I've invented a new sport.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

It's a mixture of Baseball, Association Football, Gaelic Football, Breiðablik, and the Jedi sports.

Basically, it starts of with 104th united states congress being tied up to a fence. Two competeing teams (one for each house) works on hitting the congressmens exposed testicles/ovaries over and over again with a metal baseball bat. Everytime one of the team members sufferes from stroke or heart attack and dies, they get a point. During half time, a group of virgins are sacraficed along with goats. Ties are broken in overtime, when Thor comes down to slaughter anyone he finds unsatisfactory while Odin drowns the audience in urine, thus doing absolutely nothing to solve the tie. Afterwards, the players all get drunk and make love with each other in huge, televised orgies.

The first match airs tonight on the USA network at 7, 6 cental. At the very worst, it could be as popular as the XFL.

[Explixitt]

.... Pure.. Genious...

[max0rz]

Thor? You managed to contract him? Or is it all still in spectacle?

[cornbin]

At 8/24/06 07:44 PM, explixitt wrote: .... Pure.. Genious...

It's genius,you genius.

[Seriana]

Thor i know. whos Odin?
ooh, football aint violent now bitches.

[Chaoticman]

Okaaaaaaaayyyyy...

[StLarry]

Genius!

btw... Odin is another Norse God (kind of the equivelant of Zeus in greek mythology)

[DigDugz]

At 8/24/06 07:46 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: whos Odin?

poo

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 8/24/06 07:45 PM, 699303 wrote: Thor? You managed to contract him? Or is it all still in spectacle?

Me and Loki threatend to sick the Fenris Wolf on him if he didn't.

[ZeroTheReDShiT]

two words.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news; our rating officially doubled that of the superbowl, thanks in part to Loki's impromtu summoning of the Nidhogg to murder, tourture and rape the entire French population.

[kLyy]

Sounds pretty eventful I must say.

[API]

i like this post

[DumbassDude]

This is worth fapping to! speak of the devil...

[Sargent]

lolz i dont think it will work

but im gunna sit the first one out ands just watch :D

[HeavenDuff]

when should I have loled?

[LuIs101]

i don 't think virgins and goats like this game...can you do something with a venezuelan team...i can help you to make this BIG!..)but don't tell anyone im a goat)

[Cole]

Lol great! Now please tell me where I can buy some jerseys for this wonderful sport! Go Senate!

[cornbin]

Where are the headbutts?

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 8/27/06 03:30 PM, -Cole- wrote: Lol great! Now please tell me where I can buy some jerseys for this wonderful sport! Go Senate!

You can strip the flesh from a 7 year old girl you have tied up in the basement, then paint the Number and name on it, then dry and harden it under a sun lamp. Voila! you now have yourself an official legue hat.

Bigger clothing items might take more girls.

[Flak]

BOBBY, WHAT THE HELL?

Great idea.

[NudistBuddhist]

What if they don't have a heart attack? What if it's something like internal bleeding? Do the teams still get points?

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 8/29/06 06:25 PM, SgtBaker wrote: What if they don't have a heart attack? What if it's something like internal bleeding? Do the teams still get points?

Why would a team member get internally injured?