My 15-year-old cousin is a stripper

[Backseat-Mod]

She's fucking ridiculous. She started talking to me on MSN one day, boasting about how she got this job at the local "Beef Baron". I asked her if she knew this was a strip club, and she told me she did.

This is clearly illegal, but she claims she has a fake ID. (Don't ask.) The funny thing is she looks even younger than 15.

She lived with us for a while until she pissed me off and I threw some paper-weights at her.. that pissed her off and she got kicked out.

She tells me she is starting at 9 on weekends, and has shows every hour. Ugh.

I'll see you guys at the 10 o'clock show

[Acetheace]

What a whore. I hope she gets AIDS.

[bucher]

At 8/18/06 02:40 AM, -Flynt- wrote:

I'll see you guys at the 10 o'clock show

i'll be there.

[8-Ba11]

Shes gonna be attraccting alot of pedos

[Shaun]

this thread is useless without pics.

[Flameo-Ninja]

Addreas please.

[sonicmega]

At 8/18/06 02:41 AM, madknt wrote: this thread is useless without pics.

as is about 80% of the threads created around this time

[HappilyNeverAfter]

At 8/18/06 02:41 AM, madknt wrote: this thread is useless without pics.

LMFAOOOO AHAHAH xD soo true..

[Unopened-Wound]

At 8/18/06 02:41 AM, madknt wrote: this thread is useless without pics.

Mental masturbation....?

Send her my love. *hugs and kisses*

[Bendajamin]

rape her and make her cooch all bloody and torn up to turn her off sex22 for like a bajil1on y4a12s.

Either that or confront her and tell her it's clearly illegal, and a sad way to start her adult life.

Im4 g0 vv1t num8012 On3

[HappilyNeverAfter]

lmfaooo ahahah ur cousins a stripper AHAHAHA and shes 15

p.s: that strip club shood be reported coz that shits illegal (even tho her ID's fake lmao)

[Yokumashu]

So where's the club?

[20BitchSlaps]

Ale and Whores for everyone! Huzzah!

[Backseat-Mod]

At 8/18/06 02:46 AM, Yokumashu wrote: So where's the club?

Ontario

[TommyGun]

i smell incest

[NudistBuddhist]

At 8/18/06 02:59 AM, -Flynt- wrote:

At 8/18/06 02:46 AM, Yokumashu wrote: So where's the club?

Ontario

Where in?

[Be-Easy]

IM IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER

[Senri]

and your just gonna let your cousain become a stripper!? look shes doing something that could ruin her life. think about what couod happen in her future! drugs,diseases, or even jail! do something

[Ryan]

Erect happiness.

[Sp00kyy]

I'll see you all there at nine then;)

[Rooster]

Dammit... We need pic's!

[positively-negative]

Hey at least your family is not a group of conservative voting farmers like mine. At least my parents did get away from it though.

[Duh-Boss]

you ought to make there be some kind of an "accident" so that she looks unsexy, or whatever the strip club see's in her that made them decide to hire her.

[Kev-o]

At 8/18/06 03:17 AM, positively_negative wrote: Hey at least your family is not a group of conservative voting farmers like mine. At least my parents did get away from it though.

A large portion of farmers are liberal, becuase of big bussiness.

[BigBlueBalls]

That's Ontario for ya...

I actually know two women in Ontario who became strippers that I knew in high school.

[positively-negative]

At 8/18/06 03:19 AM, Kev-o wrote:

At 8/18/06 03:17 AM, positively_negative wrote: Hey at least your family is not a group of conservative voting farmers like mine. At least my parents did get away from it though.

A large portion of farmers are liberal, becuase of big bussiness.

Not where I live. The farmers are anything but liberal.

[HerculesXIX]

I want to see!

[PERVOK]

At 8/18/06 02:59 AM, -Flynt- wrote:

At 8/18/06 02:46 AM, Yokumashu wrote: So where's the club?

Ontario

To Ontario I fly!

*whoosh*

[Torkelson]

yea underage strippers... see Americas not all that bad.

Just look at Onterio! You'll see naked 15 year olds!

this is TERRIBAL!

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

i smell some BS... even a basic background check or refrence check would kill this story.