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i would sell all i own, steal some more, sell more, and buy a tank from somewhere. then i would spraypaint newgrounds on the sides and go on a killing spree at NYC, and onlce i ran out of fuel i would throw a net lined with explosives out of my tank as to cover as much of it as i could without putting any part of myself out of it(as not to get shot) then i would just blow it all up next to a tall building.

but ya i would never do anything, i love life too much to kill myself , life FTW!

Throw tons of knives and forks into a microwave, and hold it against my chest.

1. Shoot myself with my jugar.
2. Sex my self to death when really old, with hawt women.
3. Pierce my nipples and my balls and bleed to death.
4. I would fall down face first down on some street.
5. I would breath in one of oprah's farts.
6. I would get a car, get chased by 5 cops. Then get some firworks, and then go "boom."

Thats all i can think of, at the moment.

I got something to say...he said how would you kill yourself, not what you'd do before hand.

So everyone saying "Kill tons of people", stop. That's notwhat was asked.

By going on the Internet all day, all week, all month, all year.

NO BREAKS. NO FOOD. JUST, INTERNET.

I would take 20 shots of novacaine and then throw myself down a steep hill

At 8/11/06 07:25 PM, GAMECUBICLE wrote: How would you commit suicide?

I wont because Im not emo... or maybe exausted from hard sex

The Japaneese traditional suiside:
Harikiry

I'd put a lot of honey on me than submerge myself in leeches. Absolutely painless and exotic.

At 8/11/06 07:33 PM, No_name_at_all wrote: Overdose on heroin and blow my own head off with a shotgun.

lol Kurt Cobain

no, courtney love did it

go jump infront of a monster truck

I've always wanted to know what a grenade would taste like...

All of you are making this way too complicated. All i would do is attack Chuck Norris. Or look him in the eye. Or get within 200 feet of him. Or think of hurttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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ummmm i wouldnt commit suicide u fucking retard

Probably something to that affect and or buy a plane and try out daring manuevers while not have a pilots license and without a parachute. At least when I die I'll be having fun and going fast.

Well there's a number of options I would have to choose from.

1. Overdose on heroin or a similar drug.
2. Jump out of a plane (the topic starters method).
3. Go on a killing spree at school or at the mall except instead of shooting myself in the head like all the others I would force the police the gun me down.

go up to a stage which has people watching.

announce through the mic "okay ladies and gents, im only gonna do this ONCE so pay attention"

put firework in mouth

ignite

???

profit

yeah, I would probably want to fall off the plane too. otherwise....the guillotine, or maybe heroin overdose.

Dehydration.
Loss of fluids.
From sexing too much.

At 8/11/06 07:25 PM, GAMECUBICLE wrote: Like... if you wanted to.. how would you do it?

One word:

Razor.

At 8/11/06 09:58 PM, Novasuna wrote:

At 8/11/06 07:25 PM, GAMECUBICLE wrote: Like... if you wanted to.. how would you do it?

One word:

Razor.

talk on the phone until you get cancer and die. BRILLIANT!

I'd get drunk off the strongest alcohol-based drink I could find, grab what weapons I could find, and go on an insane drunken rampage.

Then I'd die from alcohol poisoning.

Open a 100% cow burger stand in India.

Well, I'd get a cannonball that's in the shape of a fist, is man sized, and load into a large cannon. Then I would fill the cannonball with half its' weight in gunpowder then get in. I'd have a little remote detonater that when pressed, instantly shot me a hundred miles into the air. Then the fist would plummet to the ground, and have a massive explosion. But who wants to kill themselves, I get high on life Man!

First I would put on a clown wig. Then I'd tape a large sign on my torso reading: "George W. Bush, Charlie Sheen, and Jack Thompson are the biggest retards on the planet!" Then, I would get a large ladder, and hook a noose about halfway up a tall city building. I'd then take some morphine and cut my right hand off. I'd then start wanking furiously with my neck in the noose, my jizz possibly landing on a onlooker. I'd then kick the ladder down. And lastly, I'd be doing this all while smoking five cigars.

Of course I would never kill myself in real life though.

smoke so much weed then go into cardiac arrest and die but die happy and high

At 8/11/06 08:59 PM, Tomcat_Killer wrote: The Japaneese traditional suiside:
Harikiry

Harikiry? what the hell is "Harikiry"

I would go a Catholic church(not just any one, mind you. One of the churches full of serious catholics) dressed as a rabbi holding a picket sign that says: "The Pope sucks, screw Jesus."

LOL OMFG WTF STFU Weird

But I wouldn't kill myself in real life.

Or go to a catholic church dressed as a rabbi and insulting the Pope.

Just looking at the title of this thread makes me depressed.

At 8/11/06 07:25 PM, GAMECUBICLE wrote: Like... if you wanted to.. how would you do it?

I would go skydiving without a parachute. yay!

i wou;dn't cause i'm not a fucking emo!