I rememeber getting a detention from my music teatcher for some stupid ass reason, so i put a pube in his coffee. He drank it and pulled the pube out of his mouth, my friend jack and I started crying with laughter. He was really confused.

u?

Play computer all day and do jack shit.

At 8/10/06 10:26 AM, RedCoin wrote: I rememeber getting a detention from my music teatcher for some stupid ass reason, so i put a pube in his coffee. He drank it and pulled the pube out of his mouth, my friend jack and I started crying with laughter. He was really confused.

u?

LOL one time I got kicked out of class for farting in my friends face.

Torment my Graphics teacher with angel delight.

Failed an exam and told the teacher to fuck off.

me and a friend went onto the roof of your boarding house and smoked up a nice fat joint each. it was only really funny because of the weed but hey! i mean, even the chimney was laughing at us (so i remember)!

At 8/10/06 10:26 AM, -HotActionYiffFur- wrote: Probably when I graduated.

So when you graduated that was the funniest thing you did in school?

Most likely this:

My music teachers hates people who's cell phones go off. So this girl's cell phone goes off and he says "hand it over, miss"

After 5 minutes of class, HIS cell phone goes off, I say "Hand if over, sir"

I got kicked out of class :(

I've got many more of that shit with my music teacher.. we hate eachother..

At 8/10/06 10:29 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: I've got many more of that shit with my music teacher.. we hate eachother..

What the fuck is up with music teachers?

its a tie between putting laxotives in my IT teachers coffee and watching them run, setting a tennis ball on fire and throwing it at a supply teacher (in class). and the time me and my mates bought a crate of lynx deoderant, smothered it in several liters of meths and set it on fire on our school field.

ofcourse there were fights with people pulling out toungue rings and fights with janitors and teachers, various times we skinned up under the desk and the time i found my french teachers porn.. but there on the lower level..

I stole the School's gates. Drove the fuck off with them.
FTW.

i farted rly loud during the biggest test i ever took.

At 8/10/06 10:34 AM, Clunes wrote: I stole the School's gates. Drove the fuck off with them.
FTW.

You're not telling the truth, are you?

Yelled SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER in 6th grade on the bus to my bus driver. she didn't say anything she just looked at me.

At 8/10/06 11:22 AM, RedCoin wrote:

At 8/10/06 10:34 AM, Clunes wrote: I stole the School's gates. Drove the fuck off with them.
FTW.

You're not telling the truth, are you?

No I actually am. Final day of school, got up really, really early (like 3 AM), drove to school, attached the gates to my car with some chains and drove the shit down the road. Made tons of fucking noise, so I got out and detached it before leaving the scene very quick. Went back to bed, and when I got to school they had no idea what was going on.

It was the sexiest thing that has ever happened, ever.

Masturbate on the toilet seat.

2 things

1. I put soap in the school fountains
2. We disected owl droppings in science class, and when I was done, I threw the droppings out of the window. I'm on the top floor of a four story building. The dropping hit the Principal in the head.

I slapped my dean because she said my mother was an unfit parent.

I got suspended for a month and i had to apeal fpr reinstaement because they threatend to expell me.

After that she never said a thing for the rest of the year.

Stink bomb on the hall and the class roms.

Lots, lots of them...

The funniest school day ever:

We Danced in fount of as many teachers as we could (like Party Boy from Jackass)
We locked our teacher in the boy's toilets
Then when we let him out we were chased by him around the school
And we were drunk

One of my mates little brother was having a fight with another little one, so about 10 of us went over kicked the fuck out of him, he ended up with a fractured jaw, damaged left eye socket and had to shit out of a colostomy bag for 4 months.

youre a nerd , but ill still like funny posts...

Spraying the field with fart spray. It was my brothers fault, he shouldnt of left it on his desk where i could get it!

At 8/10/06 11:28 AM, Doogens wrote: Masturbate on the toilet seat.

I take that back. Once I threw a book out the top window and it broke a car wind shield. The whole class heard some random teacher yell "Oh shit!"

Had a glue stick fight, we found a pack of fresh bootleg glue sticks, scraped off chunks and threw them at each other, I almost pissed myself when I sat down and my friends were like "oh shit" I stood up and right next to where I was sitting was a whole mess of glue, take in mind I was wearing 40$ jeans and that was with an discount, I stuck a glue stick in the kid who did it's mouth. Oddly enough the teacher didn't say anything.

What the hell you little punks, I've already won this thread.

A series of events leading up to playing Soccer with a apple and using the bathrooms as goals. The teachers were bitches and since we really fucked with the lunchroom supervisers and all that shit. It doesnt sound that bad, but you dont know us and all the stuff we did before that ;)

my friend got kicked out of the lunchroom for a entire week.

I Got kicked out for a entire month..Its not my fault I come up with brilliant ideas

At 8/10/06 11:47 AM, Clunes wrote: What the hell you little punks, I've already won this thread.

Technically yours doesn't count because you didnt actually do it in school.
:P

At 8/10/06 11:28 AM, Doogens wrote: Masturbate on the toilet seat.

ROFL

At 8/10/06 11:47 AM, Clunes wrote: What the hell you little punks, I've already won this thread.

Nope. What you did was nice to the students, what i did nobody liked.

Farted really loud on this kid who never gave me his bagel the entire school year.