Be a Supporter!

The Naked-o-matic

  • 1,360 Views
  • 45 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
No-one-inparticular
No-one-inparticular
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 16:19:21 Reply

My biggest concern is that the metal detectors at airports will be triggered by my buns of steel.

Faffington
Faffington
  • Member since: Apr. 4, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 16:52:58 Reply

At 8/24/06 04:01 AM, zendahl wrote: By giving up your right to privacy, you are demonstrating fear. So much fear that you are willing to let an overwight highscool dropout look at your mom naked! If their goal is to cause fear and panic, mission acomplished.

I prefer my right to live to my right to privacy. This is just a necessary precaution. It doesn't get in the way. And we don't have that much privacy anyway. As long as the American government and co. (sadly, the UK government too) keep meddling in the East we will be attacked. Yes, the chances of an attack on the plane you are on is small. But I would rather not have any attacks succeed that have some poor people die helplessly in an aeroplane because the bombs got through the light security.

Oh, and your point about blowing themselves up in the queue is stupid. A small bomb in the right place can take down a huge plane, probably killing everyone on board. This saves resources compared to having to have a huge bomb to take down an airport.

And a bombing would be pretty scary no matter where it took place.

Zunrek
Zunrek
  • Member since: Apr. 2, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 17:38:27 Reply

I know I'm late, but..

At 8/19/06 04:08 PM, Extremewookie wrote:
At 8/19/06 04:06 PM, Sinthe wrote:
I do think it is a gross (no puns, please) invasion of privacy. There are better, less invasive, ways of finding weapons.
Yes but this is the most efficient method.

http://www.theregist..22/ryanair_security/

I agree completely.

BeFell
BeFell
  • Member since: Oct. 31, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 17:58:45 Reply

You people are fucking morons. Your right to privacy isn't violated because you can CHOOSE not to go through the machine. There are many alternatives to air travel including but not limited to boats, trains and automobiles. So if you are to shy to dangle your goodies in front of one stranger behind a curtain then don't fly.

For those who bring up the pervert question, what if they had two machines at each airport, one for men and one for women, each operated by a member of each respective sex. If that still isn't good enough for you we could just call it the express lane and make all of the whiners get in a long line for less pervasive but more time intensive searches. Of course I know how we feel about compromises especially on this board so I expect my logical solution to fall on deaf ears.

I wonder if anybody has even bothered to read this far before hitting the reply button and throwing a little e-temper tantrum. Usually I find when I make posts like this though they are usually just ignored as if the readers say "what's this rationality bullshit, I'm right and that means all others are completely wrong not a little right and a little wrong that just doesn't make sense. I'm pretty sure I'm just talking to myself at this point, I'm gonna go eat some M&Ms. Did you know they have dark chocolate M&Ms now? They are damn tasty.


BBS Signature
MortifiedPenguins
MortifiedPenguins
  • Member since: Apr. 21, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 18:01:01 Reply

At 8/24/06 05:58 PM, BeFell wrote: You people are fucking morons.

Dude, Mormons don't swear.


Between the idea And the reality
Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow
An argument in Logic

BBS Signature
BeFell
BeFell
  • Member since: Oct. 31, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 18:06:18 Reply

At 8/24/06 06:01 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:
At 8/24/06 05:58 PM, BeFell wrote: You people are fucking morons.
Dude, Mormons don't swear.

>_>
<_<

I'll give you some M&Ms if you keep this quiet.


BBS Signature
MortifiedPenguins
MortifiedPenguins
  • Member since: Apr. 21, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 18:06:54 Reply

At 8/24/06 06:06 PM, BeFell wrote:
At 8/24/06 06:01 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:
At 8/24/06 05:58 PM, BeFell wrote: You people are fucking morons.
Dude, Mormons don't swear.
>_>
<_<

I'll give you some M&Ms if you keep this quiet.

Dark Chocallate, deal.


Between the idea And the reality
Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow
An argument in Logic

BBS Signature
The-Dran
The-Dran
  • Member since: Jun. 10, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 21:47:46 Reply

At 8/24/06 04:19 PM, SteelReserve wrote: My biggest concern is that the metal detectors at airports will be triggered by my buns of steel.

Well you can always just learn to create a plasma field and just ionize the particles so you cannot be detected by a metal detector.

We do have that technology being developed at ODU.

Nylo
Nylo
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2001
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Audiophile
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-24 22:01:58 Reply

Five bucks to the first guy that straps a four-foot long sausage to his leg and goes through the machine.


I must lollerskate on this matter.

JoS
JoS
  • Member since: Aug. 11, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-25 03:15:15 Reply

It allows screeneers to see through clothes but its not the image you are imagining it is or want to imagine. Its not like seeing them naked. I basically looks like an x-ray except with different colours and shit. Its not like youa re seeing them how they would look with no clothes on.


Bellum omnium contra omnes

BBS Signature
N-Antichrist
N-Antichrist
  • Member since: Sep. 8, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-25 09:33:39 Reply

I would prefer that everyone just stripped naked for the flight :P


I hardly ever come here anymore....

