Friend Is Going To Grow A Black Eye

[da-pope]

First the fag grew a pussy, now he's going to grow a fucking black eye!

So I'm going to Poland on Monday and in light of this me and a few friends (including the one mentioned in the above thread) decided to throw a little get together. Well believe it or not the fucker is going to ditch us to go see a movie he's already seen with his girlfriend. Even though he knew about this for quite some time now.

But thats not the kicker. The kicker is that after he ditched us and a few of us made fun of him for it he went and told my fucking parents! He told 'em about the party, he told them about previous party's, he even showed them my Booze stash! luckily my parents don't give a fuck about me drinking but still... I'm going to fucking knock this fag out tommorow right infront his dumb bitch.

[Sanka]

Wow, this guy seems like a fucking cunt.

[Flameo-Ninja]

Is she shit hot?

If so bang her

If not so, beat him to death with an iron rod.

[X-Naut]

You still have the nerve to call this guy your friend?

[Yokumashu]

rape his girlfriend, it's the only thing you can do.

[CleverNickname]

Why do you still refer to him as a friend?

[da-pope]

At 8/18/06 01:55 AM, Feedback- wrote: You still have the nerve to call this guy your friend?

Cause he wasn't like this 'till his bitch came along.
And I know that after his bitch leaves him he won't be either.

A good black eye and scar or two will fucking remind him to keep his shit together.

[Jack-knife]

have fun and i would do the same

[JackPhantasm]

Why were you ever friends with him?

[DJWhiteRice]

This happened to a friend of mine...he'll snap out of it eventually, but the more you pester him, the closer he and his girlfriend are going to get. It's the Romeo-And-Juliet Tragic Love Complex.

Try ignoring him. Once he figures out that he doesn't have any friends left, he'll realize that this girl is a leech and he'll ditch her like moldy bread on garbage day.

[DaRk]

Kick his ass and then take his girl, that'd be great!

[da-pope]

At 8/18/06 01:58 AM, DaRkZiEz wrote: Kick his ass and then take his girl, that'd be great!

His girl is a dumb emo/indie bitch.

[cluckmoo]

quit acting tough, douch, and your friend is a lil fag

[milktoast]

kill the fag. i am virtually right behind you.

[SuperMegaDaveMan]

If somebody dobbed me in after i bagged them out or bashed them i would do it again just harder! Beat the shit out of him!!!

[Torkelson]

Have somebody get a viedo... i wish to laugh at some guy i don't knows pain.

[Biscuit-head]

I've got 20 on da_pope.
Kick his ass, because thats my babies milk money.

[Frost]

Challenge him to mortal kombat. If his girlfriends interferes, that's 1 free fatality for you, and thats all you need.

Of course, though, you get to choose who to use it on.

Remember, your fatality is a quick, fast uppercut to the nose using the heel of your palm.

That'll show the bitch, that is, if hes still alive after having the cartilige in his nose go through his brain.

[Makaveli]

At 8/18/06 01:53 AM, da_pope wrote:

:I'm going to fucking knock this fag out tommorow right infront his dumb bitch.

Awesome, it would be awesome if you could get pics also! Just make sure he dosen't beat you up.

[GallowsPole]

At 8/18/06 01:55 AM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: Is she shit hot?

If so bang her

If not so, beat him to death with an iron rod.

I would have to agree. Except replace iron rod with soldering iron.

[CaptainPeepers]

I don't handle betrayal well. Violently unwell.

[mErty]

Im surpirsed you even told you buddy or sohuld I say ex-buddy about the party and shit like there was no point you should have known that he would ditch ya for his girlfriend, like you said in your previous post he spends every fucking minute with her.

[da-pope]

At 8/18/06 02:21 AM, mErty wrote: Im surpirsed you even told you buddy or sohuld I say ex-buddy about the party and shit like there was no point you should have known that he would ditch ya for his girlfriend, like you said in your previous post he spends every fucking minute with her.

It was actually his idea!

[AdamRice]

That't not cool. Award your friend +10 cunt points.

[The-answer-AI]

You wont punch you're friend in the face. Much less knock him out.

I garauntee that

[Bendajamin]

You're only realizing you should beat his ass at this point? From your previous thread, I would've taken him aside and talked to him 1 v 1, and if it got to violence, then so be it.

[Musk]

So you're gonna slug him, eh?
Well ok, but don't uppercut his nose, you might kill him.

[MattTheParanoidKat]

Good. Anyone who likes Hedley needs to get fucking beat. Also, take a nice piss on him, and kick him twice in the balls for good measure. Then, take his girl, grab her hair and cum in her face, throw her down on the ground. That's what i'd do.

[SeraphHell]

Kick him in the nuts once for me :D

[Sp00kyy]

Pimp the girlfriend, and make him watch while he uses his tears a lube to whack off to it!