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And by that I dont mean professional comedians. I mean women in general on the street ARE NOT funny. Its even worse on the internet because they type lol after every corny remark.

Typical example:

"who is rude to you? i am the saem gender and age and i dotn have anyproblems becasue of that, i just get ignored, cuz i am lame and everyone hates me. i am goign to get some respect of this site one day though. cuz i'll keep comign and postign and stuff, and one day ill make soem lfash lol"

I swear if us men werent so shallow (not that I want to stop being shallow) women would be useless as friends.

Whether or not you agree with that above statement....you have to admit it. Women in everyday life arent funny and are corny as hell.

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At 8/10/06 09:36 PM, The_answer_AI wrote: Whether or not you agree with that above statement....you have to admit it. Women in everyday life arent funny and are corny as hell.

Well...you'll never get laid with that kind of attitude friend.

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Girls are cool they have better genitals than us, it's true I asked a doctor

Who are you talking to?

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At 8/10/06 09:41 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Girls are cool they have better genitals than us, it's true I asked a doctor

as in larger cocks?

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Whether or not you agree with that above statement....you have to admit it. Women in everyday life arent funny and are corny as hell.

oh, your just angry cus your mom has a bigger shlong than you do

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Is that why your gay??

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At 8/10/06 09:43 PM, Big_Fuzzy_Kitten wrote:
At 8/10/06 09:41 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Girls are cool they have better genitals than us, it's true I asked a doctor
as in larger cocks?

No fannys, they are perfect for concealing things like drugs or guns or pictures! D:

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At 8/10/06 09:43 PM, modernizenerd wrote:
Whether or not you agree with that above statement....you have to admit it. Women in everyday life arent funny and are corny as hell.
oh, you're just angry because your mom has a bigger shlong than you do

Lol bad spelling.

he is better then you, btw.

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At 8/10/06 09:43 PM, Nayna wrote: Is that why your gay??

sorry, i forgot *LOL*

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Such sick people nowadays...

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At 8/10/06 09:36 PM, The_answer_AI wrote:
Whether or not you agree with that above statement....

you have to admit it.

Haha. Contradiction.

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bitch...

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Women smell funny.

They taste good, though.

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At 8/10/06 09:41 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Girls are cool they have better genitals than us, it's true I asked a doctor

speaking of genitals, nice sig.

I think some women are funny, but women comedians are not funny at all.

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I was just having a discussion about this on another board. But yeah, there a few funny women, but for the most part, female comics suck.

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Havent seen much >.>

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Now just thinking about, the whole internet consist of a bunch of fucking idiots.

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Sooo true.

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Women are mearly used to cook, clean, sexual favours & possibly add a melody in a song.

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At 8/10/06 09:43 PM, Nayna wrote: Is that why your gay??

Lol. I love how every negative remark against women turns the author into "teh ghey".

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Lol, stop complaining.

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At 8/10/06 09:40 PM, GreenLanturn wrote:
At 8/10/06 09:36 PM, The_answer_AI wrote: Whether or not you agree with that above statement....you have to admit it. Women in everyday life arent funny and are corny as hell.
Well...you'll never get laid with that kind of attitude friend.

Hey I never said I never laughed at their corny jokes :)

They just arent funny.

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i am goign to get some respect of this site one day though. cuz i'll keep comign and postign and stuff, and one day ill make soem lfash lol"

Dude, you just described half of all people who signed up in '05 and '06.

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Look people are missing the point. I love women I love being around them. I love how they always smell good. (atleast the good looking ones) I love the company of women.

They just arent funny.

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At 8/10/06 10:05 PM, mamatequila wrote:
i am goign to get some respect of this site one day though. cuz i'll keep comign and postign and stuff, and one day ill make soem lfash lol"

Dude, you just described half of all people who signed up in '05 and '06.

The person he quoted is the chick that really liked Bend for a while, and visited him. I'll leave it at that.

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At 8/10/06 10:07 PM, The_answer_AI wrote: They just arent funny.

You just need to find the right ones.
I've known a few witty and genuinely funny gals.

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Agreed. Like Rosie Odonnell.

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At 8/10/06 10:05 PM, mamatequila wrote:
i am goign to get some respect of this site one day though. cuz i'll keep comign and postign and stuff, and one day ill make soem lfash lol"

Dude, you just described half of all people who signed up in '05 and '06.

You mean platinum?

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At 8/10/06 10:09 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 8/10/06 10:07 PM, The_answer_AI wrote: They just arent funny.
You just need to find the right ones.
I've known a few witty and genuinely funny gals.

You liked Zoolander... enough said.

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