A real convo I just had with some idiot I met in a chatroom.
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She says:
Hey
She says:
peace nigga
I say:
who is this?
She says:
This is Kat
I say:
who's that? have we spoken before, ever?
She says:
umm, I think
She says:
im not sure
She says:
what do u look like and I might remember u
She says:
????
I say:
i have a penis
She says:
wow
She says:
Most guys do
I say:
who says i'm a guy?
She says:
eww that's gross
She says:
asl
I say:
ah don't be like that
I say:
we could be lovers...
She says:
don't be like what?
I say:
eww that's gross-like
She says:
No way
She says:
asl?
I say:
why not?
She says:
ASL
I say:
17/m/sexy
I say:
(m is debatable)
She says:
it's bout time u answered my question. umm, R U GAY?!?!?
I say:
i like boobies and vaginas
She says:
umm ok
She says:
so...................
I say:
so i'm not gay!
I say:
why do you ask?
I say:
do we make sexing now plz?
She says:
(m is debatable) Im clueless
I say:
oh i only said that because my penis is half-detached
She says:
do we make sexing now plz? DO WHAT
I say:
like, i was in woodworks class, and i wasn't paying much attention, and i accidentally took my dick out and ran it through a buzzsaw
I say:
but only half through before i noticed, so it's half-cut off
She says:
umm ok
I say:
oh i hope that doesn't bother you
I say:
i can still get it up... if you know what i mean
She says:
it's kinda phyco
I say:
(i'm talking about erections)
She says:
or whatever
She says:
umm ok
I say:
isn't that exciting?
I say:
are you my teacher
[18:04:58] ´£ says:
be honest plz
She says:
umm no
I say:
damn
I say:
me and my teacher have sex
I say:
he's 33
She says:
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
I say:
why is that gross?
I say:
it's beautiful
I say:
you wouldn'tunderstand anyway
She says:
Yea I kno. . . It's kinda freakin me out
I say:
will you still love me in the morning?
She says:
umm no. . . Not knowing who's ass ur dicks been in
I say:
oh no, you misunderstand
I say:
he always gives, i always receive
I say:
he says i'm too small to satisfy him
She says:
ohhh k..... Bye
I say:
where you going?
I say:
we're not done intercoursing!
I say:
let's make a baby
She says:
No I already have a baby
I say:
is it hot?
She says:
no. . . it's dead
She says:
so shut the fuck up
I say:
so how do you have a baby if its dead?
She says:
b/c it's always gonna be my baby.
I say:
if your house gets bombed to pieces, it's no longer your house
I say:
just like your baby
I say:
it's not your baby anymore
I say:
it's dead foetus
I say:
yuck yuck yucky
She says:
idk weirdo
I say:
YOU KILLED YOUR BABY
I say:
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
I say:
YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT CHILD
I say:
WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE AT LIFE?
I say:
WHAT GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT?
I say:
YOU GODDAMN BITCH
I say:
YOU STUPID SLUT
I say:
COULDN'T KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER
I say:
SO NOW THE CHILDREN DIE
I say:
I HOPE YOU'RE GODDAM HAPPY, WHORE
I say:
KILLING A CHILD SO YOU CAN KEEP FUCKING AWAY
I say:
I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT
I say:
GOD FUCKING HATES YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH
I say:
YOUR KID, UP IN HEAVEN, FUCKING HATES YOUR GUTS
I say:
ROBBING IT OF LIFE
I say:
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
I say:
YOU STUPID CUNT
I say:
YOU MAKE ME SICK
I say:
I HOPE YOU GET AIDS, YOU STUPID COW
I say:
AIDS AIDS AIDS
[18:15:13] ´£ says:
AIDS IN MY BELLY
She says:
I didn't kill my baby
She says:
dumbass
I say:
YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING
I say:
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
I say:
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU DEAD
I say:
answer plz.
She says:
I didn't kill my baby. stupid fuck. It got hooked around that tube thing. . . god damn basterd
I say:
HAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I say:
YOUR BABY WAS A FUCKING RETARD
I say:
TOO STUPID TO EVEN GET BORN
I say:
HAHAHAHAHA
I say:
OH MY FUCK THAT'S HILARIOUS!
I say:
EVERY SINGLE CREATURE ON THE PLANET WAS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO GET BORN, EXCEPT FOR YOUR STUPID LITTLE TARD BABY
I say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I say:
cockroaches, that eat the shit you leave around the house, are more intelligent than your child
I say:
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She says:
yea and ur a fuckin dumb ass. . . how old r u again? Ur acting like a fuckin child. Did ur mother ever teach u any better. . . Ohh yea that's right ur mother is a stupid crack whore.
I say:
fuck this is brilliant
I say:
you retard
She says:
BYE
I say:
whatever moron, at least i was smart enough to get born
I say:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
She says:
Peace out NIG
I say:
YOUR STUPID BABY
I say:
HAHAHAHA
I say:
i hope it's in hell right now
I say:
being assraped by hitler
I say:
little fuck
She says:
Did u not hear me I said bye
I say:
who cares what you say
She says:
whatever
I say:
BYE
I say:
DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I SAID BYE
I say:
did you say bye to your kid?
She says:
man fuck u.
I say:
before it died?
I say:
did you?
I say:
did you let it know how you felt about it?
I say:
or did it die, cold and lonely and wondering why you didn't love it
I say:
did that happen?
I say:
damn
She says:
It died a few minutes after it came out of my pussy
I say:
so it didn't even hear you say "i love you" to it?
I say:
it didn't get to see its own house
She says:
no
I say:
meet its family
I say:
feel loved?
She says:
and could u not talk shit bout it
I say:
why didn't you tell it how you felt?
I say:
if that was me i would regret it for the rest of my life
I say:
for the rest of my life
I say:
but that's just me
She says:
umm whatever
I say:
but seriously, how can you live with yourself?
She says:
u need to grow up
She says:
Im glad it died
I say:
TELL THAT TO JESUS
I say:
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
I say:
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
I say:
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
She says:
I really am. cause I don't feel like being raped again
I say:
sucked in, you got raped
I say:
hahaha
I say:
i hope it was really traumatic
I say:
i hope you got a bruised vagina and the psychological damage was immense
She says:
just kidding
She says:
I never had a baby
She says:
Im still a virgin
I say:
i care.
She says:
ur such a bitch
She says:
I wounder if ur dad fucked u hard enough to make ur ass hole inside out
She says:
MUAH
She says:
Peace. . . I gotta go smoke
I say:
he did
I say:
it was good
She says:
I am deleting u off my list
I say:
we fuck every night
She says:
Peace nig
I say:
he ruptured my anus
I say:
now i shit when i sit
She leaves.
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Her email is kathy_8270@hotmail.com if you doubt I'm telling the truth.
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