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I was in Chemistry and we had a sub. I grabbed two staplers and flipped them open. Then I dived in my friends longboard and slid across the class shooting staples at him, Max Payne style. It was pretty rad.
At 1/1/07 05:36 AM, RedCoin wrote: Woah, I made this thread like half a year ago.
That's because I keep on bumping them.
1) Putting glue on my friend's seat, he sit and he inmediatly was like: MISS MISS SOMEONE PUT GLUE ON MY CHAIR!
2) Physics class was over so we went outside and a guy from the class was like "NOW EVERYONE HIT THE DOOR" so I go outside and as I leave the classroom I hit the door with a metal bar, I ran my ass off and I got mixed with the crowd. Funny as hell.
At 8/10/06 10:26 AM, RedCoin wrote: I rememeber getting a detention from my music teatcher for some stupid ass reason, so i put a pube in his coffee. He drank it and pulled the pube out of his mouth, my friend jack and I started crying with laughter. He was really confused.
When we had a break dancing competition. I won.
Praise me! Praise me!!!
In an ict, we were working on Databases. we needed to create a form in access and i added buttons into mine. and i added a sound to the 'delete' button in flash and my teacher took over my pc (not knowing about that button) and then as she clicked the button in flash it goes 'OH NOES! ITS A LEET HAXXOR! OMG ROFL!'
Very loud and everyone was quiet. You might not find it funny but i found it hilarious at the time.
There was this one time. Me and my friend went to the first day of school for starting of grade 10. Normaly in my school they do this presentation to the grade 9's. Welcoming them into the school. So before school even started. We plotted and planned our ideas untill we finally though of an idea.
Theres 2 doors on opposite sides of the attitorium, Both leading to the center of the stage in a U shaped pattern. So we dressed up like ninjas, And bursted through the doors. My friend jumped in first and went " HIIYAAAH!" I shorty jumped into the next door screaming the same thing. After theat. We both look at each other. Then run down to the center "Were running like ninjas" To the center of the stage. Once we got close enough we got into the biggest stick sword fight ever. Everyone didnt know what the fuck was going on. All they can see is the principle with a shocked face. And 2 ninjas duking it out..
Once the priniple got close enought, We fought our way out the door "Meaning we were moving while stickfighting to the door" Then once we got close enough. We bolted.
We hired my friend 5 bucks to video tape it. Alls we need is somthing to put the movie onto computers.....>:U
It was the sexiest thing that has ever happened, ever.
Your sig is implying your are god (i god) and its true. You sir, are a genious.
At 8/29/06 11:28 PM, Snakemaster-13 wrote: I started a loud conversation with a known pot dealer in my school in front of my teacher. The teacher called the police and he was arrested. Why did I do it? Because he had a lockerful of California and he wouldn't give me a measly eighth of an ounce.
Pics or it didnt happen.
once when i was a t.a i switched
a burned educational dvd with a porno
sadly i was expeled and thats how i met law enforment........
This one time a couple month ago my friend was bouncing pennies of the lunch table. One almost hits me in the head and the other goes into the hood of this girls in the table behind us. We all started to laugh and I had this great idea.
I walk up to them and say I am going to do this magic trick. I do that nothing up my sleeve thing and I reach behind the girls neck. The penny falls deeper into the girls hood and it scares her how I have to reach that low. So I just say "Just having a little problem, eventually I pull it out and I do the fake bow and walk back to my table. It was hilarious.
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I got into all the teacher accounts on the Macs we have in the library and deleted all their files, so their worksheets, tests, and some grades were gone, gone, and gone.
Alright, so about a year ago at my old highschool, there was a school dance and myself and a few guys were asked to work the coatroom. We agreed and decide to do it. So one of my 'friends', whose a total douche loser and tries to be cool, got drunk and caught at the dance.
The following week, after his suspension (he ratted out a few other kids to get a lighter suspenseion), I'm hanging out wiht a friend of mine and the douche comes up and tries to talk to us, drinking water from a poland spring bottle in a black bag.
The principle crosses by us, looks at my 'friend' the douche, slowly removes the bottle in the black bag, opens the bottle, sniffs it, and takes a sip. He hands the bottle back to him, pats him on the back and says "Alright, no alchohol. We're good." and walks off.
My other friend and myself crack up. It was single handedly the funniest thing I've ever saw and the coolest thing that principle ever did.
