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I'm such an eccentric guy and i'm proud of it,lol!

thatsa pretty good job. my friend had something like tht last night. people just kept sednign him pms badtalking his music, and noone vioted lol

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

(shamelessly and totally stolen from some guys college application form)

rofl never have i wanted so much to beat a guy to death - simply from uttering so much shit he would prolly bury himself in it before I got the chance..

not directed at spamwarrior but whatever dipwad wrote that college application thingie..

Oh boy I got one! Man this one is soooo awsome, it's going to be the best brag ever! People 20 years from now are going to be like: "hey you remember that 1337 guy in the NG AF that had that awsome brag" and the other guy will be like "no" but still it won't stop the utter awsomness of this brag to touch the inside organs of many orphanned whales...

I'm the best...

omg that was sweet

I dont teabag, I potato sack.

At 8/16/06 01:48 PM, Flashburn wrote: I dont teabag, I potato sack.

LOL

nuff said.

this guy teabags

:P

i had no idea so many people would respnd to this in the audio forums more than the general, wo

At 8/16/06 10:07 PM, Chronamut wrote: this guy teabags

P

mmmm....tea.

i keep waiting for chronamut to say

mmmmmmm. sack.

At 8/16/06 10:49 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: i keep waiting for chronamut to say

mmmmmmm. sack.

Best quote ever - "Professor...I don't know how to play the buttsack!"

For the first time one of my pieces has been used in a Flash. I'm very happy : ) That's my little brag if this thread is even doing what it's supposed to still >_>

Omg, i'm so self-satisfied.

HAHA,i beat you,MS!I have TWO songs used in flashes!

At 8/17/06 09:20 AM, Deflektor76 wrote: HAHA,i beat you,MS!I have TWO songs used in flashes!

and they both stink!

At 8/17/06 10:04 AM, Dawei wrote:

At 8/17/06 09:20 AM, Deflektor76 wrote: HAHA,i beat you,MS!I have TWO songs used in flashes!

and they both stink!

Ack,you hit the point...

At 8/17/06 03:15 PM, Deflektor76 wrote:

At 8/17/06 10:04 AM, Dawei wrote:

At 8/17/06 09:20 AM, Deflektor76 wrote: HAHA,i beat you,MS!I have TWO songs used in flashes!

and they both stink!

Ack,you hit the point...

lol

At 8/17/06 03:15 PM, Deflektor76 wrote:

At 8/17/06 10:04 AM, Dawei wrote:

At 8/17/06 09:20 AM, Deflektor76 wrote: HAHA,i beat you,MS!I have TWO songs used in flashes!

and they both stink!

Ack,you hit the point...

Well shit. The one flash mine was in just got blammed off NG. Hurray!!!

LAWLA LAWL LAWLA LAWLA LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWLA LAWLA LAWL!

At 8/17/06 04:36 PM, MusicalSerenity wrote: Well shit. The one flash mine was in just got blammed off NG. Hurray!!!

Know the feeling, My TankMen theme would have been used in 4-5 submissions now if it hadn't been for the blamming, not that I mind though.

At 8/22/06 05:05 PM, _Arbiter_ wrote: blamming

0-voting***

At 8/22/06 05:06 PM, -ZENON- wrote:

At 8/22/06 05:05 PM, _Arbiter_ wrote: blamming

0-voting***

Blamming, seing as even though the zero-voting remotely caused the blamming.
But it was the blamming itself that removed the flash movies from NG.

My Tankmen song is better though.

This is still the brag room, rite?

At 8/22/06 06:56 PM, WinTang wrote: My Tankmen song is better though.

No,mine is better!

They can both be better - yours just can't be better than mine.

At 8/22/06 06:58 PM, WinTang wrote: They can both be better - yours just can't be better than mine.

What do you know about it?(You didn't even reviewed my song!)

Doesn't matter - mine is the best by default.

I'll take a listen later, don't worry :)

I'm extremely proud that within 1 week i'v gotten 3 of my songs used in Flash Submissions and all of them blammed.

At 8/22/06 07:09 PM, MusicalSerenity wrote: I'm extremely proud that within 1 week i'v gotten 3 of my songs used in Flash Submissions and all of them blammed.

haw a haw hawh