So I got stabbed.

[Captain-M]

Here's how the whole ordeal went down. I was at the mall, and the gaming store and me and this guy get into an argument about Magic Cards. Yeah, I know. Anyway, I was saying that my deck would pwn his, we did 3 games in a row and I dominated them all. So he gets pissed because I'm saying "mean" things about him, mostly to his face, also because this kid plays alot of DDR and isn't good. At all. So he starts throwing punches at me at one point, and I grab one of his arms and put him in a headlock and tell him to stop being an idiot before I'm forced to kick him out. (I work at this store, but I'm not completely an employee so I don't really have the power to kick him out.)

So later I was sitting on the couch talking with my frineds and this kid walks by and smacks me in the back of the head, and the owner Ben see's this and kicks him out. Well the rest of the two or three hours in there are normal.

Later while I'm walking to my bike this kid is standing there waiting for me. I say "What do you want?" and he says "You dead." as he lunges at me with a 4 or 5 inch switchblade that hits me and fines a nice resting place somewhere in my abdomen.

So I'm really pissed off at that moment, and I tackle him THROUGH a glass storefront, shattering the glass. I start to pund him and 15-20 grown men that, prior to the breaking glass, were enjoying their dinner with their families in a nice resturant try to break us up.

By the time they finally get me off the little cunt, he's got a broken nose, a shattered eye socket and a broken collar bone.

The knife hit me at the level of my middle abs, except about 4 inches to the right of my abs.

I'm working on pics, but I don't think I have a digital cam available right now.

[TehreTard]

You should really go to the hospital to get that stab wound checked out. It can get infected you know. The stupid thing in your story is that you got stabbed because of some stupid card game.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Ouch.. do you think he'll sue?

[EtchASketchClock]

Then you woke up and had a drink.

[Edd360]

All over some magic cards, kids these days.

[HerculesXIX]

Wow, Nerd fight

[vWits]

I don't believe one word you just said.

[Cremefresh]

Stabbed over Magic Cards...LAWL! Glad you're ok though. Will you be pressing charges?

Mon Capitan <3

[Flameo-Ninja]

Pretty intense yo.
Pix plz

[A-Knight-of-NEEEE]

Lol yeah
I mean god guys cant take getting beat so he sends his man bitche after you
unlucky dude
lol you get that sorta thing on Xbox Live verbally I mean shit
there all just games live with the pwnage
lol I do :P

[ButtFuckingChrist]

Ach.
Sorry, what did you say? Bullshit was in my eyes.

[Captain-M]

At 8/16/06 04:43 PM, __CapnCrunch__ wrote: Ouch.. do you think he'll sue?

Well, if he does I'll counter sue since assault with a deadly weapon is worse than the assault that I did, I don't know which degree that would be though.

And Creme, no pressing charges for me, he could just as easily press counter charges.

[JimmyDodger]

You certainly are full of yourself, are you not?

[CrimsonBlade]

At 8/16/06 04:43 PM, __CapnCrunch__ wrote: Ouch.. do you think he'll sue?

He can't sue someone that he stabbed for beating the shit out of him.

[A-Knight-of-NEEEE]

Lol Im starting to think your story
is a bit false tho
I mean no pics ohh how unlucky if you get pics
on ill take it back
but it seems a bit too stupid
even for El Americana's kiddy noobs

[Schizo-Sephy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!111 You got stabbed.

[WillPostForFood]

Ill believe it when i see the pics.

[Killer-Ninja-Bunny]

At 8/16/06 04:47 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: Pretty intense yo.
Pix plz

i had something like that happen today. its the first day of school, and the new 5th graders think they own the front seats. well, is sat down, and this kid who just got on (5th grader) tells me to get out of my seat. i say no. he tries to fight me so i just pushed him into an empty seat and said "now shut the f*ck up" and he tried to punch me, and did. the bus driver pulls over and makes the kid get out and walk to school. that kid now rides a different bus

[Shady623]

At 8/16/06 04:56 PM, Ebaumisafuck wrote:

At 8/16/06 04:47 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: Pretty intense yo.
Pix plz

i had something like that happen today. its the first day of school, and the new 5th graders think they own the front seats. well, is sat down, and this kid who just got on (5th grader)

ur 18 and in fifth grade?

[Captain-M]

At 8/16/06 05:03 PM, Shady236 wrote: ur 18 and in fifth grade?

That's exactly what I thought.

[Silent-G]

At 8/16/06 05:08 PM, Captain-M wrote:

At 8/16/06 05:03 PM, Shady236 wrote: ur 18 and in fifth grade?

That's exactly what I thought.

and his display name is totally homosexual.

[DeathGawd]

I belive it..
But I thinkI would more with pics

[g-h]

Pics plz

[Novelty]

Lol. You fuckin pussy, you have to make up storys to seem cool.
Please, make insightful, entertaining posts, not bullshit story that only retards beleive.
You dont wana be friends with retards do you?

[Athlas]

I once got stabbed pretty deep in my left arm. It hurt and bled like hell, but I can imagine your rage, thus being able to ignore the pain. Cool points to you for the story. Even more cool points if it's true.

[Killer-Ninja-Bunny]

At 8/16/06 05:03 PM, Shady236 wrote:

At 8/16/06 04:56 PM, Ebaumisafuck wrote:

At 8/16/06 04:47 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: Pretty intense yo.
Pix plz

i had something like that happen today. its the first day of school, and the new 5th graders think they own the front seats. well, is sat down, and this kid who just got on (5th grader)

ur 18 and in fifth grade?

no, im in high school, they put 5th grade to high school in the same buses,

[Frenzy]

Are you serious? o.O

[Killer-Ninja-Bunny]

At 8/18/06 05:57 PM, -Frenzy- wrote: Are you serious? o.O

no, im a monkey who lives in the buses gas tank. what the hell do you think? of course im serious, get your fuckin head on.

[Vanyel]

At 8/16/06 04:49 PM, Zero_ wrote: Ach.
Sorry, what did you say? Bullshit was in my eyes.

how does that affect your hearing

[DeviousJordz]

At 8/19/06 08:40 AM, Vanyel wrote:

At 8/16/06 04:49 PM, Zero_ wrote: Ach.
Sorry, what did you say? Bullshit was in my eyes.

how does that affect your hearing

he was reading the post, not listening to it.