The worste paintball story is I was at home and I got shot in the throat, then I went down to see if it broke and I shot in between the bunkers I was at. And I got lit the fuck up. Oh another time I was at 50 and another guy was in the snake and I got shot in the head I black out for a second and my ears rang all the way to the dead box.
The best story in paintball I just started a run through and my pants started to fall down and they were at my knees and I had to run lik an idiot. Funny thing is I shot everyone that was left with my pants down.