Man finally people need to get off that mother fuckers balls. I fuckin hate Carlos Menica for the following reasons.
1) He's not fuckin Mexican: Carlos Mencia isn't even his real name yet he keeps misleading people that he is fuckin poser. His parents were Handurin and German yet he keeps referencing himself as a beaner. Too many times on his fuckin show he says the word "beaner" and people say that's okay cuz he's mexican but he's fuckin not. Being the biggest poser in the fucking world makes him the worst fuckin "comedian" of all time. That punk ass bitch isn't funny
2) He's acting as if he's doing something new. All of his jokes and skits always relate to the same generic stereotypes. And they are as follows:
Asians: can't drive/ very intelligent/small penis
Blacks: ghetto/ thug/ dangerous/ lazy/ big penis
Mexicans: hard working/ job stealers/ short/ wetbacks
Whites: uptight/ wigger or rich or both/ preppy private schools
I gurantee every skit or sentence he does relates backs to one of these things. Also he fuckin copied Chappelle's idea when he did his impression of rapper Lil John. Mencia then did his own impersonation of a rapper too (i don't remember who) fuckin biter.
3)Bitch can't do stand up for shit and never stops talking about freedom of speech.
I saw that bitch do stand up on comedy central and it was okay at best. THen at the end, and some hints at the beginning and middle, to top it off he added a lesson to it about how he is able to say racially based things and not get in trouble which just made me lose it. He hinted as if though people should be praising him for being brave enough to speak his mind and how not many of us do it. Someone needs to punch him in the fuckin throat for being such a pretencious bitch. He's just making wisecracks at some fuckin place and now it's this big movement for freedom of speech. Your a comedian Mencia deal with it your not anything more or every will be. Calm your fuckin ass down.
4)His show sucks. He stages shit then acts as if it was unplanned and always has this constipated look on his face when he laughs which makes me wanna punch him in the face fuckin prick. Also he fuckin has the catchphrase of a fuckin 7 year old. "dee dee dee" is not funny nor ever will be. It's so annoying and to top it off he says it at least 5 times per show. Maybe if he was 7 i'd humor him and attempt to laugh but he's like fuckin 40 and an ADULT. Get something better to say as a catchphrase that actually means something. Another hting is that he wants to pass himself off as if though he's a badass that is unable to be silenced. When making fun of michael jackson in one episode he only had 15 sec or so to make a crack about him. But when the 15 sec were over he yelled "Oh no! I'm not done yet don't cut to commericals." Then he made some predicabel pedophile joke and then threw the microphone down and said "and now i'm done we'll be right back!" What a pussy ass bitch.
In summation Carlos Mencia is a fuckin untalented hack. That bitch needs to get off the air and people need to stop acting as if though he's doing soemhting new and ground breaking. "Oh wow he makes tired old racial epithets! Let's sign him on for 10 more seasons and watch it daily." What really pissed me off is that at school this mexican girl said "I like to watch this show because it's good to laugh at yourself once in a while and he tells it like it is from a mexican point of view." Then I was fuckin pissed and thougth Mencia you fcukin misleading prick you should fuckin get off the air and never work again bitch!
