Might As Well Post This...

[thenark]

I got this in an email, any undesired capitalization is through no fault of my own

Thanks

Dear George,

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United
States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for
that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice
of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron
shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like
you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse
would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,
we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly
veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've
seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

Although I would prefer for you to apoligize on behalf of Canadians everywhere about the cursed hellspawn called "avril", Canadians would prefer that you not apologize over the fact that we burnt down the White house. That WAS fun, in 1812.

BTW, I.AM.CANADIAN

I saw that beer commercial too.

[TheEvilOne]

I think it was British troops that burned Washington during the War of 1812. Though, to your credit, our attempted invasion of Canada failed miserably.

[InSaNeFooL]

At 3/6/03 06:48 AM, TheEvilOne wrote: I think it was British troops that burned Washington during the War of 1812. Though, to your credit, our attempted invasion of Canada failed miserably.

No, it was Canada, take a look in any history book. That is, unless the Yankified history books don't include that fact ;)
And yes, you did. Our Kung-Fu ninjas can kick anybodys ass, and we know it. That's why we're so polite, because we know that no mater who says shit about us, we can kick their ass. =)

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

Damn Yankees. Always so jealous of us.....

But we CAN kick anyone's ass, regardless. Thank you, and good night.

[EvilBread]

What confuses me is this...why do so many people hate america yet they LIVE in america? does this mean they not mean what they say, deep down inside they respect america somewhat, or are they to lazy to move?

I have a friend who is a major deep anarchanist and it is interesting to listen to him talk about america, he truthfully has done his homework, and sometimes he can make some since but for the most part anarchy comes off so ignorant.

[JMHX]

I think being able to speak out against America yet still live in America is something unique to being here. I speak out against a lot of things, from senate propositions to the War on Iraq, but I still respect America very deeply.

As someone said to me today about attending a Support Our Troops rally, "You're not going, right, since you're Mr. Anti War?"

No, I plan on attending and putting a good face on things. I don't blame the troops for what's going on; if anything I respect them for putting themselves at risk like this. I think it would take a lot to truly despise America. That's why I fail to understand Osama (or Usama, however you wish) bin Laden.

[IndecentXposure]

At 3/6/03 10:30 PM, UNpossible wrote: Damn Yankees. Always so jealous of us.....

But we CAN kick anyone's ass, regardless. Thank you, and good night.

Americans don't even talk about Canadians but why would we be jealous that we have a better standard of living, better technology, hotter girls..where i live atleast(orange county)and much more to do then in boring old Canada. About the war of 1812, British troops scorched the whitehouse, it never burned down. I was in Canada 2 years ago and you people seemed alright, no different than Americans.