Forum Topic: Why do you watch cartoon porn?

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ive actually never watched it i dont think its "good" or "great" its all animation

I dont know but people who watch cartoons and get off to it...

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Because Cartoon Porn is Hot!(well sometimes at least)


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i prefer the real stuff;)

although i must admit some of it makes me wet :$


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At 8/23/06 12:39 PM, Furrydics wrote:
At 8/23/06 12:38 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: I was just browsing some mighty fine hentai before coming here.
Yuri to be exact
what is yaoi?

Yaoi
But what I actually said, if you bothered to read my post was Yuri

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If you want to be technical, cartoon porn is in an american style, like Looney Toons or something. Hentai is anime.

I think that WilfordFuckinBrimley gave the best answer: I don't care. As long as it's not some dude taking it up the butt, whatever.

I need to stop wanking it so much.


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Because Internet users are sad that way.

Instead of seeing the real deal, they'd rather watch cartoons do it. Internet users are nerds.

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Porn is very addictive. I should know My life revolves around porn. And it does slow your mentle copacity, but who cares?


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PM Me Some Sonic Hentai!!!!!

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you think internet users are nerds? dude 80% of NGers fap to ANYTHING.
even tubgirl O.o, and they're nerds?
nope. they're sickos. just like everyone in newgrounds. lol.


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At 8/23/06 12:52 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Because Internet users are sad that way.

Instead of seeing the real deal, they'd rather watch cartoons do it. Internet users are nerds.

Nonsense. I quit looking at porn about a year ago, but I can say that cartoon porn can be just as good as real porn (especially if the artist is good). If the artist is bad, then it sux. Why do you care?

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I'd like to point something out that could potentially end this dispute if everyone understands. Try to use your imaginations while I summarize the general dialogue that shoots out your mouths when it comes to threads revolving around this subject matter.


GUY 1:
HENTAI IS STUPID, I MEAN, IT'S CARTOONS, AND IT'S FOR DORKS WITH NO GIRLFRIENDS

GUY 2:
HEY FAGGOT SHUT UP I LIKE HENTAI

GUY 3:
I AGREE, HENTAI IS LAME I JACK OFF 2 REAL PORN BECAUSE I'M NOT A LOSER

GUY 4:
NOT ME, I LOVE HENTAI

GUY 1:
YEAH GUY 3, NOW WE'RE TALKING, YOU JACK THAT DICK, JACK IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YOU'RE A FUCKING WINNER IN MY BOOKS ALSO GUY 4 YOUR A FAGGOT

GUY 2:
WAIT WHAT?

GUY 1:
I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF NOW, HAVE FUN JACKING OFF, LOSERS AND FAGS

...are we done here? ARE WE? ARE YOU FAGGOTS DONE RUINING MY AFTERNOON WITH IGNORANCE?

Succumb to my sinful desires...share...a forbidden kiss. :3


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Lol. I look at hentai for a variety of reasons. :P

1. Because being a girl who can say she likes hentai is a real conversation starter (or stopper, if I so choose >=3)

2. Because unlike America, where the majority opinion is that all animation is for kids and can never be for adults, the Japanese have animation and manga for all genres, for all ages, and for all interests. Grow up and think outside your own country.

3. Not all hentai is porn just for the sake of porn. The hentai I watch, for example, is nothing more than sexual comedy. :) Most of it is softcore at best, and since sex is so funny to begin with, it doesn't take much to make it hilarious. ;) Read some bondage faries and tell me it doesn't make you laugh.

4. Because the men in pornos are idiots. >=( And so are the women. I don't have a lot of interest in watching two people pretend to be in orgasmic extasy when either one or both of them is faking it half the time. At least with hentai they can draw it to make the expressions more believable. The only downside at that point is the voice acting.

5. And finally, I like watching hentai because it teaches me how to call a guy a douchebag in Japanese. So stfu douchebags, and leave my interests alone. :P You don't like hentai, no one's forcing you to watch it. If you want to get after somebody, why don't you harp on people who get off on watching little kiddie porn, or porn involving barnyard animals? Now that crap's really messed up!


