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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:15:03 Reply

Bass solo=automatic win.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:25:44 Reply

At 1/10/07 07:15 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Bass solo=automatic win.

With cock? That would make it epic.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:26:38 Reply

At 1/10/07 07:25 PM, Twone wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:15 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Bass solo=automatic win.
With cock? That would make it epic.

And if it bleeds, br00tal.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:41:57 Reply

At 1/10/07 07:26 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:25 PM, Twone wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:15 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Bass solo=automatic win.
With cock? That would make it epic.
And if it bleeds, br00tal.

And if you're wearing a leather thong too, epic!

Manowar approve!

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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:44:11 Reply

At 1/10/07 07:41 PM, Nev wrote:
And if you're wearing a leather thong too, epic!

It's gotta be bare. No clothing support.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:47:01 Reply

At 1/10/07 07:44 PM, Twone wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:41 PM, Nev wrote:
And if you're wearing a leather thong too, epic!
It's gotta be bare. No clothing support.

Crotchless?


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-10 19:59:32 Reply

At 1/10/07 07:47 PM, Nev wrote:
Crotchless?

Crotchless is fine.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-11 21:51:51 Reply

rofl, br00tal bass solo in a crotchless thong. Sounds like the name of an album ahah. any hoo, im thinking onstead of enter sand man that i'll do sad but true i can already play the bulk of it, minus the solos and the filelrs really. i ll talk it over with the crew.

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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-12 16:35:02 Reply

Guitar solo competition was called off. Thank god.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-12 20:17:09 Reply

At 1/12/07 04:35 PM, Twone wrote: Guitar solo competition was called off. Thank god.

Damn. No crotchless br00tal guitar solo.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-12 20:26:33 Reply

At 1/12/07 08:17 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Damn. No crotchless br00tal guitar solo.

I'LL DO IT ANYWAY.

I'll probably get suspended for public nudity, so it's not gonna happen.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-12 20:27:53 Reply

Fine, use a codpiece.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-12 20:33:12 Reply

At 1/12/07 08:27 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Fine, use a codpiece.

I don't know what that is, and I'm not using google images to find out.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-12 20:36:04 Reply

At 1/12/07 08:33 PM, Twone wrote:
At 1/12/07 08:27 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Fine, use a codpiece.
I don't know what that is, and I'm not using Google images to find out.

A codpiece is a giant cup that goes over your crotch. Used in Medieval for lack of underwear.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 15:00:58 Reply

pshh, i cant believe you didn't know what a cod piece was, anybody who's anybody knows what a codpiece is..gosh.

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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 15:26:49 Reply

At 1/13/07 03:00 PM, theoncefutureking wrote: pshh, i cant believe you didn't know what a cod piece was, anybody who's anybody knows what a codpiece is..gosh.

Did you? Come on, tell the truth.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 16:39:02 Reply

At 1/13/07 03:26 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Did you? Come on, tell the truth.

I did :).


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 16:47:47 Reply

At 1/13/07 04:39 PM, Nev wrote:
At 1/13/07 03:26 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Did you? Come on, tell the truth.
I did :).

Weally? Me neva 'eard of joo trufing.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 16:56:20 Reply

At 1/13/07 04:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Weally? Me neva 'eard of joo trufing.

I beg your pardon?


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 16:59:14 Reply

At 1/13/07 04:56 PM, Nev wrote:
At 1/13/07 04:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Weally? Me neva 'eard of joo trufing.
I beg your pardon?

Sorry, I had taffy in my mouth. I said: Really? I never heard of you truthing.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 17:00:44 Reply

At 1/13/07 04:59 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Sorry, I had taffy in my mouth. I said: Really? I never heard of you truthing.

I meant I'd heard of codpieces.... I was jumping in the convo.... I'll leave... :(


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 17:01:58 Reply

No, no. You can stay. What's your favorite codpiece? I like purple ones.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-13 17:03:30 Reply

At 1/13/07 05:01 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: No, no. You can stay. What's your favorite codpiece? I like purple ones.

I prefer novelty ones that look like a hand is cupping your willity.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-14 00:47:03 Reply

At 1/13/07 03:26 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/13/07 03:00 PM, theoncefutureking wrote: pshh, i cant believe you didn't know what a cod piece was, anybody who's anybody knows what a codpiece is..gosh.
Did you? Come on, tell the truth.

come on man, of course i didn't. sarcasm :) any hoo, my one buddy is trying to start up a band, i really to think it'll fly though, its called slipstream.

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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-17 18:33:54 Reply

yeah in that last post i meant fall through. anyway, how bout this club eh.

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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-19 19:26:28 Reply

I wanna be like this band!
lmao.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-19 19:41:39 Reply

At 1/19/07 07:26 PM, Twone wrote: I wanna be like this band!
lmao.

I've never heard better heckling than that.

BLOW ME!


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-19 19:44:35 Reply

At 1/19/07 07:41 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
BLOW ME!

"You're trapped in your fuckin' ego!"


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-20 16:23:51 Reply

Hi! I'm back, i've got some lyrics down. (finally)

The Fall Of Man

This is.
The fall of man.
There is no escaping,
we are all damned.

Now dawns.
The day man falls.
watch our empire crumble.
It´s our damned foult.

We´re facing.
Damnation. (Damnation)
Mindblowing
Destruction. ( Destruction)
A full scale...
Abortion. (Abortion)
There ill be no...
Salvation!!!

The rivers are red with Blood.
We have spit in the face of god.
We are punished for our sins.
This is a war we canot win.

Some will walk the earth as wraiths
Most will roast in the pits of fire.
We will love differeant fates.
We will die a thousand deaths.

Beacuse...

This is the fall of man
There is no escaping
We are all damned.

Now dawns.
The day man fall.
Watch our empire crumble.
it´ts our damn fault.

We´re facing.
Damnation. (Damnation)
Mindblowing
Destruction. ( Destruction)
A full scale...
Abortion. (Abortion)
There ill be no...
Salvation!!!

The sun will never rise again.
There is no sound but cries of pain.
But all these cries are in vain
Beacus now the blood will rain.


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Response to Garage Bands Club 2007-01-20 19:23:31 Reply

And some more.....

Untitled

Come join the horde
Become my servent.
I am you´re Lord.
Your soul´s uninportant,

you are my slave.
I am you´re master.
Beyond the grave.
You´ll be hearing my laughter.

I amm your god.
I own you.
your face in the mud.
I control you.

Till the end of days.
you are mine.
I spit in your face
till the end of time.

I´ll eat you´re soul.
For lunch or dinner
Now, behold
what happens to a sinner.

you pray for death
but death would come why?
beacus death is already beating the shit out of you!

witness my power
you can be sure
from now every hour.
will be torture.

PLease comment


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