Here's what would happen if Regal was magically brought into the present day...
Me: Hey, Regal! Welcome to the year 2006... on Earth, which you've probably never heard of, but whatever. It's dark in here... *turns on lamp*
Regal: *stares at lamp, horrified* What is this ominous light that threatens to engulf us??? *destroys lamp*
Me: ...dude, you owe me a new lamp.
Yeah, the light thing is one of the best quotes from the whole game... and Regal sucks.