At 8/18/06 01:09 PM, Skunk-Trunk wrote:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
That'd be me.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Sometimes.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
No, I look faggy in makeup/
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Ankhs have zilch to do with Satan, I do own a blackened crucifix and often wear it inverted.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
I've been meaning to get my lip and nose pierced for years, but I chicken out each time I go to get it done. As for tattoos, once I'm drunk enough to settle on one or two designs, I'll get one.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
The Church fails for taking Marilyn Manson seriously, come to think of it, Marilyn Manson fails for taking Marilyn Manson seriously.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Gays, headbangers, Satanists. You name 'em, I know 'em.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Never liked sports, church or the Bible.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
If making bad jokes about murders and joking shouting "HAIL SATAN!" at random people count, then yes.
-Takes drugs.
Ganja r t3h g00z...
-Drinks alcohol.
Alcohol is for wounds, all the cools kids drink liquor.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Manic depressive tendencies....so yes.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
I help others partake in senseless acts of self-mutilation, does that count?
-Complains of boredom.
Who the fuck doesn't?!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Varies by day of the week/season.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
6 A.M. is the perfect bedtime...
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I have pale skin that easily burns and sensitive eyes, deal with it.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Define "unusual", please.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Only Tuesday to Thursday.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Yes, but not to speak to "evil spirits", just to sleep/fap.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
I think I'm mature enough to be, thank you very much.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Teachers and priests are usually assholes...
-Misbehaves at school.
I'd only ever been to the office once in my life, no detentions and nary a suspension.
-Misbehaves at home.
No comment.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Chocula is for children, I'm more of a Special K guy.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
I don't want any blood-borne diseases, and I hate the taste of blood, so no.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
999 channel satellite filled with pr0n r pwn.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
Violent games, RPGs and violent RPGs rule!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Three to six hours a day.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Headbanging is fun.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
That what music is for, damn it! To dance in a vulgar manner to!
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Any male with testicles hopefully does.
-Masturbates
I r fapsterbating roight n0wz, lol!
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
What's wrong with ga....wait, it's St Mary's Church talking, they hate everything and everyone I love. Almost forgot.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
There is nothing dangerous about Buddhism, Satanism's also fine in my books.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Only posers and ironic goths who are too cool to speak to anyone wear those.
-Claims to be a goth.
Why would I bother?
Well, I'm evidently a goth, woe is me.