here without choice. In futility, your mind rapidly tries to accept this world, and all of its pain and misery.
I am here to give you a choice.

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Sargent

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Go to walmart :D

then die in a fire :|

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LardMart: "Yeah that's right bitches...We sell Lard and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!"


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fall a part, our shits cheap, come buy our cheap shit....shits cheap ya heard?

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ThePurplishOne

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WhoreMart: You know you fucking love us, bitches.


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SpeshilKay

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At 8/27/06 01:05 AM, IrCoolerthanu wrote: Walmart

We take from the poor and give to the rich!

stupid bitch...
stupid bitch...

lol monty python

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petepickle000

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Posted at: 5/11/07 07:00 PM

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Floor-Mart

Get it?

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scorchin-hot

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They should take out that fucking star between the wal and the mart that thing is lame. There current slogan is pretty accurate for what they are "low everyday prices".


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