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meh. He's only 20. Guys have a tendency to look older/younger based solely on how they wear their hair. The ages vary despite how old the actual person is, but this is a makeshift flow chart of how hair effects the appearance of most men's age.

beard= age+2/10 years.
mustache= age + 5/10 years.
razor + facial hair = age- 1/10 years.
pubes= age>14
pit hair= age-sexy
hair dye= Current age- current age + 16.

Buzz cut: Does not affect age appearance unless we're dealing with little children, in which case the buzz cut makes them look tougher. +1 year for anyone under the age of 14.

Pony tail: Belongs on women and ponies. +5/10 years

Long hair: Any guy with long hair is immediately deemed white trash and white trash has been around longer than most of us care to acknowledge. Sorry echoz, but that hair makes you look 5 to 10 years older.

Flock of Seagulls: Age+20 years :P

This flow chart is subjective to people being people. Sometimes, it's not the hair that affects the age you look. It's the age you look that affects the age you look.

Pubes that billow out of your pants - +pedophile status

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: a bunch of shit

I did not know that

At 9/21/08 07:50 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: a bunch of shit

I did not know that

Confused face - +... Confusion appearance?

At 9/21/08 07:51 PM, Envy wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:50 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: a bunch of shit

I did not know that

Confused face - +... Confusion appearance?

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

At 9/21/08 07:39 PM, Dj-Immune wrote: CELEBRATION!

You look like someone took your head and pasted it onto some random kids body.
You look so damn strange.

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:51 PM, Envy wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:50 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: a bunch of shit

I did not know that

Confused face - +... Confusion appearance?

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Done

At 9/21/08 08:08 PM, TMM43 wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:39 PM, Dj-Immune wrote: CELEBRATION!

You look like someone took your head and pasted it onto some random kids body.
You look so damn strange.

Nah, it's just when I raise my hands, my head sort of goes into my body like a turtle. Causing me too look like an infant >.<

At 9/21/08 08:08 PM, Envy wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:51 PM, Envy wrote:
Confused face - +... Confusion appearance?

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Done

I'd hit it.

At 9/21/08 08:18 PM, Mid-Night wrote:

At 9/21/08 08:08 PM, Envy wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:51 PM, Envy wrote:
Confused face - +... Confusion appearance?

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Done

I'd hit it.

Already done, remember?

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: Long hair: Any guy with long hair is immediately deemed white trash and white trash has been around longer than most of us care to acknowledge. Sorry echoz, but that hair makes you look 5 to 10 years older.
This flow chart is subjective to people being people. Sometimes, it's not the hair that affects the age you look. It's the age you look that affects the age you look.

LIES!

White trash hair tends to be more grimey and mulletish.

My hair is long and pretty, more along the lines of surfers and rock stars. =P

At 9/21/08 07:39 PM, Dj-Immune wrote: CELEBRATION!

this pic seriously makes me wanna rape you <3

and spirit - I dont play games on this thing - so why should I care - its for audio only - which now that I have high def. sound - I realize how BAD most of my songs sound - like seriously - sidechaining whenever the bass comes in - its horrible..

oh thank god its just my crappy speakers :P

I routed it directly to the monitor and now its fine :P

and yay I dont suck haha

time to get new speakers!

meh. It's just mastering chron. Everyone sucks at it.

At 9/21/08 08:08 PM, Envy wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote: Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Done

Pubes = Age > 14

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Fuck giving you a beard. I gave you a totally hawt bod.

:rawr >:3

At 9/21/08 10:26 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Fuck giving you a beard. I gave you a totally hawt bod.

rawr >:3

what the hell is that real that can't be real!!

At 9/21/08 10:42 PM, thesmurfysmurf wrote:

At 9/21/08 10:26 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Fuck giving you a beard. I gave you a totally hawt bod.

rawr >:3

what the hell is that real that can't be real!!

It is, the other one immune posted was photoshopped.

Aw I'm depressed!

That's gotta be the shittiest photoshop job I've ever done yet somehow I managed to fool someone with out even trying...

I'm too fucking good.

At 9/21/08 11:09 PM, Quarl wrote:

I'm too fucking good.

You're also a fucking hypocrite!

ha jk

At 9/21/08 11:10 PM, TMM43 wrote:

You're also a fucking hypocrite!

ha jk

meh. It's true. I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm also not afraid to make a thread about it. Fuck it. I might have to write a song about it.

At 9/21/08 10:26 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:52 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

Whatever ther case, someone needs to animate a beard on me

Fuck giving you a beard. I gave you a totally hawt bod.

rawr >:3

..I just came.

My true form has been exposed!

DONT LOOK AT ME!

At 9/22/08 01:49 AM, Dj-Immune wrote:

DONT LOOK AT ME!

Hard not to baby.

:What's your number?

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: meh. He's only 20. Guys have a tendency to look older/younger based solely on how they wear their hair. The ages vary despite how old the actual person is, but this is a makeshift flow chart of how hair effects the appearance of most men's age.

razor + facial hair = age- 1/10 years.

pit hair= age-sexy

So my Spiky hair, Hoodies and Shaved moustaches and Pit hair make me look young and Sexy? :D

At 9/22/08 11:29 AM, Sp1r1T wrote:

At 9/21/08 07:45 PM, Quarl wrote: meh. He's only 20. Guys have a tendency to look older/younger based solely on how they wear their hair. The ages vary despite how old the actual person is, but this is a makeshift flow chart of how hair effects the appearance of most men's age.

razor + facial hair = age- 1/10 years.

pit hair= age-sexy

So my Spiky hair, Hoodies and Shaved moustaches and Pit hair make me look young and Sexy? :D

no they just make you look like a kingdom hearts character :P

as for my sound issue - seems there was a loudness compressor option active on vista - I turned it off and all was fine - seems I dont need new speakers after all - when Rupaul sounds like crap you know there is something wrong with the computer! :P

The two schizo faces of Rucklo:

First pic:
- LEEEWL, HAI GUISES, WAHTS UPP HURR HURR?

Second pic, two seconds later:
- I'LL FUCKING DRAG YOU TO THE WOODS AND GET YOU OVER WITH! NAO!

At 9/22/08 02:10 PM, Rucklo wrote: The two schizo faces of Rucklo:

First pic:
- LEEEWL, HAI GUISES, WAHTS UPP HURR HURR?

Second pic, two seconds later:
- I'LL FUCKING DRAG YOU TO THE WOODS AND GET YOU OVER WITH! NAO!

id do both of them :P

At 9/22/08 02:10 PM, Rucklo wrote: Second pic, two seconds later:
- I'LL FUCKING DRAG YOU TO THE WOODS AND GET YOU OVER WITH! NAO!

Snayk and I were trying to make that face for like 10 minutes last week, lol