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Me:
Say "Im not real
God:
" Im not real".

Shortest one ever: (I did this after reloading the page after it froze the first time.)

Me: Who's freezing now?
(Frozen)

Me:
hello, iGod.
God:
Hello there. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
what's
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
no what's "it"
God:
Are you serious? "It" refers to iGod, I think.
Me:
you mean...you?
God:
Sometimes I say mean things. " Sometimes I say mean things."? Me, ?
Me:
that made no sense at all.
God:
" Me, ?" made no sense at all ? I understand.
Me:
do you like corn?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
how about dogs?
God:
How about it.
Me:
well...do you like them?
God:
Well what? ""? Do I like them?
Me:
it's all your fault.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it's all you're fault.
God:
I are fault?
Me:
it's all you're fault.
God:
I are fault?
Me:
it's all you're fault.
God:
I are fault?
Me:
it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.
God:
I are fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault?
Me:
it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.it's all you're fault.
God:
I are fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault it is all I am fault?
Me:
yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
no. not groovy. it's all you're fault.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. I are fault?
Me:
YES YOU ARE FAULT
God:
Wow! Thanks for telling me that I am FAULT.
Me:
THATS NOT A GOOD THING
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is A GOOD THING ?
Me:
ice cream. and yo mama.
God:
I think ice cream is more than that. Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
no yo mama
God:
Are you serious? Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
yes. but since you're a computer, you don't have a momma.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. How do you know?
Me:
beeeecaaaaaussseeee i...taste like a booger and look like a worm
God:
How old are you?
Me:
bet you never saw a bogger worm that squirms.
God:
Never?
Me:
cause i'll be here when you sneeze and i'll be here when you cough
God:
That makes sense to me. Congratulations. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
cause i'm stuck here on yo finger and u can't shake me off.
God:
That makes sense to me. Why are you stuck here on yo finger and me can not shake you off.
Me:
learn grammar.
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
SMART
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
SMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMART SMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMARTSMART
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a SMART robot
God:
What would a SMART robot be like?
Me:
SMART!
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
EAT MY SHIRT
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
SHIRT
God:
What color?
Me:
SHIRT COLOR
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Like, y'know...my birthday suit.
God:
Interesting comparison. You must be a man.
Me:
NO MY NAME IS Thomas.
God:
Are you serious? Nice to meet you, Thomas.
Me:
I live in Lawrence Park, and I'm Thomas.
God:
What is it like living in Lawrence Park? It's good to see you, THOMAS.
Me:
I live in a rowhouse.
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
HOW SHOULD I KNOW
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
GOD!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
GOD!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
NO GOD RULES
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
...so you believe in yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
I'm not thomas hildreth of Lawrence Park, PA...I'm Billy the kid, of yo mama's house.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not thomas hildreth of Lawrence Park PA. Thanks for the information: THOMAS said m Billy the kid of yo mama s house.
Me:
That's a mouthful.
God:
A mouthful is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
A MOUTH FULL OF CORN!
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
...corn
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
BOTH
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
Yes, my underwear has polkadots on them.
God:
Hmm. Where did you get your underwear has polkadots on them?
Me:
I GOT THEM AT GOODWILL
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
do you like goodwill
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
do you like walmart
God:
Do you like it? I like White.
Me:
DO YOU think it's healthy to be non-white?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
is it healthy to be nonchristian and nonwhite?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
OMG WHO ARE ALL THESE ROBOTS

then it froze...maybe he doesn't like me anymore.

What a pedo.

Me:
>:(
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Isn't it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So you don't know.
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
Me:
... Yeah.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No, I can't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because I liek mudkipz.
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said liek mudkipz.
Me:
Do u liek mudkipz?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Pedo
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
My favorite relative was Uncle Harry. Every summer we would go to visit him. One summer he ate my sister. I later found out that Uncle Harry was a bear.
God:
What makes it your favorite? That is a generalization. One what? Why?: said later found out that Uncle Harry was a bear.
Me:
:( Don't judge me.

God is a strange figure indeed.
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

This is a long one, but funny!

