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I had to fart so I lent sideways a bit and let it rip on the guy next to me.
( I got in trouble.
At 8/10/06 11:47 AM, MR-HOMO wrote: What the hell you little punks, I've already won this thread.
Back in year 8 when we had to do yard cleanup for about 10mins, my mates and I would find a bag of some sort, pick up dog shit (with tongs of course) and we would chuck it on the road and watch cars pop em all over the road. One time i Accidently threw the tongs so i had jump the fence and go grab em b4 the car would come, also one time a car hit it, then we watched it and it turned into the school. My friends and I were shitting are selfs because we thought the person in the car would tell my teachers, so my friends and I apologised, the thing is she didnt know wtf we were on about because she was going to a parents meeting thing.
this didnt happen to me it happened to a freind one time my freind had thrown his pencal at the flloor to annoy the teacher and the teacher goes pick it up the pencil landed by a hot girls desk and my freind he pickups the pencil but his other hand goes all the way up this girls skirt and hes like omg im so sorry and the girl goes no its ok(i think she liked it)anyway my freind masturbated to that for the next 2 years grade 9 it made me lol i wish i was him
I guess the stupidest thing i did was taking the handicape's elevator up to the roof in the middle of the winter and basicly getting stuck there with my friends (the button wouldnt open back the doors). I was planning jumping off the roof but then some guy with a broken leg heard all the noise we made and he saved us!!
i put a mask on then i torn my teacher skirt and ran away at the hallway. My friend recorded it. Haha its so fuking funny. I never saw her at school ever since.
this teacher came outside and started warning people not to chuck snowballs...so i threw one and it hit him straight in the eye (everyone cheered!)
i managed to get it away with by casually talking to the person next to me. Managed to take a quick glance at him though: his face was bright red and he was glaring at everyone lol...
down on the upside
In 3rd grade I was teacher's pet. We had this giant jar of gumdrops in the classroom and the teacher kept telling us that when we were good, she'd put more in. When it was full, she'd let us eat them all. What she didn't know was that I was going and eating them all. (just enough to be noticable) She punished all the bad kids and never once thought it was me. I then went and rummaged through her desk drawers and took all her gum stashes. That still cracks me up...
Then there was that time in 5th grade on April Fools' I put a whoopie cushion in the teachers' chair.
Then in 6th grade for auditions for Drama Club I did a huge fart on stage, and got in the school's paper!!
At 1/3/07 10:55 AM, AnimeLover4ever wrote: i put a mask on then i torn my teacher skirt and ran away at the hallway. My friend recorded it. Haha its so fuking funny. I never saw her at school ever since.
I don't believe you >=(, show us some proof first.
8th grade was by far the funniest year of my schooling life. So much shit happened that year. Makes me want to go back to middle school just to relive it.
1: There was this one door that never opened. EVER. So one day at lunch we take our friend Nezar, who is quite small and skinny, pick him up like a battering ram, and proceed to hit him into the door. Of course we weren't going to actually hit him against the door, just make the motions. So we swing him back and yell
ONE..TWO...THREE and as we're about to come inches away from the door some cook from the kitchen opens it to drop something outside. We freak, pull him back and drop. The one day it opens is the day we're about to batter our friend into it. To this day we still laugh about it.
2: There were two crazy kids back then that I hung out with. One named Arron and one named CJ. One day we find a condom wrapper, open, missing the condom. He then gets on a tree stump or something and beckons us over in a circle like he was about to preach to us something amazing. He then begins to read the instructions. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest day ever.
3: Another time in the cafeteria CJ and Arron were going around with an empty water bottle partially filled and asking for food to go in it. We all chipped in some chips, fries, hamburger meat, whatever. Apparantly Nezar was supposed to drink it. So we finish up our lunch and walk outside. Now they're putting things like grass, dirt, leaves, and other shit that I didn't want to know. So then someone takes the bottle to examin the contents and...there's a used condom in there. At this point we are utterly disgusted and at the same time laughing. So then CJ runs behind a shack and when he comes back the liquid is now a shade of yellow/brownish. Of course Nezar refused to drink it so we couldn't let it go to waste now could we? We threw it up in the air, cap open, all across the parking lot with the horrid mixture flying all over the place. The security guard came up to us and was cool about it, just don't do it again since it's toilet water. Our response.
Fuck, we should have put that in.
Ahh...good times. Good times.
we had a substitute and she was from india
so a guy at my school said his name was pube,
he ran out of class and she was chasing him yelling
(in an indian accent)
COME BACK PUBE)
The end is nigh !
I told the teacher to SUCK A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and FUCK the prom queen!
well i didn't actually do this but in the locker room, there was a used condom on the floor and my friends assumed it was the janitors getting it on... so we ignored it and when i was walking out i noticed the condom wasn't there anymore...and i went to go see if anyone grabbed it and then i saw some other kid throw the condom and another kids face...ownage...and the other kid kicked the guy's ass...and the guy that threw the condom...got suspended for 2 months...true story
well me and some frendz smeared shit all over the principals office once, we also stole all the medicine in the office......which lead 2 my expulsion
Tampon + Red Fruit Punch
I threw it onto the ground of my Civics class and partially blamed it on someone.
I was about to get in huge trouble because everyone thought it was me, hahaha, so I started denying it. Dam....it was funny as hell.
Stole the janitors keys. You know the keys to the whole school. I got suspeneded for a week... It was worth it.
sum deuche wiped shti on the walls and blamed it on me and i found him and i made him lick it off and i taped it on my camera and showed it to a bunch of ppl
08 users suck >:(
One time I hid a dub of marijuana in a teacher's purse. Then I told the SRO (School Resource Officer) that my teacher had pot and that he should check her purse. He did and my teacher got fired. I should have hid kitty porn in there. She was a bitch...
Please disregard the above post.
At 8/10/06 11:28 AM, Doogens wrote: Masturbate on the toilet seat.
WTF you have toilet seats?!I can't believe it,man.In my school,the bathrooms are just 4 urinals and 4 cabins,and in the cabins are just plain...holes to piss in/crap in.Damnit,and only one of them has a working flush,but who needs to flush a hole?And when I said one,I meant ONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
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