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)
1. A short while ago me and two friends got to school pretty early (this was all planned out). There were already some teachers at school but they come through a separate entrance, so they didnt see us. One of my friends took a shit in a cereal box then put it under the doormat of our school. We left the doormat floating/balancing on the poo so that the next person to walk on it would hear this "squish" and see poo oozing out the sides of the mat.
Yeah... pretty disgusting.
2. I threw a stink bomb in the bus on a 4 hour field trip. So we had this horrible smell (honestly, it was wost than normal ones) for the whole trip. Well it did wear out after a while but yeah, it did stink.
I only got one week's detention 'cause i made up this random story proving it wasn't my fault.
this other time me and my friend were in the spanish room during a lunch break. no one else was in there with us. so we got a couple empty water bottles and pissed in them. then my friend decided to throw his out the window and it hit the wall outside and blew up. i thought it was funny so i threw mine out the window too but my aim is horrible so it hit the frame and blew up inside the classroom. the piss got all over the teachers desk. so next hour when me and my friend are sitting there and the teacher comes in, he sits down and shouts, " WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL? WHY THE FUCK IS THERE URINE ON MY DESK!!!!!!!!" he said those exact words. it was so funny we laughed so hard. this girl was like i think its coming from the window. and so she goes up to it and leans on the window sill which is drowned in piss. and her shirt got drenched in piss. it was teh lol.
o and this other time. my friend found a 2 liter mountain dew bottle. so we got like all these guys to pee in it. we managed to fill it to the top in like 5 minutes. it was cool, but sick cuz its all warm and shit when youre holding it. anyway, we took it outside where everyone was waiting for the busses to go home and we set this mother fucker in front of the wheel of a bus that was in front of the crowd of kids pointing the top towards everyone. then my friend and i got out the way and watched as the bus drove off and the bottle blew up spraying everyone with pee pee. lolol funny funny OMG ROFLCOPTER AND LOLLERSKATES.
we found an empty bottle and pissed in it..then we took the bottle of piss and left it hiding around a corner of our music block where we hang out for lunch, and so my friend chucks food at one friend, the other throws some dirty shit and they chase each other trying to beat each other up.
Then, as they were coming back one of my friends grabs the piss bottle and puts it in the middle of where we were all sitting so we all moved away, my friend runs around the corner and the friend chasing him comes around and kicks the bottle of piss and drenches him in it!
The dude who kicked the piss then runs off, and my other friend being all pissed goes into the toilet with the rest of us and we all piss in a few bottles and fill em all to the top, we go back to where we were having lunch and the dude who kicked the piss comes back around laughing at my friend who copped the piss, who was still angry. Then everybody who was holding a bottle of piss pulled it out, and the dude who kicked the piss ran off like a little bitch.
We found him walking to the bus station after school, so we picked him up and put him up against a fence and drenched the fucker in piss. Then ran back to school to catch our busses.
We all got detention after the fucker bitched on us, but it was fun anyway.
I was bored so I made a mini catapult out of a bent spoon and made a grape hit a girls head across the room, the funny part was when our principal was asking who did it, my friend got busted insted if me, he got 2 detentions.
The other 1 was when some friends at my table got an extra slice of pizza and spit all over it, we gave to some kid it the 5th grade. After he ate it we told him what we did to it and he puked.
During I.T, we got free time, cause it was the last day of college, and i decided to show my friend Goatse. So, i print it off, and leave the page up, and go to the printer, running into the HUGE FUCKING LINE! I'm all panicking and shit, and then the teacher goes,
"What the fuck!?!?!" And faints, and the copy floats down to the ground and lands on her face, with the asshole covering her mouth. It was hilarious!
This was one of the most funniest things I ever seen, this year. My friend Geoff and I got out of class and decided to go smoke in the bathroom, but...I guess some kid didn't make it and he shit himself cause there was shit all on the tile.
Sorry for double posting. But also my second period Film Production where ya make movies and shit, while the teacher was in the back room doing some shit for the morning announcments, my friend and I where lighting paper airplanes on fire and throwing them at the kids doing the announcement. The kids started freaking out, we hid while the room was evacuated, the cameras still rolling, we put in the Queen song we are the champions in the Sound Deck, and sat down in front of the cameras with out lighters swaying....We hauled ass, skipped the rest of school, smoked it up, then got suspended when we came back.
On the last day before holidays, a few of my friends and I wrapped a table with newspaper and poured syrup in it.
The only memorable one I got.
At 8/10/06 12:01 PM, Jawa-Crossing wrote: this was back in high school but,i hacked into my shop teachers computer and erased windows replacing it with a thing called