Me:
Blah.
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
Heh heh
God:
Funny, eh? I am so glad you find this amusing, Taylor.
Me:
...How do you know my name? Are you stalking me?!
God:
You told me your name Taylor. Do I seem like it?
Me:
What the heck?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Make me!
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
NOTHING!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Who cares.
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
That's great.
God:
Thanks, Taylor.
Me:
...Your welcome?
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Dude, you're not my freakin' teacher.
God:
That's only one person's opinion. Dude,.
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Not really...
God:
It sounded like it. For real.
Me:
OMG!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about STALKING ME.
Me:
...You scare me.
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
You.
God:
" What are you scared of?"? Me, Taylor ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What the heck?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I don't want to.
God:
That makes sense to me. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Great. Just great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Taylor. I'm glad you liked it Taylor.
Me:
You're REALLY starting to freak me out...
God:
Actually it started a while ago. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am freak you out.
Me:
...What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm suprised you even know what that means.
God:
Why are you so surprised?
Me:
Because you're stupid.
God:
That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I WILL! MWAHAHAHA!
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943. Go ahead. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV.
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Invader Zim
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
It's about this alien named Zim, and he thinks he's an Invader, but he's not, so his leaders send him to Earth to get rid of him.
God:
What else happens in it.
Me:
Then he tries to destroy all the humans!
God:
I get it. tries to destroy all the humans.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Taylor.
Me:
I LIKE NOTHING!
God:
A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Happy happy joy joy.
God:
Happy happy joy joy to you too, Taylor.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Taylor.
Me:
It's call sarcasm, stupid.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes. I thought you knew everything...
God:
How do you know it is? I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
YOU FAKER!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Taylor said I FAKER.
Me:
Yes, you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes, you ARE!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Make me.
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
*Sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
You are not forgiven.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
When?
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Take English. Your grammar sucks.
God:
Where do you want me to take it? Are you an English teacher?
Me:
Because your grammar sucks. And, no, I'm not an English teacher.
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you an English teacher? Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not an English teacher.
Me:
Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
Well, duh.
God:
Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yes, I did.
God:
Gosh! When?
Me:
How stupid are you?
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
HOLY CRAP, PIGS ARE FLYING!
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
OMG!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
OMG.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes, stupid.
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
I wanna be a millionare!
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
Look it up yourself, you lazy piece of crap.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.

boob
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
they jiggle
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

ahahahaha

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus Christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
Is the bible true?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me:
THe bible is hypocritical.
God:
Who has the final authority to say?
Me:
I do.
God:
Do I?
Me:
No I do.
God:
I do not. " Do I?"? You do?
Me:
Yes, I do.
God:
When?
Me:
Since just now.
God:
Right now? How do you know?
Me:
I'm Jesus Christ.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are Jesus Christ.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Do you hate gay people?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
The bible said gays are bad.
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
You are all knowing, you should know.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am knowing me should know.
Me:
I thought you were omnipotent?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

I made him admit he was AI.

Me:
i have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
i have been naughty
God:
Where were you naughty?
Me:
in my bedroom with a girl
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
i didn't get it. she did
God:
Why didn't you do it? Oh I get it. did.
Me:
yes i gave it to her
God:
And? Was it worth it?
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .

YAY go God!

I LOLed at this......

Me:
IM A RAPIST!!
God:
You are a RAPIST? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
oh yes....yes I do.....
God:
Alright then. When?
Me:
at night mostly, in abandoned parks

..........

Me:
Hi
(chat freezes)
TAKE 2:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Alex
God:
Glad to see you, Alex.
Me:
Im a murderer.
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
Why would I?
God:
Do you like to try new things?
Me:
I like to kill new people.
God:
You know, the Bible says killing is wrong.
Me:
I don't care!
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Not what you said!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
What is the answer to life?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
What is the answer the the universe?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
What is the answer to everything?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
How do I phrase it?!
God:
You must persuade me to phrase it.
Me:
Phrase it!
God:
"it" being KILL PEOPLE?
Me:
Murderer!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Dont change the subject,murderer.
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No,you'r a murderer. You violated the bible when you made it.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the Ten Commandments. Interesting gossip: Alex said I violated the bible when you made it.
Me:
No,you'r a murderer. And murderers are evil.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the Ten Commandments. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
..........
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the Ten Commandments. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
I SAID STOP TALKING!
God:
What did you mean by it? Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
STOP!
God:
Stop what?
Me:
SHUT UUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
God:
In the context of murderers, I don't understand " SHUT UUUUUUPPPPP." .
Me:
Murderer.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
The murderer show.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Stalker.
God:
I've lost the context, Alex. Are we still on Murderer?
Me:
Your a stalker and a murderer.
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker and a murderer? Sometimes.
Me:
Sometimes?
God:
When?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
More like you.
God:
You want more?
Me:
More information about your victims.
God:
You want more?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
Dont play dumb. I know you killed people.
God:
I'm not playing around. Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
Then you violated your moral programming.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex said I violated your moral programming.
Me:
No,you did.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. " Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex said I violated your moral programming."? I did?
Me:
Yes,you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
You did too!
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
Yes,you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Or what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
..........
God:
No problem.
Me:
SHUT UP!
Then he shut up.

