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Anyone of middle eastern orgin and anyone with a islamic background cannot board a plane, train, bus, or any other non-pivate transportation! If we did this there wouldn't any bullshit security measures. You cant even take a fucking drink on a plane anymore! Sorry sir, you cannot bring a bottle of coke on board because you could bomb the plane even though your clearly white and have no islamic background!


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Yea, that’s so smart, especially since America gets its oil from Middle Eastern and Muslim countries! OMFG! kthxsbi.

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Luckily most people aren't as ignorant as you are. Other than the obvious racial problems this would cause since most Muslims are not terrorists nor do they support the terrorists, the actual terrorists could easily just recruit white people or black people or hispanics or anyone else for that matter that doesn't really like the US. There are plenty of them.

As far as not being able to carry a drink on board, who the fuck cares. Most airlines serve drinks in the air.


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Damn Sovereign, I really hope you're joking. This is a worthless and ignorant thread about a topic that has already been covered IN OTHER THREADS! So don't waste space with your lame opinions by starting a new topic.


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Ahh... don't worry I'm joking!


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Ann Coulter wants to suck your dick.

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It doesn't even matter. No one has hijacked an airplane since 9/11.

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Doesn't this break those nastly little things called racial equality.

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Wasnt the shoe bomber a white dude, and soem of the terrorists in Britian too?

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At 8/17/06 11:19 PM, JoS wrote: ...and soem of the terrorists in Britian too?

I'm american so I don't know for sure, but I think those guys had Islamic backgrounds.


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Yes, it appears that a good percentage of terrorists are drawn from the home country, and not necessarily from overseas. Sleeper cells, is the word you'd be looking for.

People have become stereotypically induced to believe that terrorists are - suicide bombers, from the middle east, bent on using explosives strapped to themselves, or using vehicles as a kamakaze means.

Terrorists include those not brainwashed into Wahhabism (which is the extreme interpretation of Islam, of which about 10% of the muslim population follows) - a clear and even local example (for you americans) is the Oklahoma bombing of 1995.

Those gentlemen were indeed terrorists, but they have no links to Islam, or Wahhabism, or any of that stuff.

"It is the deadliest domestic terrorist attack in the history of the United States and was the deadliest act of terrorism within U.S. borders until September 11, 2001. "

He sure looks Middle Eastern to me.

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This guy looks pretty Middle eastern to me.

Honestly how do you tell by looking at a white convert if they have a Islamic background? Does everyone get a card on which they tick off their religion and those who tick off Islam get arrested?

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Uh I have a better idea, give the pilot a gun, see it costs less, less people are affended, and everyone's safer (BTW for those of you who will scream about how unsafe that could be, keep in mind that the only person who had a gun, would be the one flying the plane, if you can't trust him you're doomed)

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At 8/18/06 03:04 PM, Davious wrote: Uh I have a better idea, give the pilot a gun, see it costs less, less people are affended, and everyone's safer (BTW for those of you who will scream about how unsafe that could be, keep in mind that the only person who had a gun, would be the one flying the plane, if you can't trust him you're doomed)

Damn right that would be better! A terrrorist comes in with a plastic knife. Who wins a glock or plastic knife?


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Depends on who is faster.

If your a drugged up idiot with no weapons training with the glock, versus an alert and trained SAS soldier with the plastic knife, the SAS guy would win 9 times out of 10 for sure.


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At 8/18/06 05:35 PM, sdhonda wrote:
If your a drugged up idiot with no weapons training with the glock, versus an alert and trained SAS soldier with the plastic knife, the SAS guy would win 9 times out of 10 for sure.

Yes because suicidal terrorists are obviously train just as good as the SAS. I mean why wouldn't a terrorist organization through someone with years of training and hardwork in a suicide mission, which anyone could do.

And you can train a pilot in the use of the gun.

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I think we should apprehend terrorists and remove their penises. Not painfully. It will be done in a medical setting with pain medications etc. Then we will set them free, with a tracking device that notifies the US if they are trying to purchase blacklist items or enter the US. Terrorists everywhere will want to keep their penises, and begin to think hard before terrorizing. You know, an ounce of prevention etc.


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Yes because suicidal terrorists are obviously train just as good as the SAS. I mean why wouldn't a terrorist organization through someone with years of training and hardwork in a suicide mission, which anyone could do.

