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i slashed my multimedia teachers tires once.....

Once I farted, and it sounded like I sat on a duck...

1. A short while ago me and two friends got to school pretty early (this was all planned out). There were already some teachers at school but they come through a separate entrance, so they didnt see us. One of my friends took a shit in a cereal box then put it under the doormat of our school. We left the doormat floating/balancing on the poo so that the next person to walk on it would hear this "squish" and see poo oozing out the sides of the mat.
Yeah... pretty disgusting.

2. I threw a stink bomb in the bus on a 4 hour field trip. So we had this horrible smell (honestly, it was wost than normal ones) for the whole trip. Well it did wear out after a while but yeah, it did stink.
I only got one week's detention 'cause i made up this random story proving it wasn't my fault.

this other time me and my friend were in the spanish room during a lunch break. no one else was in there with us. so we got a couple empty water bottles and pissed in them. then my friend decided to throw his out the window and it hit the wall outside and blew up. i thought it was funny so i threw mine out the window too but my aim is horrible so it hit the frame and blew up inside the classroom. the piss got all over the teachers desk. so next hour when me and my friend are sitting there and the teacher comes in, he sits down and shouts, " WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL? WHY THE FUCK IS THERE URINE ON MY DESK!!!!!!!!" he said those exact words. it was so funny we laughed so hard. this girl was like i think its coming from the window. and so she goes up to it and leans on the window sill which is drowned in piss. and her shirt got drenched in piss. it was teh lol.

o and this other time. my friend found a 2 liter mountain dew bottle. so we got like all these guys to pee in it. we managed to fill it to the top in like 5 minutes. it was cool, but sick cuz its all warm and shit when youre holding it. anyway, we took it outside where everyone was waiting for the busses to go home and we set this mother fucker in front of the wheel of a bus that was in front of the crowd of kids pointing the top towards everyone. then my friend and i got out the way and watched as the bus drove off and the bottle blew up spraying everyone with pee pee. lolol funny funny OMG ROFLCOPTER AND LOLLERSKATES.

we found an empty bottle and pissed in it..then we took the bottle of piss and left it hiding around a corner of our music block where we hang out for lunch, and so my friend chucks food at one friend, the other throws some dirty shit and they chase each other trying to beat each other up.

Then, as they were coming back one of my friends grabs the piss bottle and puts it in the middle of where we were all sitting so we all moved away, my friend runs around the corner and the friend chasing him comes around and kicks the bottle of piss and drenches him in it!

The dude who kicked the piss then runs off, and my other friend being all pissed goes into the toilet with the rest of us and we all piss in a few bottles and fill em all to the top, we go back to where we were having lunch and the dude who kicked the piss comes back around laughing at my friend who copped the piss, who was still angry. Then everybody who was holding a bottle of piss pulled it out, and the dude who kicked the piss ran off like a little bitch.

We found him walking to the bus station after school, so we picked him up and put him up against a fence and drenched the fucker in piss. Then ran back to school to catch our busses.

We all got detention after the fucker bitched on us, but it was fun anyway.

I was bored so I made a mini catapult out of a bent spoon and made a grape hit a girls head across the room, the funny part was when our principal was asking who did it, my friend got busted insted if me, he got 2 detentions.

The other 1 was when some friends at my table got an extra slice of pizza and spit all over it, we gave to some kid it the 5th grade. After he ate it we told him what we did to it and he puked.

During I.T, we got free time, cause it was the last day of college, and i decided to show my friend Goatse. So, i print it off, and leave the page up, and go to the printer, running into the HUGE FUCKING LINE! I'm all panicking and shit, and then the teacher goes,
"What the fuck!?!?!" And faints, and the copy floats down to the ground and lands on her face, with the asshole covering her mouth. It was hilarious!

This was one of the most funniest things I ever seen, this year. My friend Geoff and I got out of class and decided to go smoke in the bathroom, but...I guess some kid didn't make it and he shit himself cause there was shit all on the tile.

Sorry for double posting. But also my second period Film Production where ya make movies and shit, while the teacher was in the back room doing some shit for the morning announcments, my friend and I where lighting paper airplanes on fire and throwing them at the kids doing the announcement. The kids started freaking out, we hid while the room was evacuated, the cameras still rolling, we put in the Queen song we are the champions in the Sound Deck, and sat down in front of the cameras with out lighters swaying....We hauled ass, skipped the rest of school, smoked it up, then got suspended when we came back.

On the last day before holidays, a few of my friends and I wrapped a table with newspaper and poured syrup in it.

The only memorable one I got.

At 8/10/06 12:01 PM, Jawa-Crossing wrote: this was back in high school but,i hacked into my shop teachers computer and erased windows replacing it with a thing called

Fucking win.

Sawing a tool into two parts infront of my teacher with his saw in his workshop.

I mooned the schoolbus.

I made a joke once.

I had to fart so I lent sideways a bit and let it rip on the guy next to me.

( I got in trouble.

I once threw a firecracker in the classroom... One of those really big ones!

Landed right in front of my french teacher's feet, sucka was too stupid to know who did it, though...

