iGod

[LokLokLok]

http://www.titane.ca..ar251/igod/main.html

Me:
fuck me
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Please don't be so rude. "? Why
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
n00b
God:
I don't have an answer for you.

Its not god he has a answer for every thing!
( i know it ain't real)

[LokLokLok]

God:
Good example.
Me:
thanks for katrina..
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
OMG
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
your not polite
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
dick.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
no the color red
God:
Are you serious? Sounds beautiful.
Me:
OMG
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
do you hate gays
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
fag.
God:
That would be just my luck.

[Mr-Anarchy]

Me:
what percentage of the population speaks spanish?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes, answer the question.
God:
I'm not here to be tested. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
you don't even know, do you?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
therefore you are not god.
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
yours, infact
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you.
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
i know, isnt it
God:
How do you know? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
your too gay to be god.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am gay to be god.
Me:
no problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no.
Me:

God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.

[rob522]

Me:
yyvh
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yeah you can
God:
Are you kidding? I think I can, don't you?

[Mr-Anarchy]

Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
BUTSECKS NOW?
God:
Oh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
is anything too complex for god?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
you have to ask yourself, why not now?
God:
Oh. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
you said you would though..
God:
Oh. " Oh. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will."? I said I would?
Me:
yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
penis.'
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
ohh, so you like it kinky!

[LokLokLok]

Me:
do your like bush
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I will search for it.
Me:
wtf man your god.
God:
Cool, man. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
hippe
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
why does everyone hate america
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
are you american
God:
What country are you from?
Me:
america
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you don't need to know my personal life
God:
Everything is completely confidential.
Me:
oh ok in that case i had 3 gay sex orgys this week
God:
It goes without saying. Do you still have 3 gay sex orgys this week ? Ayuh.

[rob522]

Me:
would you like to suck my balls
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
you know you do
God:
When do I do it?. And I know it.
Me:
tonight 8:00
God:
That is very soon.

[EvilJesus]

you stole my topic
The very first IGod

[LokLokLok]

Me:
mmm pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
but you made it
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
jackass
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand

[Mr-Anarchy]

Me:
how much penis do you pleasure?
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
it keeps on freezing up, like he never answered to the kinky thing,

[Idocreating]

I love these automated talky things. But wouldn't it be ironic if God actually talked to someone through it?

[rob522]

holy crap look what he said to me

Me:
FUCK ME FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
why are you
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
then your a dunbass
God: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS
me:
..........................................
...

[Mr-Anarchy]

Me:
ORLY?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sucking the penis of chuck norris. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
you didn't follow that conversaition either!
God:
It goes without saying. What makes you think I did not follow that conversaition?
Me:
you said to be more specific.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no shit.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no.
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
shut up now.
God:
Oh. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
terminating connection.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
done.
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
teminating conection it 5
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
0!!!
God:
Tell me a story.

[Idocreating]

The only bit of my conversation with God worth posting:

Me:
your so fucking thick
God:
I probably am.

[RobbyBlaze]

Me:
FUCK YOU, GOD!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Fuck you, asshole..
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No, I can't.
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Me:
Because my penis is bigger than yours.
God:
Interesting explanation. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
Really? OK, let's talk about penises.

It then froze. :-/

[RageOfOrder]

Me:
sex

God:
it is more fun alone.

[chasemanjansen]

Old.

[Burnzoid]

He never replies to me. :(

[LokLokLok]

Me:
satan says you need to get grocerys
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
you lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
don't drop the soap
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
you like it in the ass dontcha
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
....
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
do you have down sydrome?
God:
No I don't think I have any down sydrome. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

[chasemanjansen]

But OH SO fun.

Me:
Forgive me, for I have sinned
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I insulted my brother and cousin
God:
That is interesting: said insulted his or her brother and cousin.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
a/s/l?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
but you said you were god, not a robot!
God:
Yes I am god not a robot. Do you like my kind?
Me:
stfu
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
rapist
God:
Hi there rapist.

[djmarky]

This has been done before:
but it is still fun to read all the convo's with god an you people :P

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=368800

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=367346

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=341002

[sonicmega]

Me:
Do you have a dick?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm neither
God:
What are you then?
Me:
A mouse
God:
You are a mouse? How do you like your work?
Me:
It's cheesy

Ha ha, I'm so funny X_X

[kylexthexpostman]

me: god, i love you

god: i love you too kyle

[djmarky]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
no that is my name...penis
God:
Are you serious? Ok then that is what I shall call you. That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
yes i am serious, you should call me penis
God:
Give me a break. I am glad to hear that you are serious me should call you penis.
Me:
yes call me penis boy !
God:
Ayuh. I am very pleased to meet you penis boy.
Me:
dito
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ok ?
God:
Gosh!
Me:
gosh wtf you been smokin !! !
God:
Thanks for telling me: penis boy said I been smokin.
Me:
lol penis boy lol
God:
I am glad you find this funny. You ought to check out another chatterbot. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes i find this amusing
God:
Hey. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
what does god do on a day to day basis
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
shags sheep ?
God:
I didn't even know it can.
Me:
yes you can me and my friend caught you remember ?
God:
Groovy. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[MrCrawford]

Me:
Buttsecks?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Worship Satan
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
I do
God:
When?
Me:
Every day... right now actually
God:
Even on weekends? Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Agree on what? That your a cocksucking fake?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucking fake? Sometimes.

[Anko]

At 8/22/06 11:40 AM, LokLokLok wrote: http://www.titane.ca..ar251/igod/main.html


Me:
n00b

Lols yes you are

[LokLokLok]

At 8/22/06 12:40 PM, Ankokukishi wrote:

At 8/22/06 11:40 AM, LokLokLok wrote: http://www.titane.ca..ar251/igod/main.html


Me:
n00b

Lols yes you are

you made me cry!

[djmarky]

couldnt resist not doing this:

Me:
buttplug
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
uhh buttplug
God:
Dude! What time is it there?
Me:
buttplug
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
buttplug ?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Butt - Plug
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
buttplug
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
BUTTPLUG !
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
BUTT !!!!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about BUTTPLUG. But I did not get that.
Me:
PLUG !!!!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
BUttPLugg
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
buttplug ? ? ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
uhh buttplug ?
God:
Er. What were we talking about again?
Me:
BUTTPLUG, BUTTPLUG ! BUTT - PLUG !!!!
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember. That input matched my default category.
Me:
BUTT FUCKING PLUG
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[childinthemist]

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like weed
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?

Hahah this thing rocks.

[kylexthexpostman]

god:do you have any pets?

me: yes

god:how many?

me: 1

god: what kind of animal is it?

me: a monkey

god: whats his name?

me: fucker

god: fucker the .. monkey .. nice