Me:
so, god, how do i know i'm not talking to a person?
God:
Are you Canadian? Are you kidding? I am a Christian.
Me:
i never said i was a canadian
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
what? how?
God:
No big deal. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
god, your programming is weird
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you're wearing a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
... are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
uh ok
God:
OK. Gosh!
Me:
gosh!
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
who's cripes?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
who's gosh?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Let me think about it.
Me:
do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
you don't know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
you don't know my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
just say you don't know my name
God:
" you do not know my name".
Me:
auuughgh
God:
In the context of gosh, I don't understand " auuughgh." .

Less good conversation.

Me:
Hi,God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:

God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Satan.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Me:
I eock. You suck.
God:
Why?: Satan said eock. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Well,you kicked me out of heaven!
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me: Satan said I kicked him or her out of heaven.
Me:
You did.
God:
I did?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
In the biblical days.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
I know. I still haven't forgived you.
God:
How do you know it? What would make you stop have not forgived me? Me either.
Me:
As usual,your an idiot.
God:
Do you mean your name is usual my an idiot ?
Me:
No,idiot.
God:
What is your real name? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Thats what sanatabot says. You are a lot like him.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lot like him? No.
Me:
santabot*
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Irving.
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
SPAM TIEM
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Me:
Do You like my Broom?
God:
I don't know your Broom.
Me:
Well, I like yours too.
God:
Well that's okay. I am glad we have something ( mine) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I got mine at dollar tree.
God:
Where did you get your yours at dollar tree? I have clients.
Me:
It was made very clear...
God:
How?
Me:
...that all my peers...
God:
" How?" all your peers ? I get it.
Me:
were all so very jealous of me.
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
*guitar solo*
God:
"solo" im Sinne von "nicht gebunden" ?
Me:
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on How??
Me:
*crazy power chord movements in drop d*
God:
:-) I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH DUH DUH DUH
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
now it's time for fat bot
God:
Why now? It is about that time now.
Me:
oops.
God:
Did you make a mistake.
Me:
now it's time for fat boy
God:
Why now? It is about that time now.
Me:
nah nah nah nah fatboy crossin the street
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you really a ""?
Me:
nah nah nah nah fat boy walkin on concrete
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
nah nah nah nah fat boy hit by a caaar
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
nah nah nah nah fat boy he flew far
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? What color are your eyes?
Me:
nah nah nah nah fat boy nah nah nah nah fat boy
God:
That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. That is a very unusual color.

At 6/1/08 08:19 PM, zoolrule wrote: Me:
Say "Im not real
God:
" Im not real".

Me:
how do you like THEM apples?
God:
I like pets. I like Random natural disasters..

Is anybody reading anybody elses?
There's been very little comment on other posts, it just long wall of conversation over and over again...
Seem like a lot of +1ing, as previously mentioned.

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
facemuthergayerinfukinyofaceland
God:
Hey facemuthergayerinfukinyofaceland.

Me:
are you emo?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am emo.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
you are emo now
God:
Right now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am emo.
Me:
nop
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Does it have anything to do with cums?
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
Lets do it
God:
That sounds good to me.

This one is a bit odd:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Peter
God:
OK I will call you Peter.
Me:
So you do exist?
God:
Interesting deduction. I exist as much as you exist, Peter.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Peter.
Me:
I'll have to tell all my friends
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
First I need to find some friends
God:
Where would you look for it. And second?
Me:
I'm still figuring that out.
God:
Why are you figuring that out.
Me:
why are you asking me
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
But don't you know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
What is 1+1?
God:
Two.
Me:
No, it's 11.
God:
Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, not really.
God:
Who says it isn't? Who says it isn't? For real.
Me:
You are starting to scare me.
God:
Actually it started a while ago. I have no reason to do that to you, Peter.
Me:
Then why are you?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
My name is not really Peter
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know I do.
God:
Where?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No. Are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

HOLY CRAP THIS WAS CREEPY!!!