Also once, with the teacher, i snipped a booger onto his hair and threw chalk at his head while he was writing on the blackboard, l0l

i locked with a padlock the theachers room xD!!

(Hyperkinesis and attention-deficit)

Oh, yes, one of the things a friend of mine did, was that he brought a porno dvd to school and played with it during the music lesson.

Suddenly the teacher comes up and tells him to stop and put the DVD away. After he'd put it away, the teacher asks what's on it. As a joke one of my classmates said "It's PORN!!", so the teacher asked my friend if it really was, and he looked into the ground and said yes.. Meanwhile some other kid had taken the disk and handed it to the teacher.

My music teacher tried the DVD, out of curiousity...

Thats how we got to watch 10 seconds of hardcore anal porn in class...

At 8/10/06 11:47 AM, MR-HOMO wrote: What the hell you little punks, I've already won this thread.

You have,really.

Back in year 8 when we had to do yard cleanup for about 10mins, my mates and I would find a bag of some sort, pick up dog shit (with tongs of course) and we would chuck it on the road and watch cars pop em all over the road. One time i Accidently threw the tongs so i had jump the fence and go grab em b4 the car would come, also one time a car hit it, then we watched it and it turned into the school. My friends and I were shitting are selfs because we thought the person in the car would tell my teachers, so my friends and I apologised, the thing is she didnt know wtf we were on about because she was going to a parents meeting thing.

this didnt happen to me it happened to a freind one time my freind had thrown his pencal at the flloor to annoy the teacher and the teacher goes pick it up the pencil landed by a hot girls desk and my freind he pickups the pencil but his other hand goes all the way up this girls skirt and hes like omg im so sorry and the girl goes no its ok(i think she liked it)anyway my freind masturbated to that for the next 2 years grade 9 it made me lol i wish i was him

I guess the stupidest thing i did was taking the handicape's elevator up to the roof in the middle of the winter and basicly getting stuck there with my friends (the button wouldnt open back the doors). I was planning jumping off the roof but then some guy with a broken leg heard all the noise we made and he saved us!!

i put a mask on then i torn my teacher skirt and ran away at the hallway. My friend recorded it. Haha its so fuking funny. I never saw her at school ever since.

starting laughing when a teacher was hyelling after me

this teacher came outside and started warning people not to chuck snowballs...so i threw one and it hit him straight in the eye (everyone cheered!)

i managed to get it away with by casually talking to the person next to me. Managed to take a quick glance at him though: his face was bright red and he was glaring at everyone lol...

In 3rd grade I was teacher's pet. We had this giant jar of gumdrops in the classroom and the teacher kept telling us that when we were good, she'd put more in. When it was full, she'd let us eat them all. What she didn't know was that I was going and eating them all. (just enough to be noticable) She punished all the bad kids and never once thought it was me. I then went and rummaged through her desk drawers and took all her gum stashes. That still cracks me up...

Then there was that time in 5th grade on April Fools' I put a whoopie cushion in the teachers' chair.

Then in 6th grade for auditions for Drama Club I did a huge fart on stage, and got in the school's paper!!

At 1/3/07 10:55 AM, AnimeLover4ever wrote: i put a mask on then i torn my teacher skirt and ran away at the hallway. My friend recorded it. Haha its so fuking funny. I never saw her at school ever since.

I don't believe you >=(, show us some proof first.

BUMP!

8th grade was by far the funniest year of my schooling life. So much shit happened that year. Makes me want to go back to middle school just to relive it.

1: There was this one door that never opened. EVER. So one day at lunch we take our friend Nezar, who is quite small and skinny, pick him up like a battering ram, and proceed to hit him into the door. Of course we weren't going to actually hit him against the door, just make the motions. So we swing him back and yell
ONE..TWO...THREE and as we're about to come inches away from the door some cook from the kitchen opens it to drop something outside. We freak, pull him back and drop. The one day it opens is the day we're about to batter our friend into it. To this day we still laugh about it.

2: There were two crazy kids back then that I hung out with. One named Arron and one named CJ. One day we find a condom wrapper, open, missing the condom. He then gets on a tree stump or something and beckons us over in a circle like he was about to preach to us something amazing. He then begins to read the instructions. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest day ever.

3: Another time in the cafeteria CJ and Arron were going around with an empty water bottle partially filled and asking for food to go in it. We all chipped in some chips, fries, hamburger meat, whatever. Apparantly Nezar was supposed to drink it. So we finish up our lunch and walk outside. Now they're putting things like grass, dirt, leaves, and other shit that I didn't want to know. So then someone takes the bottle to examin the contents and...there's a used condom in there. At this point we are utterly disgusted and at the same time laughing. So then CJ runs behind a shack and when he comes back the liquid is now a shade of yellow/brownish. Of course Nezar refused to drink it so we couldn't let it go to waste now could we? We threw it up in the air, cap open, all across the parking lot with the horrid mixture flying all over the place. The security guard came up to us and was cool about it, just don't do it again since it's toilet water. Our response.
Fuck, we should have put that in.

Ahh...good times. Good times.