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my best bud of 22 years died yesterday from a severe case of STD's. he was a bad kid.. all he did was go around shooting people and he got shot himself many times, each time he got shot he seemed to come out of it even healthier than before. I feel so bad because it was the first time he had sex or anything like that with a girl, losing his virginity at age 22, but a few months after it happend cancer migrated from his balls through his spine until his brain exploded and spewed out his nose.

I hope everyone learned a lesson from this story, hurt anybody you want, but please DO NOT HAVE SEX!

RIP dear friend

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Posted at: 8/14/06 02:36 PM

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At 8/14/06 02:32 PM, Toocool100 wrote: but a few months after it happend cancer migrated from his balls through his spine until his brain exploded and spewed out his nose.

Dude....

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Posted at: 8/14/06 02:36 PM

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Really, this was a shitty parody thread.

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Posted at: 8/14/06 02:40 PM

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okay........i dought this is true............cause it seems like you were on drugs when you made this.

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