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Posted at: 8/16/06 12:58 AM
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"no i would rather not be raped, thanks"
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Posted at: 8/16/06 01:00 AM
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"I shat myself"
Lol?
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:10 AM
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"Gee, <insert male actor> sure is a hunk."
Puh-leees...
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''I have some extra cheese on my taco.''
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Posted at: 8/16/06 01:13 AM
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Hey you want to have a 3 some with our hot neighbors that just moved in? have all the porn you want a matter of fact let's make a porn movie together
never say those to a man either
Littlewashu's thread Sex thread Ways to attract a man
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:14 AM
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"your the baby daddy" loloz
-only as good as the weakest link-
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:18 AM
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"I have crabs, and you fucked me last night."
Does the person create the journey; or the journey create the person...
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:19 AM
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At 8/15/06 11:52 PM, -Platinum- wrote: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" Questions that can't be answered however you put it are the worst.
I dated a girl that I regularly & answered yes to that question. It was a compliment.
So in short date women that think big butts are good. =)
And my vote goes with
"Can't we just be friends?"
"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:23 AM
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At 8/15/06 05:42 PM, Miss_Mastix wrote: "Im pregnant :)"
with triplets ^_^
LOL
The Endless Crew......I Know You Want To
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:27 AM
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At 8/16/06 01:10 AM, darkagentx wrote: "Gee, <insert male actor> sure is a hunk."
That one is so true...you don't hear me going "wow Jessica Alba is so hot she has nice tits and her body is way more better than yours, Pamela Anderson has big boobs you should get some"
Techno IS overrated
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:28 AM
At 8/16/06 12:52 AM, Little_Benwa wrote: "Check out my new strap-on! I wanna try it out on you!"
DING DING DING. We have a winner.
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:39 AM
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"Could you get me the last beer in the fridge?"
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:43 AM
"Fuck you bitch"
Posted at: 8/16/06 01:47 AM
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"let's see how you like it from behind, and dammit your making me a sandwich afterwards"
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i think we should rename this thread Canas and his sexual enuendos about pizza. those are the best so far
"Does it really take 30 mins for you to deliver"
yes ma'am. we have the fastest delivery cars in thes tate.
Posted at: 8/16/06 02:09 AM
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At 8/16/06 01:28 AM, -Notorious- wrote: At 8/16/06 12:52 AM, Little_Benwa wrote: "Check out my new strap-on! I wanna try it out on you!"DING DING DING. We have a winner.
Yay!
Click if you have the balls.
Posted at: 8/16/06 02:14 AM
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At 8/15/06 05:33 PM, Wurmy1029 wrote: At 8/15/06 05:31 PM, jjrmet wrote: the only thing women shud say to men is ohhh harder , deeper ectNo
At 8/15/06 05:31 PM, jjrmet wrote: the only thing women shud say to men is ohhh harder , deeper ect
He is an ASSHOLE.
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Never tell us we look fat.
Posted at: 8/16/06 06:21 AM
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You know how we met outside the Plastic Surgeon? Well funny story about that. But I need you before my female inplants come off.
you're a man??
<Editing my signature. Like anyone cares>
Posted at: 8/16/06 06:54 AM
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the infamous
"...not now dear, I'm tired..."
Posted at: 8/16/06 06:33 PM
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At 8/16/06 01:10 AM, darkagentx wrote: "Gee, <insert male actor> sure is a hunk." Puh-leees...
yea that one is annoying. If I hear about bruce willis or fucking adam brody one more time I'll snap
- Matt, Rustyarcade.com
Posted at: 8/16/06 06:37 PM
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The #1 thing a girl shouldn't say to a man is....
"I'm pregnant"
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