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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-18 14:40:19 Reply

I heard from my brother that one of his friends triggered an empty pistol at some geeky teacher. As I heard, the teacher totally freaked out. How the guy didn't get expelled is what I'd like to know.

It sounded hilarious the first time he told it to me, but now that I think of it, it was actually really cruel. That pistol could have been loaded and he wouldn't even know it until it was too late...


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-18 17:22:59 Reply

At 12/18/10 01:44 AM, logic wrote: Yeah, Isn't the first time i swallowed cum!

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-18 17:57:47 Reply

1. I was out in the schoolyard, staring off into space and walking, and I tripped over 7 teachers huddled together on the ground in a game some little kids were playing. The teachers screamed, thought I was an alien, and literally ran up the walls of the building. That was about a year or two ago.

2. I was in the music room, buying a dance ticket for the upcoming dance next Friday (Dec 17; it passed already) and I gave the guy 4 dollars (Tickets were 3 dollars that day). He gave me my ticket and told me to move aside for the guy next in line. I didn't move, waiting for him to give me my change. He didn't. He told me to move, then to get out, then to "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!". I told him to give me my change, and then he slapped me, saying that I was an idiot. I slapped him back, and soon we were slapping each other silly.

3. I was walking to school one day, and I'd just arrived into the schoolyard when I ran into an unimaginably strong gust of wind. I slowed down a little, then continued. Then a gust of wind going the same direction I was going and blew me forward. I didn't know that there was black ice (Ice that is transparent) on the pavement, and the wind blew me onto the ice. I slipped, flopped, and fell on my stomach. The wind guided me towards a garbage can. Wham! My head sailed into the can and the overloaded bin spilled its contents over me. I continued sailing down the ice like an 18th century pirate sloop sailing down to rob a gigantic Spanish galleon full of gold. I yelled for help when I found out that my route was towards a brick wall. A couple people came out but started laughing. KER-SLAM! I was knocked out by the impact. I woke up in the school's "Sick Bay" dizzy and confused. The principal was laughing so hard, he nearly fell out of the chair he was sitting in.

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:09:53 Reply

well i didnt do it, but my cousin stole a yernal


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:16:22 Reply

my cousin did that with a yernal


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:23:55 Reply

Well i can't take credit for this, and it wasn't funny but it was really just crazy. My high school was a 6-12 and i was in my Junior year when it happened.

Okay so there were these 3 girls, i think one of them was in 6th grade but the rest were in 7th. They ended up taking some kid's algebra book and throwing it out of the 9th floor's girls bathroom window. So this algebra book ended up hitting a man walking on the sidewalk and paralyzing him from the neck down.

So yeah.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:27:21 Reply

When I got to punch the brown nose in the eye. A feeling of bliss.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:34:08 Reply

me and 1 of my friends took a piss in the teachers staffroom water jug just before lunch, we watched all the teachers in the school drink our piss. we were laughing so much


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:35:19 Reply

Well, I guess looking back...this was pretty damn funny.

But ultimately I would consider this the stupidest thing I've ever done in school, cuz that's really really hard to forget.

but yeh, had saturday school this one time, which is basically punishment for being a bad person lol, and I sat in the opposite corner of the teacher, dropped my pen, and took a hit of my weed pipe. Looking back, that's fucken ridiculous thing to do.

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:37:18 Reply

I'm surprised that I never posted in this thread in 2006. Also I miss RedCoin :(

As for me it was probably when I got into a proper girly slapping, hair pulling fight. It's funny now, looking back. At the time I was obviously outraged.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 00:45:29 Reply

In first grade I fell out the chair laughing and farted loudly at the same time and the teacher told me " just say excuse me and move on" lol


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 01:40:57 Reply

Were were talking about using shampoo as lube, and I said "It stings when It gets in your bellend", just as a female teacher walked past.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 10:22:36 Reply

well mine was when i was in the school play i had to pick up some fake wieghts and i farted... really loud

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 10:29:28 Reply

Once I was trying to spit chewing gum onto the bin (yeah that's how cool I am) but instead it landed on this girl's handbag and after class she put her hand in it then screamed like hell and I just legged it.

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 11:55:42 Reply

i never did this but once in the 5th grade some fat chick was annoying a short ninja kid so when the fat chick was blabbing on about big macs the short kid turned around and backhanded her and gave her a bloody nose. the teacher was there so no one said anything but il bet that every thought the same thing
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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 11:56:26 Reply

I would have to say when I mocked one of the teachers by accident and another student got in trouble because of it


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 12:00:32 Reply

One time on an honors geometry test, the directions were to find X, so I just circled x on the diagram and wrote "there it is!"

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 12:29:34 Reply

One time I smoked weed in the teacher's lounge.
hahahaha, so easy.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 13:20:57 Reply

I farted when it was quiet hehehehehhehehehe!


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 13:38:08 Reply

Most likely in 8th grade, where I skipped my first and second block class and played hide and go seek with my friends.

Gawd that was fun :)


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 14:26:48 Reply

I hacked the princeables computer and put porn (5 Gigabytes of it)


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 15:59:48 Reply

I've done some funny shit. I just can't think of any right now.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 16:25:28 Reply

At 12/19/10 03:59 PM, steph2568 wrote: I've done some funny shit. I just can't think of any right now.

Same here. I do funny shit all the time, I can't think of the funniest.

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 16:35:03 Reply

In year 3, I farted during assembly (in a big hall with the whole school) and the headmaster was speaking and then he stopped for like 2 seconds and everyone was like after lol!

also once i skipped P.E. and hid in the classroom closet playing on my DS! lol! for 2 hours!


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 16:38:13 Reply

In the last year and term of school, my friend had real big problems all through school with this one guy, so in our last lesson with P.E i went to the toilet and snuck in the changing room and found his uniform shirt, took a massive shit and wiped my ass on it, the guy had a big shit smear on his shirt.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 16:41:12 Reply

At 2/18/09 11:54 AM, FurryFox wrote: Not one of my best moments but I did ask one of my teachers to have sex with me.

I have a feeling that didn't go down well.

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 17:06:41 Reply

I followed the rules.

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 18:20:57 Reply

We put nair on girls heads at end of school year lol that didnt go to well though

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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 18:25:33 Reply

In History class I corrected my teacher about WWII. He said the British were firing M1 Garands and the Americans were using Lee Enfields.


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Response to Funniest thing you did in school? 2010-12-19 19:26:53 Reply

Man i finish high school like 10 years ago but here it goes

Well i got kick out of my science class for like a month because i set the garbage on fire, now then, everytime i was suppose to go to my science class i had to sit in front of my principal office. One time she walk away from her office i heated up her door knob with a zippo lighter for like 5 min, when she came back she burn herself!

At the end of the year we would always organize a water balloon contest, it wasn't school organize it was me and some guys organize :P we bought a shit load of water balloon and water gun , give water balloon to everybody we encounter and then start a school wide (1,500 student) water balloon/water gun fight. We use to bring wrench and open fire hydrant too.

Of course the classic , duct tape porno magazine pages in the toilet

Food fight on spaghetti day that was a classic, the principal came in and one guy threw an apple and made an head shot!! he was expelled lol

Oh yeah one time we protested againts the lack of activity for the student during the year and ended up blocking an highway that was cool too.

Hiding the teacher key into the ceilling was a pretty common thing too

i could go on like that for many many post , these are just the one from the top of my head....


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