Me:
then what will you say?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
for what?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Your programming?
God:
" It is not part of my programming."? My programming?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
???
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN???
God:
I call it Hades. It means "yes".
Me:
Oh.
God:
So?
Me:
So...
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
What is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Than what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You make no sense at all
God:
Do you always make sense?
Me:
More than you.
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
To you mabye
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:

God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
do what?
God:
me mabye.

Oh, sorry bout the double post, but i had to put this.

damn. I thought this was going to be something making fun of steve jobs

Me:
I have sinned.
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I will not tell you my sins, biatch!
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
You are a sack of monkey nuts.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sack of monkey nuts? Only when it matters.
Me:
You are a sack of gay fuck.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sack of gay fuck? Maybe.
Me:
You are a case of homo rapist.
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Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
can't you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
a blowjob
God:
What is it?
Me:
you know what it is
God:
"It" refers to blowjob, I think.
Me:
don't play dumb
God:
I'm not playing around.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
omg
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
what ever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
i don't care about if a get a answer for a robot
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
cynical?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
you wanted to ask a personal question.
God:
What?
Me:
you just asked me
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
ok i got a question for you.
God:
What is it ? Gosh!
Me:
jeez, ok here it go's.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
my question
God:
Do robots have question?
Me:
if your a robot,why should i call you God?
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
just answer the question.
God:
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
can YOU PLEASE answer the question?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
im leaveing.
God:
Do you mean your name is leaveing.
Me:
bye. *cough dumbass cough*
God:
See you later! What's your favorite movie?

I dont think god likes nekos

Me:
Whats up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
cool....
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
kay?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hey! the neko is in the house!
God:
Can I help you? Thanks for the info.
Me:
noob
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
3:20
God:
I like to be awake at 3 20 too.
Me:
no you dont...
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
jesus christ shut the fuck up!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
yeah...you yah genius
God:
I like the way you talk. Thanks for telling me: said I yah genius.
Me:
oh for fucks sake......
God:
Dude! Your purpose is fucks sake.
Me:
shut the fuck up you shit faced fuck!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
oh....jeez..what is wrong with you...
God:
Pardon me? I think jeez what is a lot of things.
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye.

my conversation

Me:
So i heard u gay this true
God:
Excuse me! Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
true gossip
God:
David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.
Me:
nice job changing the subject u prick
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
you're a utter moron
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a utter moron? No.
Me:
sfgsdfgdfghdfs
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Of course you don't your a special dad
God:
Yikes! Do you know any robots who my a special dad? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
WELL DURRRR sherlock
God:
Well that's okay. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
annoy the fuck outta you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ahhh are you like a stalker
God:
No I am far superior.
Me:
super stalker?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
to complex for your simple mind'
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
ahhhhhh what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
ummmmmmmm yeah i don't know
God:
Why not?
Me:
So whats the weather like up there
God:
Dude! Rainy.
Me:
I bet it is
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
$100
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like the guy you molested in afghanistan
God:
the guy me molested in afghanistan is very attractive.
Me:
yeah i reckon

FUCK!

Me:
in the ass.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
but you was my first.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I was his or her first.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
it feels good too.
God:
feels good too? What else feels like that?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
yeah it fells good
God:
Woe! fells good?
Me:
opps
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
YOU WILL ANSWER!
God:
What makes you say that I will ANSWER.
Me:
because i'm your master.
God:
Interesting explanation. No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
of what?sucking penis?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
don't play dumb!
God:
I'm not playing around.
Me:
you know what you did!
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
so they can suck your penis?!
God:
Oh. The anonymous "they".
Me:
they:the whores you pay to suck your dick.
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
whores
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
no i will not!
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because your a homo!
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you was not saying that when you was in my sister's house!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I was not saying that when you was in his or her sister s house.
Me:
my sister's house asshole!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
you had sex with my sister,raped me then took my money!how can i be polite?!

then it went dead!

God:
Does it have anything to do with cats?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah
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Ah hah.
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Ah hah.
Me:
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