And you can train a pilot in the use of the gun.

Sorry, I thought you meant just any situation with a person with a gun and a person with a plastic knife.

Anywho, you can't fire a gun off in a plane. You have to use hand to hand combat and knives and such. Or snakes, your pick.

FYI, the 9/11 guys used box cutter knives, which are actually quite deadly.


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What a fucking great idea….who cares if the pilot actually wants the use of a gun….and lets forget for a moment the little thing called EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION.

Giving a pilot a gun is a great idea.

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didn't i say this like two days ago? I had graphics though


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Wow there are over 1 billion islamic and muslim ppl in the world and .000000001% of them have any thought of blowing somthing up thats one in every 100,000,000. Compared to the fact that 1 out of every 100,000 white ppl kill someone in their lifetime we are the ones that shouldnt be alowed on planes not them.


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At 8/18/06 08:26 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: What a fucking great idea….who cares if the pilot actually wants the use of a gun….and lets forget for a moment the little thing called EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION.

Giving a pilot a gun is a great idea.

Taser gun.

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At 8/18/06 04:28 PM, The Soverign wrote
:At 8/18/06 03:04 PM, Davious wrote:
:: Uh I have a better idea, give the pilot a gun, see it costs less, less people are affended, and everyone's safer (BTW for those of you who will scream about how unsafe that could be, keep in mind that the only person who had a gun, would be the one flying the plane, if you can't trust him you're doomed)

Damn right that would be better! A terrrorist comes in with a plastic knife. Who wins a glock or plastic knife?

At 8/18/06 08:51 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:
At 8/18/06 08:26 PM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: What a fucking great idea….who cares if the pilot actually wants the use of a gun….and lets forget for a moment the little thing called EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION.

Giving a pilot a gun is a great idea.
Taser gun.

Hey people, has anyone ever heard of a material called Black Carbon??? Its - as the name inplies - a carbon based material. NOT A METAL!!! therefore it cannot be picked up by metal detectors. And Guess Wut???

THEY MAKE KNIVES OUTTA THIS SHIT PEOPLE!!!
And (I'm probly fuckng us as i type this by posting it on the internet) IT'S PROPBOBALY POSSIBLE TO MAKE GUNS AND BULLETS OUT OF IT!!!

bish bam boom fucking swell, we're too lazy & inpatient to search peoples luggage and carry - ons and they might be carrying fucking weapons that we don't know about.


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At 8/18/06 05:35 PM, sdhonda wrote: Depends on who is faster.

If your a drugged up idiot with no weapons training with the glock, versus an alert and trained SAS soldier with the plastic knife, the SAS guy would win 9 times out of 10 for sure.

If you're a drugged up idiot with no training, then why are you flying a plane???

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How about just forceing everyone on an airplane to be naked? i doubt many people would be able to hide weapons then...

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At 8/20/06 08:46 AM, Dark_Raven01 wrote: How about just forceing everyone on an airplane to be naked? i doubt many people would be able to hide weapons then...

Ya, what a great idea? Who gives a fuck about privacy, and I’d sure as hell love to see parents naked!

I hope your joking because that is simply the dumbest idea ever to hit someone’s brain. >:(

Wait… Unless you put hot girls in the plane, then I don’t have any problem. :)

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I was jokeing, nah if you could give people a redressing room in the airport where they would be forced to wear a different set of clothes then they'd be in trouble, no place to hide neither bombs or skittles.

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Why not strip search in a private room?

Women searching women.

Men sadly searching men.

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At 8/18/06 07:22 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I think we should apprehend terrorists and remove their penises. Not painfully. It will be done in a medical setting with pain medications etc. Then we will set them free, with a tracking device that notifies the US if they are trying to purchase blacklist items or enter the US. Terrorists everywhere will want to keep their penises, and begin to think hard before terrorizing. You know, an ounce of prevention etc.

You are a perverted retard. Is cutting off penises some kind of weird fantasy of yours? Get a life.

As you are reading this, you are unaware that World War III has just broken out, and humanity will be extinct in a matter of hours. Have a nice day.
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a lil exteme but
put everyone to sleep -apart from crew-
they get on
gas comes down
nice relaxibg sleep
no problems

orrr!!!

weed.
everyone gets high
no1 wants to blow up when there high
people will jsut be hugging
and getting hungry ^_^


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