Can someone give me some advice?

[TehSlapHappy]

About how to get a girlfriend?

[MegalodonaldTrump]

I have to get me one first!

[Adam-Ant]

Why would you ask someone who goes here?

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/18/06 06:10 PM, __AdamAnt wrote: Why would you ask someone who goes here?

I'm that desperate. :(

[Durteh]

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

you rape them

[LordRobert]

At 8/18/06 06:12 PM, DurtyB wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

you rape them

Seconded.

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/18/06 06:15 PM, LOL_PORN wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:12 PM, DurtyB wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

you rape them

Seconded.

Tried.My nuts hurt like hell.

[SunChipsClock]

1. Be yourself.

[UltimateAxl]

At 8/18/06 06:12 PM, DurtyB wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

you rape them

You don't rape them, you show how much you love them, and give them some gifts, or something like that, and don't act stupid around them either, listen to me, I know these things , and if I forgot to say anything that is important about girls, then fill in for me. Remember you can tell me about anything you want about girls, and I will try to give you a answer. You may be wondering about my age I'm 13 you may be thinking I'm wrong, but I sure do know how to please a woman.

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

Walk up to a girl, moon her while giving her the middle finger.

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/18/06 06:17 PM, SunChipsClock wrote: 1. Be yourself.

Trust me.That's the last thing i wanna do.Maybe if i stop acting stupid,crazy,smart alieckly.

[Flameo-Ninja]

At 8/18/06 06:23 PM, Dude4001 wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:17 PM, SunChipsClock wrote: 1. Be yourself.

Trust me.That's the last thing i wanna do.Maybe if i stop acting stupid,crazy,smart alieckly.

In that case.

Suicide.

[Schizo-Sephy]

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

You have to actually hit on them.

[Reginis]

simple my freind very very simple first stage a freindship with the girl you like spend some time together go to a "just freinds movie" then (and this is gonna seem a long time well for me I don't need this long but for a begginer......) after about a month or so take things up a notch ask her for dinner she might say yes or not depends,if she says yes good then after the dinner ask the GF question it worked for me and it can work for you!

[Trunks]

To get a girlriend? Don't tell her you asked us for help.

Wait till school starts... if it has already, choose one you like and go with it. Bump into her friend, and slowly work your way towards her, and once you know her pretty well (pretty, like for a couple days) ask her out. Out as in to the movies or something and say that you'll get the details later if she asks.

I'm clueless, I know >:)

[Durteh]

ok heres how it goes:

you:*stares in her eyes and say her name all romantic like

her: "yes?"

you: "i love you" *romantic music comes out of no where*
*and start making out with her even if she doesnt like it, and just keep doing it until she gives in, or a restraining order*

[ScaredOfTrees]

Talk to her. I know desperate guys don't even talk tot hem.

[1337brandcrackers]

Be calm and cool. simple

[The-Chaos-Creator]

Walk straight up to her and say. "Up for a movie?" Half the time they'll say yes if your same popularity as her.

[TheSovereign]

You get the Newgrounds answer. Find a girl, rip her pantys off and bang her. She'll be all over you!

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/18/06 06:25 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:23 PM, Dude4001 wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:17 PM, SunChipsClock wrote: 1. Be yourself.

Trust me.That's the last thing i wanna do.Maybe if i stop acting stupid,crazy,smart alieckly.

In that case.

Suicide.

Come on.I'm being serious.I don't want be a 40 year-old virgin.

[Cybex]

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

If you ever find that you're actually asking a geeky forum that question, your case is hopeless.

[Durteh]

At 8/18/06 06:43 PM, Cybex wrote:

At 8/18/06 06:09 PM, Dude4001 wrote: About how to get a girlfriend?

If you ever find that you're actually asking a geeky forum that question, your case is hopeless.

lmao no shit

[Jack-knife]

go toalk to her and dont fuck up dont say somthing stupid and dsont babble on let the girl talk aswell

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/18/06 07:07 PM, Jack-knife wrote: go toalk to her and dont fuck up dont say somthing stupid and dsont babble on let the girl talk aswell

When you spell that right i'll answer.

[cr-krinkles]

Hmmm....it's simple really.

1.Visit some new, or familar places that interest you and socialize...even if online, heh...
2. Be honest with yourself and the targeted interest.
3. Be charming and polite.
4. Be funny and put your sense of humor to work....unless you're serious I suppose.
5. Repeat if desired....until you catch one.

(I love a person with a good sense of humor, so I had to add #4 in. ^^)

[TehSlapHappy]

Here's another queston.

The girl i like is goth(or i think she wear black shirts with the band HIM on it.)

Should i let her go,or try to convence her to get out of that.(She wasn't like that last school year.)

[MaidenHead]

Just be yourself, and don't act creepy. Try being a nice person, if not to get a girlfriend then for the sake of it. A girl will show up when you least expect it.

[BobbyJenkins]

Blow in her ear, works everytime.

[GoddessOfDanger]

Most of these suggestions make me laugh.