8th grade was by far the funniest year of my schooling life. So much shit happened that year. Makes me want to go back to middle school just to relive it.
1: There was this one door that never opened. EVER. So one day at lunch we take our friend Nezar, who is quite small and skinny, pick him up like a battering ram, and proceed to hit him into the door. Of course we weren't going to actually hit him against the door, just make the motions. So we swing him back and yell
ONE..TWO...THREE and as we're about to come inches away from the door some cook from the kitchen opens it to drop something outside. We freak, pull him back and drop. The one day it opens is the day we're about to batter our friend into it. To this day we still laugh about it.
2: There were two crazy kids back then that I hung out with. One named Arron and one named CJ. One day we find a condom wrapper, open, missing the condom. He then gets on a tree stump or something and beckons us over in a circle like he was about to preach to us something amazing. He then begins to read the instructions. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest day ever.
3: Another time in the cafeteria CJ and Arron were going around with an empty water bottle partially filled and asking for food to go in it. We all chipped in some chips, fries, hamburger meat, whatever. Apparantly Nezar was supposed to drink it. So we finish up our lunch and walk outside. Now they're putting things like grass, dirt, leaves, and other shit that I didn't want to know. So then someone takes the bottle to examin the contents and...there's a used condom in there. At this point we are utterly disgusted and at the same time laughing. So then CJ runs behind a shack and when he comes back the liquid is now a shade of yellow/brownish. Of course Nezar refused to drink it so we couldn't let it go to waste now could we? We threw it up in the air, cap open, all across the parking lot with the horrid mixture flying all over the place. The security guard came up to us and was cool about it, just don't do it again since it's toilet water. Our response.
Fuck, we should have put that in.
Ahh...good times. Good times.