all you christians have it wrong.

[bucher]

you all take the bible the wrong way. i have studed the bible for 15 years, traveled the globe, and talked to every reliegus christian spokesman anywhere. and i have found what the bible and jesus really ment. it all pinalcaled on my one discovery.

jesus was a pirate.

now, my children, come round, and spread the real gosple of jesus christ! spread the gosple of the chruch of pirates!

[<deleted>]

hyuck hyuck you're fuckin HILARIOUS

[Psycho]

jesus was a pirate.

now, my children, come round, and spread the real gosple of jesus christ! spread the gosple of the chruch of pirates!

...

Now you burn in hell

[bucher]

At 8/9/06 04:58 AM, PsychoticStarNG wrote: hyuck hyuck you're fuckin HILARIOUS

jesus the pirate does not accept ignorance. he shall smight you from his godly throne!

mr-4-posts-man

[Jezzbo]

is this supposed to be funny? why don't you do one with muhamed and post it on a saudi forum?

[phoenix7289]

At 8/9/06 05:01 AM, Jezzbo wrote: is this supposed to be funny? why don't you do one with muhamed and post it on a saudi forum?

I agree. Or else I will be pissed at you for the rest of Eternity. I have a true belief in Christianity. Though I agree basically 100% with the Episcopal Church, I have some of my own beliefs as well. And also, much unlike the Catholics, sorry to any Catholics on here, I do not support the idea, that to be a true Christian at all, you MUST go to church, or at least TRY to EVERY Sunday!

WTF?!

[Ghosts-of-Suburbia]

I have coverted to the church of pirates!

huzzah huzzah!

[Ghosts-of-Suburbia]

he shuld be in the movie : Pirates of the Carivian

[Keorode]

Why are religeons fucking retarted?
Whoops.. Now i'm going to burn in hell.
God damnit..
Oh man, double sentance...
DAMN!

[Axel]

At 8/9/06 04:56 AM, bucher wrote:.

jesus was a pirate.

Arrrrrr ye matey, yer a cleaver one you are!

[bucher]

At 8/9/06 05:14 AM, -Axel- wrote: At 8/9/06 04:56 AM, bucher wrote:.

jesus was a pirate.

Arrrrrr ye matey, yer a cleaver one you are!

yes! jesus beckens! jion the cult! er, religiun! becouse only we go to heaven!

and to all you doubters who say i will go to hell, jesus pirate will plunder your house in your sleep! arrrr!

[Kuro]

You have it all wrong. Jesus was a robot, sent back from the year 2442 A.D.

In the 25th century, society had become perfect, there was an end to poverty and hunger. But one mad scientist thought it might be interesting to see what happened if he sent a robot back to the year 4 AD, so as to spread rumours about an almighty being, to see what impact it would have on society.

The impact was disastrous, but not disastrous enough to stop him from sending the robot back. And consequently, the world is going to be destroyed in the year 2443.

[FPS-frits]

he wasent a pirate

jesus was

A GANGSTA

[bucher]

At 8/9/06 05:31 AM, -Kuro- wrote: You have it all wrong. Jesus was a robot, sent back from the year 2442 A.D.

In the 25th century, society had become perfect, there was an end to poverty and hunger. But one mad scientist thought it might be interesting to see what happened if he sent a robot back to the year 4 AD, so as to spread rumours about an almighty being, to see what impact it would have on society.

The impact was disastrous, but not disastrous enough to stop him from sending the robot back. And consequently, the world is going to be destroyed in the year 2443.

your post has no proof. i have the proof of a picture.

so ha.

At 8/9/06 05:32 AM, FPS-frits wrote: he wasent a pirate

jesus was

A GANGSTA

hmmmmm....
HMMMMMM.......
HmMmMmMMMmmM.......
jesus pirate has a sword and your's doesnt. so he's obviosly a pirate.

[FPS-frits]

shall i equip him with a glock ?

[bucher]

At 8/9/06 05:38 AM, FPS-frits wrote: shall i equip him with a glock ?

you may.

but he will still lose.

[Kuro]

At 8/9/06 05:36 AM, bucher wrote: your post has no proof.

If the Christians don't need any proof, neither do I.

[bucher]

At 8/9/06 05:45 AM, -Kuro- wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:36 AM, bucher wrote: your post has no proof.

If the Christians don't need any proof, neither do I.

well they do have a book...

[Kuro]

At 8/9/06 05:46 AM, bucher wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:45 AM, -Kuro- wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:36 AM, bucher wrote: your post has no proof.

If the Christians don't need any proof, neither do I.

well they do have a book...

And I have 2 paragraphs. What's your point?

[Tyler-Durden]

At 8/9/06 05:46 AM, -Kuro- wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:46 AM, bucher wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:45 AM, -Kuro- wrote:

At 8/9/06 05:36 AM, bucher wrote: your post has no proof.

If the Christians don't need any proof, neither do I.

well they do have a book...

And I have 2 paragraphs. What's your point?

that.... <_< ... >_> .... pirate jesus owns robot jesus.

[FPS-frits]

even more gangsta

[Tyler-Durden]

At 8/9/06 05:50 AM, FPS-frits wrote: even more gangsta

pirate jesus goes back in time befor he had the gun and stabs him.
end of story.

[FPS-frits]

jesus always had this gun since he was a baby

he grew up in the hood

[Tyler-Durden]

At 8/9/06 05:55 AM, FPS-frits wrote: jesus always had this gun since he was a baby

he grew up in the hood

well fine he just smights his impure soul.
boomshaka.

last post btw

[JackCurrie]

man. Not cool. Making a parody of a religion is so wrong you don't know. May god have mercy on your soul.

[Jezzbo]

why do you post stuff about religion? i mean, can't you just respect other people's opinion? each one can just believe in what they want, and it's his private life, as long as he doesn't force others to be the same.

[FallenMarine]

Wow...
I thought Jesus was the son of God...
How COULD we take so wrong in 2006 years?

Dumbass.

[DethX]

Ooooh, yeah, this is the best thread I've seen in a while. I'd add it to my sig but have no more HTML/text room =(

Jesus was so very definetly a pirategangsta. Lol at eyepatch and bling...in the same picture. Imagine that.

[FPS-frits]

it can be done!

[grandmapotatoes]

You've already posted that image, and it wasn't funny the first time.