Funny Chat Bot

[mac5]

So here's the deal. A few days ago, Cremefresh set up this IRC channel on WebChat (#ngrape). It was a pretty hopeless channel at first - following regular channel-creation protocol, where everyone who is invited expects op priveleges.

So then I thought of this awesome idea. What if we set up a smart bot to keep the chat going? So...I installed Eggdrop on my computer, and loaded up the MegaHAL (Smartbot) module.

This bot spits out the funniest things you'll ever hear, and it's guaranteed to make you laugh out loud in real life.

For those of you who happen to know how to work IRC, I invite you to come join #ngrape on WebChat. For those who don't, you'll have to wallow in depravity by reading and rereading this post.

Also, posting chat logs of the bot won't give it a full effect. The bot's response system is based on context, and context is what makes what it says funny! But here:

<RapeBot> I have to drive a wats to get to level 12.
<RapeBot> But it's always going to have a soft fleshy anus...i mean.

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<RapeBot> By canadian rules, you now have 3,810 experience points. You need 7 more to get to a starbucks here.

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<RapeBot> I just want to be a rape bot. <-- None of us said anything like this...at all...this was totally random...but at least he's got that Rape-Bot spirit!

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<RapeBot> Either rapebot is a bot.
<RapeBot> Jib jib jib.
<Wardawn> Or?
<Wardawn> hahaha
<RapeBot> Or marcus is a smelly mexicorn.

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And that's all for now. Come join us in the fun!

[Genocide]

hurray for IRC room adverts!!

[fuzzies]

That's so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

ahem.

[Hobo-Assassin]

Sounds exhilarating.

[TheGoldenOffender]

<[au]> ITS DANCE PARTY COCK IN THE MOUTH TIME
<RapeBot> My cock will blow up in you.

This bot speaks only the truth.

[Genocide]

is the room suppose to be empty?