BBS Signature
MadSpit15
MadSpit15
  • Member since: May. 12, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-25 09:37:24 Reply

our goverment is pretty gay

Kyronite
Kyronite
  • Member since: Jul. 14, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-25 11:14:48 Reply

This could end up like stem cell research. Over time, they would make advancements that would gradually make it less immoral.

abacacus
abacacus
  • Member since: Jun. 20, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-25 12:25:57 Reply


We take chances in life all the time. Heck you could be blown to hell right now... but oh well... that's life.

exactly, if you dont want to take a chance then your just a little bitch who cant take and dosent deserve life.


But my point is that we don't need redundant security. You can't actually promise that with using any method other than mass killings of innocent people that will be able to secure anyone of anything.

another good point, but think, if mass killings went on then terrorists would be coming out the wazoo to kill all americans.


It is hysterical to think otherwise... the only reason why these dumbnutts are doing this is because it insures service and demand. People demand better security, because they are fucktardy whiney shitheads that are afraid of a little reincarnation or death. And then these greedy agencies supply these higher degrees of security at the expense of one's freedom and personal security.

true, freedom and security are comprimised, but alot of people would say that it would be worse without such a machine.


And then when you criticize such practices you are called a communist or a socialist and then comes the deteriation of your social standings... like you even had one to begin with... gahhh...

thats why I beat everyone thats ever called me commie or socialet into unconcisness, then kept going until i was sure the wouldent do it again, no exeption for those fuckheads whjo think there helping American's by calling shy people commies.


There is just so many fucked up people nowadays... well if a nuclear war would happen it would be a result of that, no matter how idiotic it sounds, because war is idiotic and so are the people that support and cause it.

why do you think you (as in america, i say you due to the fact i am canadien) are in Iraq, because be3cause the government knows less about running a fucking country then I do, there total zoned-out Crackheads who should have to answer for all the deaths of all the wars they took part in, not punishing bush is like sdaying people can legally kill, but not in the US.

zendahl
zendahl
  • Member since: Aug. 24, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-08-30 04:27:29 Reply

At 8/24/06 04:52 PM, Faffington wrote: I prefer my right to live to my right to privacy. This is just a necessary precaution. It doesn't get in the way. And we don't have that much privacy anyway. As long as the American government and co. (sadly, the UK government too) keep meddling in the East we will be attacked. Yes, the chances of an attack on the plane you are on is small. But I would rather not have any attacks succeed that have some poor people die helplessly in an aeroplane because the bombs got through the light security.
Oh, and your point about blowing themselves up in the queue is stupid. A small bomb in the right place can take down a huge plane, probably killing everyone on board. This saves resources compared to having to have a huge bomb to take down an airport.
And a bombing would be pretty scary no matter where it took place.

Ok, let me explain. I didn't mean one gigantic fucking bomb to blow the whole airport. I meant the same bomb that they were about to bring on the plane dtonated while in the line for the security check. They would kill the same number of people and would never even risk being found out. Plus they would destroy the very expensive see through your cloths machine. What stops that? This little machine that allows a real winner and pillar of the comunity look at tits all day long wouldn't do a damn thing to stop that. You can't make it safe. No mater how hard you try. The only thing you can do is trick everyone into feeling safe so that you can sell the expensive safty equipment. Meanwhile pedophiles have a new dream job. Working at the airport, checking to ensure that eight year old kids don't have any bombs in thier pockets. None of the precausions make you any safer, at all. Not even a little bit. They just show how afraid you are, desensitise us to a more rule crazy government, and let the terrorist (who don't give a damn about killing by the way) know that they are doing a good job.


You just lost THE GAME

Faffington
Faffington
  • Member since: Apr. 4, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to The Naked-o-matic 2006-09-02 14:58:44 Reply

At 8/30/06 04:27 AM, zendahl wrote:

This little machine that allows a real winner and pillar of the comunity look at tits all day long wouldn't do a damn thing to stop that. You can't make it safe. No mater how hard you try. The only thing you can do is trick everyone into feeling safe so that you can sell the expensive safty equipment. Meanwhile pedophiles have a new dream job. Working at the airport, checking to ensure that eight year old kids don't have any bombs in thier pockets. None of the precausions make you any safer, at all. Not even a little bit. They just show how afraid you are, desensitise us to a more rule crazy government, and let the terrorist (who don't give a damn about killing by the way) know that they are doing a good job.

And yet, at hospitals no-one cares about X-ray machines...
Are doctors and nurses paedophiles? No. X-ray machines show bones, and objects on the body in pockets. This machine would actually mean that you wouldn't get felt up by some security guard. Oh yes, so you don't want to check the little kids? Sooner or later some guy will realise that kids would get away with fewer security checks...see what would happen?

Oh, yes, terrorists don't give a damn about killing, how silly of me...they just want to "kill the infidels" without actually killing them. Yes, that works...