I need help making babys.

[Frost]

Well, Today, I decided to make babys. Well, I went on down to smiths, picked up some flour, some wheat, an egg, and some old barny tapes.
I then went to walgreens to pick up some innocence and ass-powder, along with safety pins and diapers. I looked for virginity, but only the cashiers over the age of 30 had it, and they wouldn't hand it over, so I ventured on to walmart.
Well, Walmart had a lot of things, as it usually does. I went to the baby section looking for unessecary amounts of attention, and some girl who, by the look of all the toys in her mothers cart, was obviousllt spoilt, was screaming for something; I decided to steal her scream and attention her mother was giving her. I also knicked some lame puns from her mother.
I looked for baby clothes, along wi th a fig leaf incase he went commando, and found some- some lard-ass was in my way though. I Then decided to go to JC Pennys.
I got what I needed at JC Pennys, and then read my list.
"Innocence.. Check. Clothes and fig leaf... Check. Attention and lame puns...... Check. Barny tapes...... Check. Backup plan incase he asks hoq babys are made... Got it yesterday from some lame comedy on late-night Nickelodean. Virginity.... it'd lose it real soon anyways.. XY chromosones... Don't have that.." I said.
So, I plucked some dna from some phone sex operator, because everyone knows they are the manliest of men.
I then needed shit and a side of child obesity; Eric bauman was absolutely full of shit, so that made it easy to obtain. As for child obesity, I went to mcdonalds and stole it from some kid. The kids parents gladly surrendered it.
All I needed then was a stack of badly hidden porn for when he got older (It would feel strange if I gave it to him directly) and chemical XXX.
So, I bought those at a rift shop, and went home. I brought out my giant-ass black kettle, and put some water on. I put on the cheesy light effects and cackling noises (They had a discount on it at some Sci-fi convention; I only went because I wanted to wear a darth Vader costume). I then poured Sugar, spice, and everything nice into the water after solluding all the other ingredients into the water. I then stirred like mad.
But then my vial of Chemical XXX broke because my giant ass wooden spoon hit it, and
it spilled in the kettle.
When I set it out to dry, I walked up to it to see my creation.
They came out as 5 year old bug-eyed... What I suspec tto be girls..... That had not-so-super powers, and they sported a catch phrase that I don't quite understand. It's along the lines of "Bubbles, blossum, buttercup, together we are, the creampuff gurls".
Also, yesterday, some evil monkey cam eto their school with a a.. Turban-hat-thing, that covered it's brain. The... "girls"... Got in a fight in it, so I said to them ""you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say, this cab was rare.
But I thought nah, forget it, and said "yo homes to bel-air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!"
I took a good look at the girls, they were way too much of a burden to bear,
So I decided to drop these little shits off and get the hell out of there.
Should I leave them there? Some director decided to take pity on them, and gave them a childrens show called "the powerpuff girls".

Sadly enough, I dont own the show. if I did, I'd be rich.

...........................Do you think I handled the situation well?

I sure think I did.

[Frost]

Oh, heres a picture.

I've failed at baby-making.

[Frost]

At 8/14/06 05:12 AM, Tramps wrote: You. Monster.

You like dirty talking? :)

[shini-gami]

theyr hawt,
WIN

[TommyGun]

At 8/14/06 05:15 AM, mellow-muppet wrote: theyr hawt,
WIN

pedo...pfft lolicon is HAWT

[positively-negative]

How often do we have to tell you?!?! Stop playing god!! You will always fuck up!!! Leave the making babies to the experts.

[Frost]

At 8/14/06 05:25 AM, positively_negative wrote: How often do we have to tell you?!?! Stop playing god!! You will always fuck up!!! Leave the making babies to the experts.

Who said I was playing?

I'm acting. Can't you people see the difference? :(

[Frost]

At 8/14/06 05:34 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 8/14/06 05:28 AM, Ninjacakes wrote:

At 8/14/06 05:25 AM, positively_negative wrote: How often do we have to tell you?!?! Stop playing god!! You will always fuck up!!! Leave the making babies to the experts.

Who said I was playing?

I'm acting. Can't you people see the difference? :(

It's okay... we'll go back to Wal-Mart and see if we can get a refund with our monsters. Maybe it will be fun :)

I'm going to get a refund on the diapers.

When I put the "girls" on top of the diapers so they didnt blow away, the strange girl things sat up, and the diaper was brown. >:(

[Satans-Ninja]

If you had of known me back then i could of got rid of them in my own special way...if you know what i mean. ;)

[CaptainQuartz]

GODDAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP DOIE DIE DIE DIE DAMNIT DIE FUCK FUCK DIE BITCH FUCK YOU!! FUCK!! FUCKING DIE FUCK FUCK, You're Gay.

[Onitholope]

At 8/14/06 05:11 AM, Ninjacakes wrote: Oh, heres a picture.

I've failed at baby-making.

MY GOD, THEY HAVE NO FINGERS. Were you on drugs during the whole raising of the "Children"?

[Frost]

At 8/14/06 06:31 AM, Demons_Remorse wrote: GODDAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP DOIE DIE DIE DIE DAMNIT DIE FUCK FUCK DIE BITCH FUCK YOU!! FUCK!! FUCKING DIE FUCK FUCK, You're Gay.

NO UR GAI

No, I wasnt on drugs, I was on chair though.

[shini-gami]

At 8/14/06 06:31 AM, Demons_Remorse wrote: GODDAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP DOIE DIE DIE DIE DAMNIT DIE FUCK FUCK DIE BITCH FUCK YOU!! FUCK!! FUCKING DIE FUCK FUCK, You're Gay.

you just read my mind

[JaY11]

holy crap! look at those oversized eyes....

[fuzzies]

That's making me hard.

[Frost]

At 8/14/06 07:23 AM, JaY11 wrote: holy crap! look at those oversized eyes....

.....those are eyes? God, I was pretty damn sure they dinner plates stuck to their heads.

Off topic, I can't get to sleep, and I normally go to sleep at 7:00 am, so today, im going to go to bed at 10 pm in hopes of fixing my sleep schedule.
While I wait, i'm constructing a solar oven and cooking hotdogs. (I live in Las Vegas; its fucking hot.)
Once, I thought liking everything about hotdogs, but then I realized that liking hotdogs doesnt support a thesis on someones sexuality more then their choice in porn, and what they consiouslly decide to be the gender of the person they would settle down with, or have a relationship with.

By the way, I'm thinking of of making a stand for the solar oven, and then building a town out of random shit I find, and making the citizens out of clay. Should be fun. I'm going to put Darth Vader in the town, too.