The Cheated

[CUBErt]

This is another one-person-dialogue story.

Hi, I'm back.
Yeah, I'm glad to be back.
What's this? Oh, you mean this, yeah... it's a gun.
For you.
No, haha, I dind't but gun for you. I bought a gun to use on you.
Kidding? No.
Why? WHY!? You fucking bitch!
I AM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING!

Ok...ok... before I do anything, let's talk.
Well, about the situation we fin... ha, well, you find yourself in.
I'll start. How long have we been married?
Yeah, that's right. 6 months.
And how long did we go out together before we married?
Yes, 2 years. Long time isn't it?
I guess a person could get bored during that long a time, huh? But not you, of course. You're loyal.
You what?
Regret?
You regret sleeping with Alex?
You fucking liar!
If you would regret doing it, you wouldn't have done it during 1 AND A HALF YEAR!
Stop saying you regret it. You don't. Heh, you will though.

*BANG*

Oof. That had to hurt. Right in the knee. Ouch.
But I'm still not sure if you regret it.
Are you crying? Why?
Oh, because I shot you...boo fucking hoo.
It's not like I ripped your heart out and spit on it.
Let me tell you. THAT hurts. Alot.

*BANG*

Oh, man.
My trigger-finger slipped and I shot you in the other knee!
How clumsy of me.
Did it hurt?
Yeah, I'll bet it did.
Tell you what, I'll give you five minutes.
We are about 100 feet, counting the hallways and turns you would have to make, from the front door.
If you can make it to the front door, I'll call an ambulance for you and I'll turn myself in, good?
Ok, go.
Wow, you're really bleeding alot. That has got to make thing difficult.
Come on! Use your arms!
You're weak.

*BANG*

Oops, there goes you right, dominant, arm.
Sorry about that.

Ok, look.
It's been three minutes and you covered a total distance of about 4 feet.
It's safe to say, you aren't going to make it.
You want me to shoot you and get it over with?
Ok, but I'm probably not going to be able to get away with this so...

*BANG*

The man lied down, on his back, opposite to the woman. He rested his head against hers and fired into his head, from under his chin.
The bullet pierced his skin and went throug to his brain, killing him instantly.
It proceeded through his cranium and through the woman's.
Death bestowed them both.

[LordRobert]

Win.

[Sanka]

At 8/17/06 07:29 PM, CUBErt wrote: You regret sleeping with Alex?

Who could regret that?

[Joshbad]

lol awesome

[CUBErt]

At 8/17/06 07:33 PM, -Alex- wrote:

At 8/17/06 07:29 PM, CUBErt wrote: You regret sleeping with Alex?

Who could regret that?

I have to admit, I have fantasised about Alex many times.

[API]

lol cool

[cherries]

At 8/17/06 08:22 PM, CUBErt wrote: I have to admit, I have fantasised about Alex many times.

so have I ;)

[Zero-X]

Pretty weird, but original. Next time do a happeir story. LIke someone talking someone else out of suicide.

[CUBErt]

At 8/17/06 08:28 PM, Zero_X700 wrote: Pretty weird, but original. Next time do a happeir story. LIke someone talking someone else out of suicide.

Meh.

I prefer either tradgedies or comedies. Like my "Old Sandwich, Funny Hat!" story.