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At 8/23/06 01:09 PM, k3v1n2 wrote: Nonsense. I quit looking at porn about a year ago, but I can say that cartoon porn can be just as good as real porn (especially if the artist is good). If the artist is bad, then it sux. Why do you care?

Your overuse of that picture is annoying.

send me a sexy PM

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At 8/22/06 02:01 PM, im_no_new wrote: How the hell can a cartoon be sexy? I dont see how cartoon porn is in anyway attractive. If you watch hentai, you have some mental problems.

I don't think there's any reason I can answer that question with that sonicmega's thread hasn't already given, so go view his topic if you want to know why.


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At 8/22/06 02:01 PM, im_no_new wrote:

Yes_you_are.


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Its what gets some people off. Get used to it.


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At 8/23/06 12:38 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: I was just browsing some mighty fine hentai before coming here.
Yuri to be exact

Yuri's awesome, usually because the girls in it are almost too cute :)


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People are fuckin weird if they get off to that shit.


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At 8/23/06 02:03 PM, Joel_Gruesome wrote: People are fuckin weird if they get off to that shit.

Instead of just SAYING that, how about explaining why you think people who enjoy it are wierd, and people who get off to any other porn aren't?


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At 8/23/06 01:14 PM, Stamper wrote: ...are we done here? ARE WE? ARE YOU FAGGOTS DONE RUINING MY AFTERNOON WITH IGNORANCE?

You knew the risks.


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At 8/22/06 02:01 PM, im_no_new wrote: How the hell can a cartoon be sexy? I dont see how cartoon porn is in anyway attractive. If you watch hentai, you have some mental problems.

damn right , and fapping makes you blind , plus communism is a great way of running a country , and those fat-away pills really work , also when you don't want to catch aids , just take a shower


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At 8/23/06 02:09 PM, sepiroth_blade wrote:
damn right , and fapping makes you blind , plus communism is a great way of running a country , and those fat-away pills really work , also when you don't want to catch aids , just take a shower

XD sarcasm much?


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At 8/22/06 02:06 PM, Cooldude17 wrote: Shut up. Ranting about cartoon porno is so 1 year ago.

thats right! it's usless. i don't even care if charblow.ytmnsfw.com
turns you on.
it's just something you would keep to yourself.

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At 8/23/06 02:37 PM, eltelelel wrote:
At 8/22/06 02:06 PM, Cooldude17 wrote: Shut up. Ranting about cartoon porno is so 1 year ago.
thats right! it's usless. i don't even care if charblow.ytmnsfw.com
turns you on.
it's just something you would keep to yourself.

That was almost hot to me o. o


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At 8/22/06 02:01 PM, im_no_new wrote: How the hell can a cartoon be sexy? I dont see how cartoon porn is in anyway attractive. If you watch hentai, you have some mental problems.

I perfer real porn over hentai, but if I am in the mood for something different, hentai is usually perfect. Hentai is not bound my earth's laws, hence you can have boobs the size of a house, guys that cum enough jizz to fill a river, and never have to worry about poor acting, just poor animation.


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Its all about the person, everyone gets turned on by different things. Why do u think necrophelia exists (i kno, prolly not the best example, but it gets the point across). Its all about a person's interest.


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At 8/23/06 01:15 PM, Shuko wrote:

5. And finally, I like watching hentai because it teaches me how to call a guy a douchebag in Japanese.

How do u say it in Jpanese, ive always been trying to expand on my Japanese, all i kno is no and lets go. hahaha


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At 8/22/06 02:01 PM, im_no_new wrote: How the hell can a cartoon be sexy? I dont see how cartoon porn is in anyway attractive. If you watch hentai, you have some mental problems.

I highly agree. I have no idea how people can like that stuff.

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At 8/23/06 01:14 PM, Stamper wrote: I'd like to point something out that could potentially end this dispute if everyone understands. Try to use your imaginations while I summarize the general dialogue that shoots out your mouths when it comes to threads revolving around this subject matter.
*Clip*

Oh, stamper, you saved the day once again.


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At 8/22/06 02:01 PM, im_no_new wrote: How the hell can a cartoon be sexy?

As bigbadron said, real porn and hentai are both pixels on a screen or ink on a paper. It doesnt matter which one you are looking at.

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