At 8/12/06 10:27 PM, mt_sack wrote:

The second story was during math class again, but in a different grade. One day, me and my friend had this idea to pull off something from South Park. In one of the episodes, the kids are blamed for breaking a wall. But then, the rest of the citizens take responsibilty for it.

Dude, the original isn't from South Park, it's from Spartacus.

I was in the bathroom with a bunch of people who have to take a piss. It was fucking crowded because our gay bathrooms were so fucking small, having only two stalls. Yeah, my school is in a really shitty, poor district in California called HLPUSD. All of a sudden, these guys came in and ordered us to get out of the restroom. I thought they were just being stupid, but then out of the blue, two guys rushed in and fucked each other up, socking the other's chest and face. They rammed each other on the walls and wrestled on the floor. Boy, was it intense. I was watching them, all shocked. One guy was taking a piss in front of me, and I thought about taking a piss too, but I was too scared. When the ruffians stopped, one of them was on the floor, moaning that his knee was broken. So I followed the guy who pissed out the door and went to my math class.

In year 9 my friend leigh-anne was in maths and she was talking and when the teacher told her to be quiet she shouted "why don't you shut up yourself sir and set an example for the class"

In year 8 when I had music, me and my friends would "practice" in a specific music room and throw old music books at each other

and in junior school in year 5 or 6, me and my friend Emiliano started to put loads and loads of crap in the temp toilets. Then we flushed toilet and it let out a MIGHTY GREAT BURP and my friend was sick

One time at my school, it was snowing. There was so much snow everywhere that mostly half of the school had a snowball fight. I got hid by a snowball from my friends, and threw one back. But it didn't hit my friend, it hit my math teacher then he was so pissed off. I got suspended for a week and when i got back he gave me a detention for 3 days.

; harsh!

last year we had this bitch for our music teacher , and one day in recess me and my friends were talking about how stupid she is, so i just said i bit loud: "-insert name her here- is a fucking fitler!"
Fitte-pussy/vagina in norwegian
anyways, she was standin right behind me when i said it lol

We watched T.V in my woodshop class the whole day. My life is rather boring.

allright my school got a new part of the building added on and now we have these progecters in the ceiling at school and we have them in the lunchroom. I stole a remote control to turn it on then I used a buisness account (a school account for buisness class) and Iput it on private browing so I dont have anything on it's history then I used a free peoxy surf so I could bypass the school and get on Newgrounds and I played the best movie (not TANKMEN) I played the mos disgusting movie on Newground this:
THE ULTIMATE ORGY
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damn for me being a Junior I was gonna do this for my senior prank but my best friend is a senior so I decied we'l do it together and god you should have seen the teachers and students faces omfg it was priceless even IF I did get caught and the whole movie played it through all the way it would have been worth it.

started food fight

At 8/10/06 10:28 AM, MARINE wrote:

At 8/10/06 10:26 AM, -HotActionYiffFur- wrote: Probably when I graduated.

So when you graduated that was the funniest thing you did in school?

Thats just poor.

listened to my ipod throughout my science class last year.

listen to Ipod in science class? that weak man

One time, for show-and-tell in elementary school, it was my turn to go up to show the class... something. Except I didn't have anything to show. Instead of being humiliated and failing at life, I thought of something to show to the class. I went up and said that I was going to show the most uber awesomest thing ever. An evil smile flashed on my face as I pulled down my pants immediately with my underwear off as well. I proceeded to lie down with my legs straight up in the air and squeeze my anus outwards to make the greatest goatse of mankind. I knew I had absolute proof that I was the youngest person to do it. I was so proud of myself when every perverted kid came close to me to peer inside my juicy anus. And of course, this is a lie you moron.

Let out a big smelly fart in grade 9 math.

my study hall monitar walked over to my table and said "you guys are the most disrespecful group of boys in here" i didnt do anything so i said "omg her ass disrespects woman" so she trudges back to the table and says "WHO SAID THAT?" i emeidatly yelled out "HER" pointing to some goth chick loser. so shes said i didnt say that. so then the study hall moniter says "why dont u cut yourself" then im like "ya if u do the crime you shall be prepared to do the time" she scorns at me. gives the goth a detention. then the next day the gtoh fag has a knife and ius like OMG!!imGOINg! ZOTKIllU!!KILLLLLLL. so shes chasing me, then i punch her in the face, other goth fags are chasing me at this point, so i whip out my AK-47 and started blasting the goths. then my science teacher came out with a rocket propelled grenade launcher and Was LIke OMg NICe JOB mR BroWN Fo KILing DOES SDSTUPID EMOS@ I WAS I LIYAAA BEOTCH@@@@ then babboons started attacking.

One time me and my friends screamed "TITTY FUCK!!" as loud as we could all in unison. The pricipal just stood there and stared at us. also, my friend paid a 6 year old 1 dollar to pick up a used comdom. and they did XD

I liked mine and FlashHound story best.

my friend got caught with porno so the teacher says give it and holds out her hand and he gives her a five. The funniest thing was when the teacher told us to shut up and one kid was talkin mad loud about her period LOL, she said in the last words "This bleeding is fuckin anoy- oh shit."

One time I took this kids back pack and I emptied into a toliet. It overloaded and screwed up the whole plumbing in the bathroom. water was leaking from toliet handles it was hilarious.

At 9/26/06 10:16 PM, POIZIN wrote: my friend got caught with porno so the teacher says give it and holds out her hand and he gives her a five. The funniest thing was when the teacher told us to shut up and one kid was talkin mad loud about her period LOL, she said in the last words "This bleeding is fuckin anoy- oh shit."

omg lol thats crazy

Nice story. Did that actually happen? I'm a dumbass.

KeeperofCommonSense, I mean.

I blew a spit ball at my math teacher and it landed on her un-zipped zipper.she's retarded.

At 9/30/06 01:26 AM, Shino101 wrote: I blew a spit ball at my math teacher and it landed on her un-zipped zipper.she's retarded.

Zipper as in where?

Me and a friend of mine were having gay sex on the floor, lol not really but! me and him were messing around and i poked his gfs boob with a pencil and we both started to wrestle around laughing when a security guard stopped us, she got all mad and we started walking off, the girl that i had poked in teh boob had laughed while we were wrestling and the secaurity guard came over and was all like IS THAT FUNNY!!! and i wanted so badly to say yes cunt whatcha gonan do? so we just giggled and she walked off.

i got asked to the skool dance

At 8/10/06 10:29 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: I got kicked out of class :(

Totally worth it.

Like one time, I got yelled at by my editor because my article for the newspaper sucked so bad. I almost cried.

well, its a toss up.
on time last year me and my mates were talking outside the library staff room with the window open. we were talking about the plural of penis, whether it was penises or peni like octopi, one of the library staff came to the window and told us that they could hear what we were saying, we replied with "yeah, we know"

all through this year me and my mate sniffed the bunsen burner cupboard because it smelt like lime jelly....it was probly the gas...good times :D

In year 7 all of the guys and girls made love on our top oval
not secks, we spelt out love with all the people in a big line. it was weird

Just going to school. It's pretty funny if you really think about it.

i was in lunch, and a wigga sitting across from me saw me being my usual qwerky self.

he said to me...

"you're fucking retarded."

to which i replied,

"I didn't know your mom's name was Retarded."

own?