Private Eye Film Noir names

[TrunkMarshmallow]

I'm making a film with my friends, which should be a cliche'd (very cliche'd) Film Noir, with a anti-hero private eye.

But we need a name. So I turn to you, people of newgrounds.

It must be very, VERY cliche'd. Like "Tracer Bullet", but I can't use Tracer Bullet.

[Flameo-Ninja]

Bullet Tracer

[bigexplosions]

Dead Men Tell Pretty Fucked Up Tales.

[TrunkMarshmallow]

Let me rephrase.

I need a name for the ANTI-HERO.

BUT I just might use that as a movie title.

[Musk]

Well what's the detective's name n'
does he have a sort of handicap or special skill like
being sneaky?

[bigexplosions]

The Investigator.

Man Stalker.

The Walking Eye.

[TrunkMarshmallow]

At 8/17/06 12:11 AM, Crosses wrote: Well what's the detective's name n'
does he have a sort of handicap or special skill like
being sneaky?

He's a typical cliche Private Eye (P.I.) and I want YOU to come up with the name.

[Flameo-Ninja]

Ben Dover
Hugh E. Rection
Maya P. Stings (If a girl)

Jarrod Cotcha

Or Ji Cotcha or something like that.

[bigexplosions]

"Mystery Cracker."

"Bullet Catcher."

"Hey look a penny!"

And that's all I can think of.

[TrunkMarshmallow]

Names. For the Private Eye himself. Hello?

Ben Dover sounds good.

But Film Noir porno flicks doesn't sound like a good premise

[bigexplosions]

At 8/17/06 12:16 AM, TrunkMarshmallow wrote: Names. For the Private Eye himself. Hello?

Yeah, that's his name.

Or maybe...

Bob Berdinskee

John H.

Robert Jones

I still like "Hey look a penny!", though. :(

[Musk]

How about you call him Detective Stone and call the movie "Stone Cold"

[JackRabbitStudios]

How about:

Sledge. Hammer

Sharp. Edge

Pierce. Wound

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

Anti Hero Private eye, Perhaps?

[tigerkitty]

Vincent Black... it's all I got

[JackRabbitStudios]

Oh, I forgot this one:

Neil. Lowe

Kind of like to kneel low.