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Break every bone in my body except the ones needed to stand up and then throw my self of a tall tall building (or eat laundry detergeint)

At 8/11/06 10:13 PM, Conrad93 wrote: Open a 100% cow burger stand in India.

LOL.

I would go out Grand Theft Auto style.

insert a fishing line through stomach, and intestines, pull out through rectum, tie both ends on 2 high poles, wait for myself to rip cleanly in half. i love my imagination ^^

At 8/11/06 07:32 PM, A-T-S wrote: Commiting suicide is for the weak and ignorant.

Yeah, everyone who commits suicide is weak and selfish.

no sarcasm

At 8/11/06 11:09 PM, seth_brown wrote:

At 8/11/06 07:32 PM, A-T-S wrote: Commiting suicide is for the weak and ignorant.

Yeah, everyone who commits suicide is weak and selfish.

no sarcasm

they ignorace and arogance go hand in hand

At 8/11/06 11:05 PM, Mattageddon wrote: i wou;dn't cause i'm not a fucking emo!

Sorry but I was faster

At 8/11/06 08:59 PM, Raizen_Pyro wrote: I wont because Im not emo... or maybe exausted from hard sex

At 8/11/06 11:09 PM, seth_brown wrote:

At 8/11/06 07:32 PM, A-T-S wrote: Commiting suicide is for the weak and ignorant.

Yeah, everyone who commits suicide is weak and selfish.

no sarcasm

suicide takes alot of self will, weakness or not.

a nuke would be a quick and awesome way to die

but it takes a lot of effort which also means I'm not emo

I would cover myself in A1 steak sauce and jump into a cage of rabbid dogs.

I'll just stand in fron of a speeding ten-wheeler.

Best roadkill evah!

Hmm...
:What a question...

I think I would fucking shoot all the gay immigrants in the country then wait until someone shot me.

:White people you are safe

I'd do a guillotine, and hook it up so a weight will fall on my decapitated head, so I wouldn't have to bear asphyxiation.

this really isn't an appropriate thread but i'll play along anyway. i'd probly go on a massive shooting spree and instead comit suicide by cop. which opens the doors to heaven! not dont kill yourself thats cheating, if i have to sit through life and some asshole's ending his, its just not fare. there are better ways

go to iraq. plain and simple. die fighting for my country

SOmething fast and quick w/ little or no pain

At 8/11/06 07:27 PM, Tibbels wrote: Nah do it a fun way get old then hire a hooker and die happy with a heart attack.

Does that really qualify as killing yourself, though? It's more just setting yourself up for likely death, and how can you be so sure you'll get a heart attack and die..

Anyway, I'd probably shoot myself in the head, cliche, I know, but quick and painless.

At 8/11/06 07:29 PM, GAMECUBICLE wrote:

At 8/11/06 07:25 PM, --DarkAngel-- wrote: Emo.

im not emo, i just wondered what other think about this, theres no way i would really kill myself

theres nothing wrong with being emo, embrace it

At 8/11/06 07:26 PM, The_Crazy_Potato wrote: Run through Saudi Arabia screaming "I'M GAY, I'M GAY!"

No, no. That's social suicide.

I'd probably light myself on fire.

No, for real. I'd probably cut my balls in half.

At 8/11/06 11:34 PM, blackholeofmysoul wrote: theres nothing wrong with being emo, embrace it

He's not emo.

At 8/11/06 11:34 PM, blackholeofmysoul wrote:
theres nothing wrong with being emo, embrace it

Ugh worst alt ever.

On topic: I'd do something cool, like climb Mt. Rushmore with some explosives and blow a chunk out of Washington's nose.

While I would never commit suicide, I do know how I would do it if I were to. I would follow the instructions to create thermite in "The Anarchist Cookbook" and take about a 1/2 pound of it, place it on the back of my neck (as close to the center of my brain stem as possible) and then light the ribbon. Quick, painless, and would create one hell of a mess.

Ugh worst alt ever.

wuts an alt?

At 8/11/06 07:25 PM, GAMECUBICLE wrote: Like... if you wanted to.. how would you do it?

I would go skydiving without a parachute. yay!

i would just look at you

Hmm...though I wouldn't do it, I'd pick something painless, like taking a lot of painkillers with alcohol. Then, I would just go to sleep and not wake up. I wouldn't want to disfigure myself, so I'll opt not to choose other methods previously mentioned in this thread.

Stick my head under a rusty lawn mower blade. Its a good way to leave no remains expect for guts and blood. In any case, suicide is a terrible thing...but if I had to thats it.

I'd follow in Kurt Cobains footsteps of course. Either that or wear a shirt that says "it isn't going to suck itself" in San Francisco.

At 8/11/06 07:30 PM, MiG-15 wrote:

At 8/11/06 07:26 PM, The_Crazy_Potato wrote: Run through Saudi Arabia screaming "I'M GAY, I'M GAY!"

n that won't work... Iran

You totally killed the joke.

Sky Diving of course. I wanna at least have some fun before dying. D:

Sex until my penis falls off, then....gun.